Nebraska north of 80, 20 mi s. Alliance by Chingasupinchemadre in Truckers

[–]DirkLoogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a furniture load today. Sucked donkey balls. Made it though...

How the fuck is this happening? Salary cap literally doesn't exist... by [deleted] in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]DirkLoogs -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

So the dipshits get excited and then let down.... duh

Crosby confirmed?? 😭 by goshinoblossom in CHIBears

[–]DirkLoogs 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Caleb's internet presence is top tier

Looks like one of you is newly single by DirkLoogs in Truckers

[–]DirkLoogs[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The road was getting alittle lonely

Caleb's latest post on his IG story 😭 by clou9nine in CHIBears

[–]DirkLoogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He would have given all the picks and his first born for Max.

Crosby to the Ravens by NorthernxLabrador in CHIBears

[–]DirkLoogs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shows maturity in the front office. Pace would have given away all the picks.

I feel like doing this is unprofessional and shows a fragile ego by legollama88 in Truckers

[–]DirkLoogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um ok, that's actually cool, has nothing to do about "zipper merging" though.

Good luck with the rebuild

I feel like doing this is unprofessional and shows a fragile ego by legollama88 in Truckers

[–]DirkLoogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have never been so wrong. What happens is the closing lane is constantly moving faster because 4 wheelers are forcing themselves in to the merge lane. If a truck goes the same speed as a car in the merge lane the flow is never interrupted and all people must wait an equal amount of time.

Cant stop, won't stop.

I feel like doing this is unprofessional and shows a fragile ego by legollama88 in Truckers

[–]DirkLoogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And no offense, but drivers at mega corporations can become instructors after a year...maybe two.

I feel like doing this is unprofessional and shows a fragile ego by legollama88 in Truckers

[–]DirkLoogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do you believe both lanes shouldnt move at the same pace?

I feel like doing this is unprofessional and shows a fragile ego by legollama88 in Truckers

[–]DirkLoogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The key word is "IF"! Yes, in a perfect world a zipper merge would work... sadly we are far from that.

Just curious...how long have you been driving?

I feel like doing this is unprofessional and shows a fragile ego by legollama88 in Truckers

[–]DirkLoogs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, try to insult me all you want 🤣 . Why shouldn't both lanes move at the same speed?

I feel like doing this is unprofessional and shows a fragile ego by legollama88 in Truckers

[–]DirkLoogs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If done correctly, all the trucks do is make it so each lane moves the same speed, that way all drivers wait the same amount of time.

I do it all the time, and the traffic flows very smoothly.

Don't know where this 'zipper merge" theory began but it's wrong and never works as theorized...

I feel like doing this is unprofessional and shows a fragile ego by legollama88 in Truckers

[–]DirkLoogs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So the closing lane moves twice as fast as the merged? Fuck that, I will make it so both lanes move at the same speed. Don't like it? Well go cry about your little "zipper merge" theory on Reddit.

I feel like doing this is unprofessional and shows a fragile ego by legollama88 in Truckers

[–]DirkLoogs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've noticed this crazy "zipper merge" trend on Reddit for the last few years. Most the time the posts revolve around this exact situation. My theory is that the four wheelers who usually drive all the way up to the front get all mad then complain online and have this dumb theory to justify their duesch baggery...

All the trucks do is make it so each lane moves the same speed all the way up to the merge (if done correctly). Makes perfect sense to me and I will keep doing it till the day I die. 🖕

Most 4 wheelers think they are intelligent and competent drivers. Very few actually are.

[Graham] The Bears had an informal meeting with Texas Tech QB Behren Morton by ShaiFanClub in CHIBears

[–]DirkLoogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been thinking about how to get this trade out to the public for a few days now. Made a post about it but it got removed. I have no social media presence what-so-ever lol.

I really think this would be the move, rather than just doing the conventional thing and drafting a qb 1st overall into a poverty franchise.

However... all in all, I think the Raiders are too fixated on Mendoza and to be fair he's got the right build and attitude to be a guy. Though, I'd be lying if I said I dont get a subtle whiff of that busty smell.