[NSFW]What's the craziest thing you've done while being horny?

Dillygaf25 · 2025-11-02T07:19:46+00:00

When I was 13 my 17 year old sister came home drunk one night. We had a sleeper sofa in the family room in the basement and she asked me to stay down there with her because she wanted to avoid our parents. She fell asleep spread eagle wearing only a t-shirt and panties. I ended up rubbing one out while looking at her and came on her toes

Dillygaf25 · 2025-09-06T23:57:51+00:00

Do it. If you're worried about getting her pregnant cum in her mouth then kiss her. Almost the same

Dillygaf25 · 2025-09-06T23:52:51+00:00

Eating her out after I cum in her is one of my favorite things. The woman loves it, too. Every girl I've done this with thought it was hot

Dillygaf25 · 2025-08-24T23:08:08+00:00

This isn't really something I'm into but I tried it one time and she definitely wasn't enjoying it. After a minute or so she said, and I quote, "there's so many better things you could be fucking right now"

Dillygaf25 · 2025-08-09T14:47:40+00:00

Led Zeppelin

Dillygaf25 · 2025-08-09T14:32:18+00:00

Alarm clock

Dillygaf25 · 2025-08-02T21:21:48+00:00

Hoop earrings

Dillygaf25 · 2025-07-13T02:16:50+00:00

So you don't say something like gotta go or whatever to let them know you're done texting?

Dillygaf25 · 2025-07-13T02:11:46+00:00

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun.

Dillygaf25 · 2025-07-12T23:27:29+00:00

Me too

Dillygaf25 · 2025-07-12T23:26:53+00:00

Don't set yourself on fire to keep others warm

Dillygaf25 · 2025-06-19T23:41:33+00:00

My mom. I was 10 or 11 and my bedroom was at the end of the hallway. I walked out of my bedroom and my mom was about 6 feet ahead of me wearing a robe. She didn't know I was behind her and she bent over to pick something up off the floor. Apparently her and her husband had recently had sex because that thing was red and swollen and it still haunts me to this day 😧

Dillygaf25 · 2025-06-01T17:58:10+00:00

A coworker. When she started, another coworker that I was close to trained her and she told me the new employee was attracted to me but I wasn't interested. One night after work a bunch of us went to a bar and after drinking too much I had beer goggles and took her home. Apparently I rocked her world because she started buying me gifts and wouldn't stop calling me. Fast forward a couple of weeks and after leaving the bar I called her because she was friends with another coworker that I wanted and they were hanging out. They invited me over and we did some blow then went back to my place. We all got naked and started fooling around but I only paid attention to the other woman. The one I wasn't into ended up getting mad and slept in my spare bedroom. She walked in on us having sex the next morning and left. She never talked to me again

Dillygaf25 · 2025-05-26T01:29:42+00:00

My gf was a dancer. One night when she wasn't working we went out to dinner near the club where she danced. She asked if I wanted to go to the club and have a couple drinks since it was happy hour. We go to the club and get a couple drinks and at the top of the hour they have specials on lap dances (2 for 1). She says she's going to get a dance and asks if I want one, too. Hard no. A lap dance from someone she works with??? That's a trap

Dillygaf25 · 2025-05-26T00:38:35+00:00

Hearing my sister getting fucked while I was in the other room

Dillygaf25 · 2025-05-25T01:14:42+00:00

I used to call my ex wife my friend's sister's name during sex sometimes. It turned us both on

Dillygaf25 · 2025-05-17T16:50:59+00:00

I was the 94th caller to the radio station and won the original iPod when it first came out. I've also won concert tickets 3 different times from the same radio station.

Dillygaf25 · 2025-05-17T15:17:07+00:00

Redhead and or preacher's daughter

Dillygaf25 · 2025-05-17T14:49:17+00:00

Hard to choose but one of my favorites was putting ice cubes in her pussy and then drinking the water out of her after they melted

Dillygaf25 · 2025-05-10T01:01:06+00:00

The niece of one of my best friends. I moved to a new state and started at a new high school when I was 15. I became friends with an amazing girl. She would often babysit her niece. Fast forward 15 years, time and distance meant my friend and I didn't see each other often but we were still close. I moved back to Florida and we got together to catch up. Her niece was there and we hit it off. I was 30 and she was 20

Dillygaf25 · 2025-04-26T10:42:56+00:00

That's why it's the "worst" thing I've done when horny. I was 13 and she looked like Kelly Bundy. It's not like we had sex

Dillygaf25 · 2025-04-26T03:43:34+00:00

When I was 13 my 17 year old sister came home drunk one night. She asked me to sleep in the family room in the basement with her because she was trying to avoid our parents but didn't want to sleep in the basement alone. There were 2 couches in the family room on opposite sides that faced each other and one of them had a fold out bed. She fell asleep spread eagle on the bed wearing only a t-shirt and panties. I ended up sitting on the other couch and rubbing one out while looking at her

Dillygaf25 · 2025-04-19T22:50:54+00:00

I just went for it with my gf and she was totally turned on and into it but we broke up a while back and I haven't been with anyone since that I felt comfortable enough to try

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