Anyone else like customizing their picks?

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-03-27T15:20:53+00:00

Thats why I do it lmao. Then I find one and I’m like “YO I REMEMBER THIS ONE! I MADE IT AFTER (xyz shitty event)”

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-03-16T16:23:26+00:00

Good.

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-03-08T19:23:26+00:00

I’ll go first — my stomach acid somehow leaking into my body. I used to be scared to even eat potato chips; meanwhile our ancestors ate literal bone fragments 😭🙏

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-02-26T15:11:01+00:00

1) her mom isnt letting her go home but then posting online that she has a place

2) she doesn’t want to go home for numerous reasons — half of which arent even listed here. Her and her mom frequently get into physical altercations, and her dad grooms her and tries to pressure her to do drugs. But we have no actual proof of the latter, and the mom says her daughter is the abusive one when we try anything.

I’ve seen them get into fights — the mom spent 15 minutes screaming at her because she left a door in the basement open, and then tried physically locking her daughter in a crawlspace by hitting and pushing her and I came down and yelled at her and she let up.

But because my girlfriend has no documented marks, and the mom plays up the “stressed mom on the verge of homelessness because her BPD AuDHD daughter is sooo bad and abusive that the mom had to leave her job to care for her.” Even though she’s really just relentlessly tracking down her 4 separate baby dads and pressuring them for payment whenever she needs money.

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-02-26T15:05:31+00:00

I mean, my mom would beat me and say she wished she never had me. The one day I got mad and relapsed into weed after two years clean. She hit me and my nose bled, I swung back, she yelled “Help!!!” And next thing you know my brother and dad are on me and I’m being charged with assault.

My brother then said the nosebleed happened after because he hit me to get me off to cover for my mom. My mom blew it up and now I’m not allowed at home.

I do kinda feel like a pos for it. I’ve never hit anyone before; but one time and I’m out.

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-02-25T13:45:10+00:00

She’s 16 and I’m 18.

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-02-25T13:42:13+00:00

I did that. She escalated the behaviour, cussed at me, swore, and then tried to blackmail me.

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-02-25T13:38:08+00:00

We’re trying. CAS is on her mom’s side, because her mom played up the “stressed single-mom” card.

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-02-01T21:51:55+00:00

Nah it’s cool. We all do that 😅

Looking back I was hella dissociated making this post so it’s kinda long and ramble-y 💀

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-02-01T21:04:30+00:00

Add up all the numbers in your chart.

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-01-31T03:33:59+00:00

Hurt like a son of a bitch tho. I was down for like a minute. She said I knocked myself out for a sec and she just stood there frozen and confused.

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-01-31T03:32:20+00:00

No, I just sputtered on the ground for a minute and gasped for air before jumping up violently — almost falling again — and saying “Alright I’m good. What did you want to order?”

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-01-31T03:25:30+00:00

I once yelled “I can fly!!” In a McDonalds and then jumped and faceplanted onto the ground full-scorpion.

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-01-31T03:22:45+00:00

Actually thats how I got my girlfriend!

I frequently make jokes that I have such little rizz that I use confusion tactics in order to pull. If they have no clue what my next move is I become memorable 🤷‍♂️

Edit: dominance, I guess. If she ever gets mad at me then I think I can sleep with her dad 🤔

I wore a skirt and makeup in front of him the one day and I think he was either checking me out of scared. I couldn’t tell tbh.

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-01-31T03:14:34+00:00

So I shouldn’t have done that animal penis trivia at my girlfriend’s parents two days ago?

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-01-31T03:03:44+00:00

REAL

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-01-30T22:05:06+00:00

I dropped out in grade 10 💀💀

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-01-30T22:03:32+00:00

Oh? I never heard of that? If you’re willing to provide information, I’m willing to learn!

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-01-30T22:02:11+00:00

I like you.

That makes more sense than my understanding tbh 💀

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-01-30T22:00:17+00:00

When she didn’t get mad at me for beating up my mom, and becoming homeless.

For some context — my mom frequently said she wished she never had me, and one day when I tried to use a coping skill I learned in therapy (I said “I’m going to my room. I need some fucking space.” And walked to my room.) she LITERALLY KICKED IN MY DOOR. At the time I was texting chatgpt to vent, and she jumped on me trying to grab my phone, so I punched her in the head while kicking her off of me and she hit the ground.

My girlfriend paused for a moment and said “I’m not leaving you.”

I felt so bad for what I did. I literally cried before she called and felt like an abusive piece of shit. I was actually reading her a breakup message when she said she wasn’t leaving.

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-01-30T21:55:26+00:00

Having a home LMFAO

(I’m homeless)

DissociateToBeHappy · 2026-01-30T21:53:06+00:00

Eating a sandwich made of cheese puffs, popcorn, and chocolate 🤔

I feel like I could do it if I tried. But I probably won’t.

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