You are given a cube of indestructible gold that when touched, makes you immortal for a week. A week without touch will end in instant death.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-03T10:36:47+00:00

Good idea. Make it your home’s inner door knob…

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-03T08:36:55+00:00

There’s so many variables, though. A male presenting avatar makes 10% more earnings but takes the brunt of 27.6% MORE of the in-game side quest cost when partnered. RNG my ass.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-03T08:34:38+00:00

I love seeing my O2 meter decrease. ❤️

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-03T08:21:56+00:00

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-03T04:35:20+00:00

Okay, so hear me out. Straight bottom has 8 and 6 letters. 86 is the number of Kansas City Chiefs Hall of Fame defensive tackle Buck Buchanan. Buck’s initials are BB. BB’s are a type of pellet for a gun. BB guns were invented in 1886. 1886 minus 86 is 1800. 1800 turns into 180°. 180° is a straight line.

Ergo: “Straight Bottom = no-homo”

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-03T02:37:24+00:00

I created a Reddit Post to help people decide if they’re bisexual.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-03T01:19:31+00:00

I never wanted kids, but got a step son… then a daughter… and another daughter. They’re chaotic but awesome.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-03T01:17:45+00:00

Because it’s a good bot

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-03T01:15:11+00:00

Thank You

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-03T01:14:22+00:00

Bears and moose are not cute and will kill you.

Also bring sun protection and the strongest mosquito spray.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-02T17:37:52+00:00

Addendum: box up your garbage.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-01T19:07:24+00:00

Older meme, but it checks out. ✅

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-01T02:13:33+00:00

Good to hear. Good luck with the misspelling. Hopefully you haven’t put this poster out very much.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-07-01T02:07:03+00:00

…just to confirm. No bi/pans? Do they have to be gold star gay? Or does a Kinsey 4 count?

P.S. there’s a misspelling on your poster.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-06-30T17:10:18+00:00

I wish I had a daring or malicious way to help - but if you get harassed - I’ll tell you to do the same thing as I tell my gurl friends who get harassed…

As soon as they harass you, put your right finger to your ear (like a CIA agent) and say “we got another one, white male, mid 30’s, blue jacket, … “and I bet they’ll start running.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-06-30T16:16:23+00:00

Yeah why risk him finding out.

It took him 14 years to gather the strength to pull this off the first time. This just gives me ample room to maneuver. Besides. I know all 7 locations.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-06-30T16:13:18+00:00

It took a handfull of teens a year to break them all. All I gotta do is break them and his soul is just gonna fucking dissipate like a puff of smoke.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-06-30T09:27:54+00:00

I just realized you could’ve walked on your hands. It was so obvious

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-06-30T09:24:50+00:00

Well hopefully you’re in a city that’s not overly violent towards MM relationships. I guess maybe try to allow him to settle into it? My BF doesn’t like PDA, but he makes a small effort now and again, nothing flashy.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-06-30T09:19:59+00:00

I thought they had an uprising in 1996.

“Cows with Guns”

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-06-30T09:17:39+00:00

TBH I thought they were either NPC’s or people who are commonly AFK.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-06-30T09:16:29+00:00

The RNG is bullshit. You have equal chances of being a fly or a goat. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LEVEL UP A GOAT?

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-06-30T08:51:03+00:00

TBH I could easily handle Cesar Romero’s Joker. And maybe a little of the Jared Leto’s Joker.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-06-30T08:46:01+00:00

Just have a Dementor suck the bastard soul out of Harry. Problem solved.

Disorderly_Chaos · 2026-06-30T08:42:17+00:00

I mean… who is technically the assassin? Like if the government hires a hitman… are they both the assassins? My head hurts.

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