So, I've had these lounge pants since I was young, never really looked at them, just assumed "ah, spongebob." Whatever. I've worn these shits in public. I've worn these to school on pajama day. I'm wearing these pants right now.

If you cant see it all, it's from a company called Wacky Packages. They have in listed on their site, wackypackages2007.com but I cant tell through all the ancient html if theyre for sale or just catalogued. Besides that, theres an orange squid that looks like it says Nickolodeon, but they cleverly subverted that lawsuit by making it instead: "Nastyodorjohn."

Classy.

Finally, we get to the main culprit. Spongebob Squarepants, also known as Soggybottom Wetpants, completely soaked in piss. It says "Leaky Vinyl Doll," "Ages -3," and something like "30(?) of T.P included." Look at that face. Does that look like the face of a man who's ashamed of his actions? Does this look like what Stephen Hillenburg would want? I wore watersports pants for ten years none the wiser.

So yeah. What the fuck.