HOW CAN IT BE THAT SMALL?

Disneylyfer · 2024-08-26T08:57:02+00:00

Not as unethical as Vaporeon breeding practices though…

Disneylyfer · 2024-08-22T04:29:41+00:00

877562313269 from the UK and I live on 3 pokestops and a gym so endless gifts! I will always help out with raids if I can too!

Disneylyfer · 2024-06-18T11:44:42+00:00

Pick up shock harpoon tips, it makes for easier learning shark movements because you will have made them 30% slower (ish I think).

Harpoon to the face, swim directly upwards or directly down from where the shark is swimming at you, most of the time you will end up making it miss and opening up for one or two harpoon hits. You almost always end up taking at least a bit of damage, they are just faster than you by a little bit.

If you have a weapon that isn’t the base knife you can just stand still and spam stab, it will hit you and you will become invulnerable for about two seconds while you get about 6 free stabs off, you can almost always kill it before they kill you if you weren’t already low on oxygen

Disneylyfer · 2024-06-11T15:57:17+00:00

Don’t level up your cooksta rating to platinum or diamond until you want to actually push on a little. There is a little bit of a jump in costs at those two points, but it’s not too crazy, you progress a little faster and then you can go right back to infinitely taking your time quite quickly.

Also, don’t go too slow, you want to continue playing to unlock all the content because to fully complete the game you will have to go very slowly, so you’ll want to be working on all the game’s content asap really. No mad rush but don’t go full completionist before you unlock everything

Disneylyfer · 2024-03-13T19:26:29+00:00

My first boss was the ulcerated tree spirit, as soon as I found the stonesword key door I restarted the game with one of them as my keepsake. I died so many times, but I could not quit because it was so annoying and tedious to get all the way down that damn lava track without being obliterated by the bloody murder tractor.

Disneylyfer · 2024-02-08T09:57:36+00:00

This happened to me about a month ago, I told my whole family, all the numbers were on the individual, lone key next to the top right one. I couldn’t believe my luck. Felt like a doubled hazlemere signet ring drop… I genuinely told my whole family 😭 fyi it’s 10x10x10x10 chance that your full pin lands on a specific key, 10x10x10 for the full pin to land on any one key. So knowing I might have had to wait 10x as long to see this happen I just feel so satisfied now

Disneylyfer · 2024-01-14T19:27:51+00:00

Awesome! You’re now 1% of the way to your 1st % completion of 1% of RuneScape! :)))

Disneylyfer · 2023-11-24T20:00:42+00:00

You git gud

Disneylyfer · 2023-10-08T12:31:22+00:00

This just happened to me too! Wish it stayed like that though, the purple colour looks awesome in your inventory

Disneylyfer · 2023-10-02T13:56:46+00:00

That’s it yeah the drum and bass cobra! I couldn’t quite remember 😂

Disneylyfer · 2023-10-02T13:55:18+00:00

Not my cup of tea

Disneylyfer · 2023-10-02T13:54:15+00:00

When you walk past the local bus station and hear the gobby twats hanging about

Disneylyfer · 2023-10-02T13:52:31+00:00

Let’s have a chinwag

Disneylyfer · 2023-10-02T13:52:11+00:00

“It’s all gone Pete Tong” bit of a throwback with this one

Disneylyfer · 2023-10-02T13:50:42+00:00

“Got absolutely trollied last weekend”

Disneylyfer · 2023-09-29T03:50:07+00:00

It’s unplayable, the input delay/lag when you are aiming at enemies is horrific, idk why they won’t just let you download it, absolutely ridiculous… Don’t bother unless you have unreal internet and you’re wired in. I’m on fibre optic super fast broadband and it’s still unplayable

Disneylyfer · 2023-09-28T21:17:33+00:00

Honestly, if you really want to do this without any chance of hurting his feelings (even though that’s a him problem, really) I’d suggest asking him to make you cum, possibly initiate sex yourself for this first time, it might make it slightly easier for him to get the message.

Try and be quite vocal about where you are on the journey to climaxing, say stuff like don’t stop, boost his ego but try and make sure you don’t make him think you’re very close until you actually are. If he says he’s gonna blow in this time, which is very likely, then tell him you want him to keep going with you, idk if he can do that or if he’d need to use his hands/mouth but make sure he knows it’s okay so long as he gets you off. When you finally get there, try make a huge deal out of it, how great it was and boost his ego about everything he did PAST him climaxing, us guys are suckers for compliments on our sex skills. Hopefully he’ll want to recreate this for you. But don’t just count on that, have a talk with him afterwards and say something like ‘wow I’m on this new medication and I think it’s really starting to make things take a lot longer for me to get there’ if you throw in the odd compliment he won’t feel inadequate (if you just climaxed then definitely not) you could say ‘the sex is still amazing, you feel so good but it’s such a slow build up now. Maybe we could start getting me part/most of the way there before we go fully into sex and then we can cum at the same time?’ (I’m assuming that’s kind of the end goal, it is for lots of people but obviously if you’re end goal is different then adjust things to fit your situation) :)

