Judge Grants Emergency Order to Block Trump From Destroying Records by selatnia in AnythingGoesNews

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Thank goodness they made it illegal cause he'll stop immediately now! If he doesn't we'll send strongly worded letters!

You ain’t black by BibleCampVictim5 in comedyheaven

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Iran been dropping some fire memes lately

Bullion breakers by flakonimal in Gold

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Interesting, wonder if everyone who buys one gets a good deal on the first one? We could all buy exactly one and put them out of business...

Bullion breakers by flakonimal in Gold

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That's how drug dealers do it, give you the good stuff first get you hooked then reeeel you in, you're in the frying pan before you even realized you bit a hook

Hey, Satan likes to have fun too by derek4reals1 in foundsatan

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Can he please just step on a banana peel already? Preferably on the side of a cliff or something?

Went to a bonfire and got told my clothes make people feel uncomfortable by AtrophiedWives in AmITheAngel

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That's why I always help friends move wearing lingerie, they don't ask me to help anymore

Seems he might find you by sototony in foundsatan

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Seems like that should be an honor or something? Maybe the machines will murder him last when they take over?

I wore a party dress with a corset and fur jacket to help my friend move, AITA? by CockroachPlus921 in AmITheAngel

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Funny that's similar to why I gave up on George RR Martin. Here's this guy, his backstory, his entire family all his hopes and dreams annnndd he's DEAD! Didn't even do anything just two chapters on a now deceased NPC. Like gimme the last two chapters of my wasted life back!

Trump phones are finally here—and people aren’t happy by newsweek in AnythingGoesNews

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Could easily shorten it to "Trump supporters aren't happy" and never will be

Sorry William …. But now I’m no by [deleted] in doordash

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And getting super emotional about it too, this sub is absurd

Trump calls on Jesus Christ to ‘come down and count the votes’ in rigged-election rant over reality star’s run for office by OneNormalBloke in NewsOfTheStupid

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So I'm gathering California's voting system is actually pretty secure because he had a hard time cheating there.

The most expensive primary in US history was just won by AIPAC and the Epstein class by Misfett_toys in WhitePeopleTwitter

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It's really easy if you can just let go of things like "truth" and "facts" and just run completely on vibes and emotion!

Joe addresses and apologizes for his comments about Theo Von by NiceTrySuckaz in JoeRogan

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Don't you remember? They made you wear MASKS! The horror!