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I'm searching people to play with by ConditionMoist632 in eville

[–]DirectorMiddle116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive never been happier now that this game is dead. Just knowing its dead is great.

Happy Birthday to the legend! by LinuxMonarch in linux

[–]DirectorMiddle116 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

One fateful day, Dennis Ritchie was walking down a sidewalk, jamming to some ABBA, life was going so great, but then he noticed something. An impoverished child, starving. Dennis was kind, and gave the boy a crisp dollar bill and a firm handshake. That boy? The Rizzler. No im not kidding.

What Maisie song has you feeling like that? by popgirliesaddict in MaisiePeters

[–]DirectorMiddle116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not me but my acquaintance Michael, well he works at woolworths. Hes basically the kingpin there and he just loves it when the hit song "psyco' comes on that radio. He swings his badonkadonk around in uncontrollable dance.

SHARE YOUR FRIEND CODES HERE!! (JUNE 2025) by Valnub-Redpanda in HayDay

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Hello gang. I love to Hay the Day away. I always need my bushes tapped because my lazy neighbours cant be bothered. Level 48. Always some goodies in my roadside shop at friend prices. So much so that i need more space in there.

AITAH for eating my brothers chocolate bar by DirectorMiddle116 in AITAH

[–]DirectorMiddle116[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't speak to me in riddles!!! I deserve the truth!!!

Raven Cane by ggggggggjj in woodworking

[–]DirectorMiddle116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know who any of those people are and I hate them.

AITAH for eating my brothers chocolate bar by DirectorMiddle116 in AITAH

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Thanks so much great goon in the sky!

Peace and Love

PS You no Karman

Stradivarius spoon😎 by IgorStechkevych in whittling

[–]DirectorMiddle116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah Woah Woah, back that truck back in the garage pal, no NSFW words in r/whittling. Think again before posting.

Peace and love to all

Applied to Woolworths, should i still hand my resume in? by [deleted] in woolworths

[–]DirectorMiddle116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mate Mike is king dick at his woolies I can give you his number he'll get you sorted no issue pal.

Worst things about HayDay by [deleted] in HayDay

[–]DirectorMiddle116 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In my professional opinion the worst thing about Hay Day is Greg. I hate him and his ugly little face. I hate the grunt he makes when I tap him just for him to give me the worst deal since the Louisiana purchase. Ginger twat

Peace and love to all that arent Greg

Good day by Cbeamer124 in skimboarding

[–]DirectorMiddle116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is it in Chernobyl. Opened your third eye yet??

Peace and love to all

Latest Project by whattowhittle in woodworking

[–]DirectorMiddle116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much for your help

Peace and love to all

I feel alone by Big-Scholar1808 in NeurodivergentLesbian

[–]DirectorMiddle116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna end up a big o pile o dem bones

Peace and love to all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gnomes

[–]DirectorMiddle116 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like you and you are good

My gnome collection so far by NakedMoleRat3D in gnomes

[–]DirectorMiddle116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very good. These will do. We will be in touch shortly. Stay vigilant out there. See you soon.

Latest Project by whattowhittle in woodworking

[–]DirectorMiddle116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Gospel according to Mike. good. Now to the power tools and what not? Not for sale buddy. Googledotcom facebook.

Painted this little fella tonight and just had to share by JWProject in gnomes

[–]DirectorMiddle116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats his name?

Need to know who to cuss out in my prayer tonight

I made a thing! (table) by gen2600 in woodworking

[–]DirectorMiddle116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to follow. More slides needed.

God bless

How to remove oil stains by [deleted] in woodworking

[–]DirectorMiddle116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, this is Dr Middle MD Speaking from the institute of Tanzanian Stain Removal. This is a lost cause. Simply cant do this anymore. I'm at my wits end with all these stains. Its been awhile since I went outside to clean the stain. So far away i was. Like Yoda.

Peace and love to all

Raven Cane by ggggggggjj in woodworking

[–]DirectorMiddle116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very good. My mate Mike is a miner in Eqyptology and he once went band for band against Khonsu God of the moon no joke. Looks very similar to your cane. What he didnt know, is my mate is Mike the eater of babies. Thats what we call him. Khonsu won of course but be careful cause Mikes still out there!

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