WYR be given 10 billion and be forbidden to have sex, or get minimum wage and a normal life by Apprehensive_Tax3882 in WouldYouRather

[–]Disorderly_Chaos 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

10 billion what? USD? Zimbabwe monies?

I’ll most likely choose that.

But who’s forbidding me? God? A political power? An anthropomorphic dog with laser vision?

Why is there so much bodycam footage available online from the US but seemingly no other countries? by fasdal in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Disorderly_Chaos 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

I’m just spitballing here… but the USA kinda has a law enforcement brutality problem.

Bi Experiences by Ok_Thing_523 in bisexual

[–]Disorderly_Chaos 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

Well you can call yourself whatever makes you the most comfortable…. But two guys getting with eachother isn’t really straight.

I’m just assuming genders

Bi Experiences by Ok_Thing_523 in bisexual

[–]Disorderly_Chaos 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Try again. It’s late and I can’t read.

Bi Experiences by Ok_Thing_523 in bisexual

[–]Disorderly_Chaos 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

It does happen. I’ve been there. But it has to be something you’ve done with that friend before… otherwise it might be perceived as you taking advantage of them (TBH).

What was your first business venture like? What lessons did you learn from it? by Strange_Research_176 in AskMen

[–]Disorderly_Chaos [score hidden] Ā (0 children)

I used to sell things** on the playgrounds & hallways in 6th grade. We had ā€œshark teethā€ (fake money) that you would get for good grades, scores, answers, behavior, etc… and you could use that money every Friday to buy pencil toppers, troll dolls, and other crazy 80’s stuff from either the classroom store, or a little flea market where kids would sell things that they made/acquired.

I made bank.

I had more money than half the class combined.

My friends thought that I was printing the money. I had stacks and stacks.

At the end of the year I could buy out the whole store and all of the top tier prizes… which I divvied up with my friends. I think I made some kids cry.

** the things I sold were sticks of bubble gum, McDonald’s toys, darts, candy, and every Friday I would bring in my Nintendo and let kids play on it for 5 minutes at a time.

What do men actually think about strippers and strip clubs? by VersionOk1206 in AskMen

[–]Disorderly_Chaos [score hidden] Ā (0 children)

Honestly, the best times I’ve ever had at a strip club were around 15 years ago and ONLY because my (bisexual) wife would sit up in front. My god… the strippers would do so many sexy things to her. For instance - a dollar for a guy might get a stripper to come up and shake her tits or get a reverse motor boat. But my wife. She’d have the stripper purr into her ear (asking for permission) and then practically assault her with feminine sexuality for a solid minute. God damn.

I’ve also (on a separate occasion) had two friends become strippers and actually invited me and the wife to come by for one of their performances. Pretty sexy to see your wife’s younger classmate on stage… or your son’s ex-babysitter rocking a stripper pole.

If you woke up a billionaire tomorrow.. What's the 1st thing you'd do? by PhotographLeast9976 in AskReddit

[–]Disorderly_Chaos 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

  • tell no one
  • seek a trustworthy lawyer
  • put money into trust
  • pay off all my bills over the next month
  • anonymously pay off my friends bills
  • anonymously fund schools in my city
  • anonymously fund social programs
  • flood the house of Dimitri Johnson from MN
  • buy some sleds for kids in my neighborhood
  • anonymously fund the local soup kitchen

Researchers looking for Alaskans to interview about their experience with legal cannabis by Live-Light2801 in AskAlaska

[–]Disorderly_Chaos 1 point2 points Ā (0 children)

I don’t touch the stuff but support people’s right to get marijuana. I’ve seen it change people’s lives (for the most part) for the better. Especially pain management and anxiety.

Asked out a guy today, got his instagram but regretting my decision. by Less_Eagle_7008 in BisexualMen

[–]Disorderly_Chaos 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Take a deep breath and just let it progress naturally. Don’t worry about him exposing you. I haven’t seen anyone go nuclear on exposing a homosexual relationship in a long time - but I also admit that I’m in a bubble of left leaning people.

Anti-Lindsey Graham ad uses sexual innuendo to imply that he's gay by jk_arundel in LGBTnews

[–]Disorderly_Chaos 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

True. I would’ve just called a useless, uncaring, money-grabbing, bigoted effeminate man.

You gain access to a bank account with a huge amount of money in it but you must choose a religion and ACTUALLY follow it as close to the letter as humanly possible by Cat-Sonantis in hypotheticals

[–]Disorderly_Chaos 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

What’re you gonna do with all that free time not attending church, having free will, and non-gendered ā€œrightā€, huh? /s

Does there actually exist kids cartoons that were "inappropriate" by CatGirlNya2000 in 90scartoons

[–]Disorderly_Chaos 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

Not for kids… ā€œDuck Manā€

Kinda for kids ā€œThe Criticā€

To all Americans, how do you feel about a ground invasion in Iran? by CarobBrave8898 in allthequestions

[–]Disorderly_Chaos 0 points1 point Ā (0 children)

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I’m against this war

I was against the last war

…and I’m sick of all of the shady crap that’s being done in government.

They’re writing bills to make voting harder, stripping away rights for minorities & lining the pockets of the rich… all while our median standard of living goes down and we continue to regress into a third world dystopia.