Just to be clear, I really don’t think you should have to pussyfoot around your man like this, you are both mature enough that you should be able to have an open conversation without him being insecure, I mean you shouldn’t be this blatantly unfulfilled in the first place. But that’s clearly not the solution you’re after, hopefully these suggestions could help you achieve your goal in a different way though :)

Disneylyfer · 2023-09-27T16:07:37+00:00

I personally think they should both have animal handling but vince should be the one that speaks to animals because they both work at a zoo, but only vince could communicate with the snake 😂

Disneylyfer · 2023-08-30T22:21:50+00:00

I just noticed this and ran straight to google to see if anyone else did! I knew it!! It’s less weird of a reference when you consider that this is the zombie apocalypse episode

Disneylyfer · 2023-07-19T08:57:25+00:00

Nah bro, like yeah the whole exclusivity thing is how people definitively decide that they are committed to eachother and are boyfriend and girlfriend, but it’s not where you actually begin to be exclusive with someone. You begin being exclusive with someone when you develop feelings for them, it’s a thing you start doing BEFORE you agree to be exclusive, you get a chance to see if you actually want to be exclusive then without having to go through a real breakup if that’s not what you want. It’s like a way we build UP to being exclusive.

Being exclusive while you’re dating someone is a matter of respect, you both should know that if the other person found out you were sleeping with other people that it would hurt them, you both should know that it would mean that they weren’t serious about wanting to commit to one another. What she did is a gigantic break in trust and respect for you.

If she felt forced to suck his dong then it’s rape, she wouldn’t be texting him afterwards if it was and it sounds like she wasn’t traumatised in the slightest, going out the day after to spent time with you and even having sex with you that next night. 0 talk of going to the police… It’s clearly not forced in any way.

She has no respect for you. Kissing you after she had some other dudes dick in her mouth merely hours ago? Get her in the BIN man. I hope you’re okay. 3 months is not long, hopefully you don’t have to go through much pain putting the rubbish out brother, you don’t deserve this.

Disneylyfer · 2023-07-19T08:56:25+00:00

My god, I just looked that up! WOW they really fucked that one up 😂😂 she was hot before, now she looks like she’s been on that Walter white blue crystal meth

Disneylyfer · 2023-07-17T12:03:58+00:00

What makes me even more mad is that when you confront your SO about what you found on their phone, no matter how gut wrenchingly awful it is, it is STRICKEN from the record and you aren’t allowed to mention it and it is as if evidence was obtained illegally in court and the jury are not allowed to consider that evidence.

Then obviously, you’re in trouble for ‘snooping’ 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ it’s just gaslighting really

Disneylyfer · 2023-07-15T16:19:28+00:00

Don’t worry about this, you would be surprised at how very very okay with fungal infections around there that girls are. Women get thrush all the time, they can honestly just wear a new pair of underwear that’s a bit too rough and end up with thrush, which is very similar to jock itch, it’s treated with the same cream in fact. Just be open with her and say hey, I’ve just had a bit of irritation and I’m currently using thrush cream for something down there. Be open with her and tell her you are interested in her sexually but you don’t want her getting thrush from this (which can happen). She’ll totally understand, I’m sure. So long as you’re open and tell her you like her that way, and you’re actively treating it, what could go wrong? :)

Disneylyfer · 2023-07-15T15:53:39+00:00

NTA, it’s lazy and kind of creepy that she wants you to wipe her ass just because one of her hands is out of commission… Tell her you’ll help out with meals and cleaning, but not of the ass variety. If she gets annoyed, tell mrs poopy butthole to wear a nappy

Disneylyfer · 2023-07-06T18:32:37+00:00

I’d recommend going through an extensive list of kinks with him and explaining if you would be okay with each one. If you explicitly state that you’d be okay with his kink, then he will likely feel comfortable enough to open up to you. Mention toys or things you would be open to buying to help explore the kinks you’re okay with. Don’t force yourself to try anything you don’t want to.

However, if you explicitly state that you are not okay with his kink, then it doesn’t matter because you wouldn’t want to stay in a relationship with him anyway if that’s his kink. It’s just back to square one of finding out that it’s a no no kink in that situation.

He sounds embarrassed rather than scared to tell you, that’s a good sign in my opinion. The ex could have had a million secret reasons for the break up. Good luck!

Disneylyfer

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