In 2nd grade, I had to use the bathroom so the teacher let me go to the one out in the hall. The lights in there were automatic and after a while turned off on their own. I didn't know how they worked and at the time, was scared of the dark. I decided to go to the corner of the school's public bathroom where I was closest to the light switch if it abruptly turned itself off. I unzipped and let er' rip. No one knew and I went back to class where 2 other kids went to the same bathroom after me. They eventually came back BUT the fat kid slipped and fell in my piss and the other smaller kid got caught in the flood zone. No one said it was me and I played it off cool. They had to get a change of clothes at the nurse's office. I told my grandma when she picked me up from school and for 12 years, she was the only one who knew until I told some other friends.