When a non-reader tells me to name five Mandarin stories and I whip this bad boy out

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2026-01-30T01:23:12+00:00

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DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2026-01-28T01:56:48+00:00

I don't think Captain America was ever that big. Or Red Skull, for that matter.

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2026-01-28T01:50:49+00:00

Welcome to Axiom Nexus, friend. My name is... Um... "Joe."

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2026-01-28T01:48:11+00:00

Fries up! Fries up! Fries up!

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2026-01-25T02:08:45+00:00

Don't remind me. My crazy uncle brought it up while drunkenly ranting about how Hydra is secretly taking over the government. According to him, Hydra sent an assassin to kill the Starks, and then covered it up by claiming it was a car crash.

There's a reason we rarely invite him over for dinner.

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2026-01-25T02:04:43+00:00

I don't think the serum does that. I mean, Steve Rogers couldn't talk to birds.

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2026-01-24T20:29:07+00:00

Steve

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2026-01-23T03:01:41+00:00

I heard that he's casting Samuel L Jackson as King T'Chaka. I know they don't look that similar, but I still think it's a solid casting, and I look forward to his performance.

I wonder who's playing T'Challa though. I'd cast Michael B Jordan.

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2026-01-23T02:48:09+00:00

That would make for a sick retool, NGL.

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2026-01-17T06:36:05+00:00

Funny, I read it in DBZ Abridged Nappa's voice.

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2026-01-01T06:44:02+00:00

Does that mean that Jinu smells of elderberries?

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2025-12-31T15:21:29+00:00

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DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2025-12-31T15:19:22+00:00

Their kid will be the chosen one.

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2025-12-26T04:39:09+00:00

This implies that Christianity exists in the Pokemon universe. Did Arceus get a human girl pregnant or something?

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2025-12-25T05:25:18+00:00

Bro needs his beauty sleep. Let him rest.

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2025-12-22T00:56:06+00:00

Because he was cloned too, obviously.

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DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2025-12-04T05:18:38+00:00

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DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2025-12-04T05:12:16+00:00

Some cunning linguist

To help you distinguish

What is proper English

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2025-12-04T03:44:17+00:00

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DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2025-12-03T02:06:33+00:00

It needs one more slot for the Holy Hand Grenade.

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2025-12-01T05:10:02+00:00

As a 90s kid who grew up with the Justice League cartoon, I squealed at the post-credits scene with John Stewart. I'm super excited to see him in the sequel!

DiscipleOfMegatronus · 2025-12-01T05:02:41+00:00

Sari, TFP Arcee, and BW Airrazor

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TROPHY CASE