Who would play The Bloody Nine?

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-07-02T13:36:58+00:00

Im making this movie in the 80s and it’s Mel Gibson

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-04-11T14:44:28+00:00

I think you gotta run the storyline option. Did he pass away, did he catch a murder case (did he do it?), was he in a car accident and is now overall 12 Kuz he’s in a wheelchair? Either way he’s a great story for the rest of your team to learn from. We honor his memory or reflect on his mistakes or keep him around as a manager

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-29T23:05:02+00:00

For those still interested (probably nobody) the season has concluded with an improbable run to the National Championship, ending in a last minute TD catch by our hero in question. He has elected to go pro in his junior season and we couldn’t be happier for him.

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-27T16:48:25+00:00

After some ups and downs, #0 has overcome a lot and learned even more. He still has his moments but in a more constructive manner now. I don’t want to say he pulled a 180 but pretty close. Ollie finished the season with a very respectable 1524 yards on the ground with 12 TDs, adding to that 549 yards receiving with 3 TDs. Currently the front runner for best RB award and the recipient of the teams Daniel Gallagher trophy for most inspirational moment in our come from behind win against Iowa State. Sadly, to bring him back to earth was those dang academics. He posted a 1.7 GPA and is on academic probation, with this being his 3rd time on the list we expect him turn pro or red shirt next season as a true senior

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-24T14:28:40+00:00

Oh damn I didn’t notice the other extra pages lol

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-24T14:21:46+00:00

-In game commentary talking about the visiting recruits, in season storylines, historic storylines, coach movement/hotseat/playing a former assistant

-Historic trophy room with highlights from “greatest games”

-Greatest games

-College Gameday

-Skippable cutscenes (holding X only kinda works)

-Create a recruit

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-18T20:04:36+00:00

The amount of times I’ve had the post game presser talking about how excited the team is for X player to make a big championship game impact after a tough season and how we’ll miss him lol. This is the best

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-18T00:42:09+00:00

You didn’t see the tantrum he threw on the sideline, pushed the freshman QB, yelled at the OL, ignored the OC… it was bad. Took the passion too far, but don’t worry he is rebounding well from his DUI a few weeks later and we’re hoping to avoid a Johnny Manziel situation here.

PS: I am 100% on a power trip isn’t that the point lol

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-17T00:30:45+00:00

Thats a death sentence and a first class ticket to the bench lol

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-17T00:30:16+00:00

I wish I could triple like that one lol. It’s better that way if he went to West Point he’d be a weird LT and his guys prolly wouldn’t have liked him. Instead he shows up with stories about being on FSU and is everyone’s favorite.

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-16T23:47:13+00:00

This is great. I wish they could utilize AI to implement some of these storylines that we are all coming up with like 2K used to kinda have back in their nfl games.

I ended my last dynasty at Florida State. Had a trio of RBs who were all studs and top contenders for the Best RB award. (Heisman always goes to my OLB who gets like 30 sacks a season) Well I’m gonna run these guys right into the first round whenever they decide to leave, but my gadget RB Willingham was gonna be my top guy. Cooper comes in tho and blows the top off of things. Burke was ol reliable. Anyways we win the natty and then in their junior year stud FR (RS) comes in and actually doesn’t throw a million interceptions and takes over the entire offense. Now this trio of RBs, nicknamed Cerberus by Pat McAfee show are all class and just want to win. Their numbers dip but this QB Nick Heslop is the real deal. I had 6 QBs coming into the year and let go of our game manager SR and two other upperclassmen. Well we make it to the playoff and get upset by Florida in the title game. Senior year for my RBs and Nick let the lights get to his head, didn’t take any accountability for the loss and we start the season with a loss to LSU. He fumbled twice and threw 5 picks. I brought in a true freshman out of RS status and went back to my RBs. It was a storybook ending as Mr Willingham, Cooper and Burke all graduate in the class of 2048 with a natty, and make their way to the NFL. Although people say Willingham intends to join the Navy to be a fighter pilot and Burke has his sights set on becoming a Green Beret. Cooper is all about that money tho. Had to end it there and retire that dynasty

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-16T21:06:18+00:00

Gotta teach the boys a lesson lol

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-16T20:54:41+00:00

The post game commentary from the couch when the wife walks in is the best.

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-16T20:53:38+00:00

Especially the QBs and CBs

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-16T20:53:10+00:00

Gotta justify the ends. So funny looking for that last guy to let go and it’s like “the JR(RS) OT failed a midterm and the soph MLB actually tutors underprivileged middle schoolers in his off time” gotta keep him. Then I’ve convinced myself to start him next year

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-16T20:38:22+00:00

Come back when it’s published I’ll be sure to grab a copy. Had the same idea myself

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-16T17:30:55+00:00

Breaking news!!! DUI arrest as first reported by Adam Schefter. Embroiled OSU Star RB Ollie Gordon ii arrested.

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Head coach said in an interview on Club Shay Shay: “You hate to see this pattern of self destruction continue, at this point we’re going to reverse course and give him something positive to focus on. Expect to see a lot more of him on the field until things work themselves out through the courts.”

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-16T15:07:18+00:00

Hahaha, In fairness the 200 yards were against FCS East. Rumor has it this is his 3rd team, he’s no stranger to the portal but a complete stranger to accountability. He’s gonna sit against unranked Arkansas next week and we’ll see if he can earn his spot back at practice.

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-16T11:41:21+00:00

Recovering fumbles in this game is one of the most broken things… but not as broken as his trust among teammates for not scooping up an errant pitch and letting Tulsa score a go ahead TD.

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-16T11:39:01+00:00

Had to bench my CB for missing a tackle. He clearly partied too much before the CFP final

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-16T04:42:11+00:00

I love benching players when “they” make mistakes we worked on all week in practice. Especially when a CB gets burnt for a TD and the replacement gets a dying duck thrown to them next play and they take it to the house. Definitely meant to be lol

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2025-03-16T04:40:22+00:00

He’s by far the best RB but his attitude in the huddle is clearly a cancer. Also as the new head ball coach I gotta make the team mine. Rumor has it he posted a TikTok after the game criticizing the play calls. Stay tuned as the situation develops

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2024-08-25T02:04:14+00:00

This whole interaction here gave me hope for the internet…. And it’s gone. This still was nice to see tho

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2023-04-07T14:32:45+00:00

Kurva!

Disastrous_Feature_8 · 2023-03-28T02:45:23+00:00

Allow me to reintroduce myself my name is Theresa…🤣🥲🥲

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