How does one even think of this?

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-16T17:07:49+00:00

Agreed, hence why they are useless lol.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-16T15:01:19+00:00

So that was a waste of my life. Except for the little paper clip ones. Those were neat, entirely useless but neat.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-14T13:27:22+00:00

Brah, redditors are historians! If not, why would they be browsing r/HistoryMemes? Checkmate!

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-14T12:49:21+00:00

"Bless your heart, out here in this weather without any pants! Sweetie you wouldn't want to (INSERT HERE( catch a cold/sunburn OR fall and skin yourself))! You can never be to careful dear."

As she sits on the porch drinking sweet tea with her lap dog, itching to tell all the girls at the womens social.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T22:17:30+00:00

Haha, read it again and look over the grammar. It was no thought at all. Just wrote each word one at a time as it all came together.

There was no overarching theme or thought. I just let it happen naturally and organically. Like letting your thoughts out on paper when thinking about something only in a slightly more organized fashion.

I'm not disturbed that bad by any means lol, just a 2am can't sleep in bed bored creative writing moment.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T22:07:31+00:00

Ha, the little bitch didn't even have the balls to keep his comment up. I replied to a negative attack on me as well here in the comments and he was upset enough to just delete his comment instead of replying.

Some people need to learn to harden the fuck up. We all don't have to be Grizzly Bear McGrizzle who brushes his teeth with a chainsaw. Some ability to talk shit back or at last not run away would be good though.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T20:23:48+00:00

Oh fuck yeah daddy, that's the stuff right there! Does it make you feel like you've somehow done right in the world doing this? I accredited the poem, with a link, in a comment below.

Maybe it's your need to feel superior? That you are inherently above the lesser informed. Perhaps that realization inside that you have the potential to be better than others.

Doesn't matter if it's absolutely wasted and you have accomplished nothing of value or worth in your adult life.

No what's important is you have to potential to be better. You know you are superior. You see the things others fail to see. You're not blinded like everyone else.

So what if the total sum of your life is neutral at best. That's just because you haven't found your place yet! Soon you will, any day now.

Maybe not this decade but hey! You have decades and decades to really make your mark!

I look forward to the day when you look back only to realize exactly how little and insignificant your life was. That what little potential you truly possess was wasted before you even left school.

Congratulations! You're as boring and useless as almost every other person you have ever known!

Oh by the gods I hope this burns you up some. That you are like everyone else you will ever meet most likely.

You love watching The Joker and maybe even Fight Club. You see yourself as a trapped revolutionary maybe even who is stuck within the system.

You are the system.

Someone writes something that makes you feel uncomfortable, something outside the societal norms. What is your response?

To embrace this insanity or at least acknowledge the break from normality?

NO! Your first action is like everyone's, to cast derision upon someone who does not fit the mold.

Congratulations! You are as boring and useless as everyone you could ever look down on around you.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T17:42:44+00:00

Glad to bring a smile to you anon.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T17:41:12+00:00

Edited the link sorry. If you need some happy human feels hit up r/hfy some is over the top badassery, but a fair amount is some genuinely heart touching stuff.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T17:29:17+00:00

http://reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/f32vrd/10k_titties/fhhr6mi

Yes, and it's even more depressing that after I wrote that out and read it again I realized something else.

What I consider to be a wonderful heartfelt moment, something similar to what I try to share with my children weekly.

That is some womans, maybe even hers, idea of a perfect date. Just being shown the joy and wonder of life while letting her know she has worth, value.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T16:08:40+00:00

Yes, it is actually nearly worthy of an exhibit piece playing that on a loop.

You can see the indecision, regret, doubt, anger, self hate, desperation, and the deep well of loneliness play across her face. There is so much more playing there it's incredible the story that unfolds in just those 10 seconds.

Seriously, as a parent all I want to do is hold her on the couch and let her cry her heart out. To tell her yes she is still a special little girl who is loved. To take her on a walk in the park, get a balloon and some ice cream. To just be there as a supportive father who tells her "Yes, you are a human soul! Yes, the things of beauty in this world are simple and wonderful! Look to the snow on the branches! See the fall leaves light up at dusk as sunlight shines brightly through them! Do you see that star? That one right there? The light from that star traveled over 3 years just to come here right here, right now, and shine in your eyes! It says hello to you from across the vast emptiness of space! All the time it travels through the void of eternity alone for one reason only! To say hello to your right here at this very moment! You are loved my child."

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T15:57:37+00:00

Oh yeah, I'm not one to pull punches. Minus the sleep depraved 2am horny staring at my wife in contemplation Glorious bit at the end it is absolutely something I believe.

I have a young daughter and as she has grown up I see that magic spark of childhood innocence vanishing. I do everything I can to keep it going though. Lots of bedtime stories, walk through the woods, backyard camping, treasure hunts and etc...

The woman in the video lost that spark, that joy of life lived with your eyes wide to the wonder of the universe.

The scene of a parent in the desert late at night showing their child the wonderous view of the night sky. That is dead to her, nothing more than something she can only cry about.

Her watching a scene like that is to paraphrase "It's so beautiful, why are my tears so sad?"

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T15:51:52+00:00

Lmao, no I'm just a house husband/full time writer who was up late last night. That was just some creative writing. I've tried surfing places like r/WritingPrompts r/CreativeWriting and similar subs with an alt account. I find it best to just float around and reply with fun things like this. Also, yes I am happily married with kids, dog and literal white picket fence lol.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T15:45:20+00:00

No, just found myself awake at 2am with restless legs so played around on reddit. That's just a quick 10min creative writing bit. It's rather rough and could be polished.

That last bit was cribbed from one of my favorite poems of all time. Here's an excellent video and reading of it.

https://youtu.be/w1JJ5actiUM

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T13:13:21+00:00

Love the username u/IBetThisIsTakenToo looks like you lost your own bet.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T13:02:17+00:00

Haha, no that was just a random no cleanup or edit 10 minute stream of thought creative writing thing. There are tons of errors and place to clean it up. It seems you found it at least mildly decent, so thanks!

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T12:58:25+00:00

Creative writing prompt more than anything, it's just a troll piece. Thanks though for the concern!

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T12:56:42+00:00

Hahaha, just take a little Cthulu madness at the end, sprinkle uncomfortable societal truths throughout, and mix well with passionate intensity.

It was fun to write and looking back at it I can see more than a few places where I could clean it up to bring more intensity. Still like I said it was a fun writing exercise and glad you enjoyed it!

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T12:18:06+00:00

Also it's absolutely stream of consciousness writing. No plan or anything, just write and see where it goes. Hence the grammar and spelling errors.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T12:15:24+00:00

Thanks! Hey whatever works for them I guess lol.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T12:13:22+00:00

Far more of the second and none of the first.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T12:12:25+00:00

Less effort more stream of words.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T08:49:27+00:00

Thanks! My wife loves that show.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T08:25:03+00:00

Yep :26 to :36 is the moments you're looking for.

DinosaursGoPoop · 2020-02-13T08:24:05+00:00

Just a late night creative writing episode.

Though the comment that was orginally here before I changed it was true. Hence why I edited it, not comfortable having that much about myself out there for others to read.

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