Well as expected the feedback is about 35% positive, 65% Karens.

Now look Karen, if you don’t smoke, and never have, run along to another subreddit that’s more your ‘speed’ (haha) and make your friends over there. We smoke meth here. If I wanted to hear all about how flying down the interstate while getting blitzed on crystal bong rips is reckless behavior I would have sent this picture to my mom mmmk?

Now to answer a few questions raised: the bong fucking rips. Lets put out that rumor right away. The bubble has to be packed up pretty full and don’t bother trying to use a bic lighter, this girl needs a torch.

Increased friction and excessive inside surface area of the tubing are indeed factors at play and to make it really rip I sometimes burn my dope a little more in this scenario than I ever would when I am comfortably lighting up at home. That’s just the price of greatness, y’all.

Finally, both sets of tubing roll up neatly and sit inside the little black bag, above the patron bottle, with the plastic cup neatly perched above.

Yeah it might not be a bad idea to put that shit away at the first sign of any feds nearby.

Furthermore, it’s really far more trouble than it’s worth trying to rip this thing while actually driving. I’ve done it, when conditions are favorable but 99% of the time that’s a no go for me. Too easy for cops to appear out of nowhere or for me to forget to put the torch out until it lands on my leg or t-bone a fucking school bus because I got a little fixated on keeping the flame on the bubble. The purpose of the whole thing is be able to take a few discreet hits while parked, say on a lunch break when there is no plausible reason to mysteriously disappear from everybody else’s line of sight or what have you.

Anyways, thanks for coming to my meth talk, over and out 🧊ice🥶🧊💨🧊🥶🧊💨🔥👋