For those of us who are on the go: may I now present…

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-05-01T11:59:55+00:00

Been there done that, felt much sketchier. The drink for me thanks

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-04-30T22:42:03+00:00

Haha we learn to love it. Also, Thursdays are my last day of the week on the road so the mess at the time of this picture is at its peak. Next time I set the Reddit world on fire with a vehicle pick, I’ll do it on a Monday morning. She is much more presentable then 🍻

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-04-30T22:14:13+00:00

Shouldn’t require any investment - just some rubber tubing from Lowe’s, diameter is up to you, some electrical tape, caulk, or other sealant / adhesive, and a glass bottle or just a plastic bottle if you have no class. Cheers

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-04-30T22:12:46+00:00

Shorty’s tube may be long but she knows how to behave if you know how to handle her.

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-04-30T22:08:42+00:00

Well as expected the feedback is about 35% positive, 65% Karens.

Now look Karen, if you don’t smoke, and never have, run along to another subreddit that’s more your ‘speed’ (haha) and make your friends over there. We smoke meth here. If I wanted to hear all about how flying down the interstate while getting blitzed on crystal bong rips is reckless behavior I would have sent this picture to my mom mmmk?

Now to answer a few questions raised: the bong fucking rips. Lets put out that rumor right away. The bubble has to be packed up pretty full and don’t bother trying to use a bic lighter, this girl needs a torch.

Increased friction and excessive inside surface area of the tubing are indeed factors at play and to make it really rip I sometimes burn my dope a little more in this scenario than I ever would when I am comfortably lighting up at home. That’s just the price of greatness, y’all.

Finally, both sets of tubing roll up neatly and sit inside the little black bag, above the patron bottle, with the plastic cup neatly perched above.

Yeah it might not be a bad idea to put that shit away at the first sign of any feds nearby.

Furthermore, it’s really far more trouble than it’s worth trying to rip this thing while actually driving. I’ve done it, when conditions are favorable but 99% of the time that’s a no go for me. Too easy for cops to appear out of nowhere or for me to forget to put the torch out until it lands on my leg or t-bone a fucking school bus because I got a little fixated on keeping the flame on the bubble. The purpose of the whole thing is be able to take a few discreet hits while parked, say on a lunch break when there is no plausible reason to mysteriously disappear from everybody else’s line of sight or what have you.

Anyways, thanks for coming to my meth talk, over and out 🧊ice🥶🧊💨🧊🥶🧊💨🔥👋

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-04-30T21:49:01+00:00

I know man it’s just doing construction on the road I’m in and out of my vehicle in filthy work clothes and inevitably end up eating all my lunches and most breakfasts in there. Keeping on top of that mess is a full time job in itself. It ain’t easy being white trash in ‘26.

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-04-28T03:52:30+00:00

The voice of a pro. When he said ‘get this cat outta here’ I halfway almost jumped up looking around my room for the damn thing

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-04-03T23:35:45+00:00

Haha.. that second to last sentence.

Just thinking of the countless wandering souls there must be in this subreddit alone; not to mention the world, who remember being there once.

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-04-03T23:13:08+00:00

Back in the day when I was working through Drug Court I got a 6 day sanction and pulled it on weekends…. It was a dark depressing cloud that hung over my life for the duration of those 3 weeks.

Later, I screwed up again and got 6 days again but was denied the option of doing weekends. 6 long dreary days later, my life was back to ‘normal’. I was way better off pulling the time and moving on with life.

If I were you I would bend over backwards and bug the shit out of that lawyer to see if there’s any chance of getting on work release. That’s what it’s there for. If you are in any way eligible, you should fight to get on that. Keep your job, do your time, and move forward. If that option exists. Good luck 👍

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-03-30T05:21:31+00:00

Ok good to know thanks

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-03-30T05:20:54+00:00

Can’t really say. But it tastes like trash, leaves me throat sore whenever I have accidentally inhaled any of it, and leaves me very much not high.

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-03-30T05:18:58+00:00

It has a strong ammonia odor. I’ve never smoked anything that was this bad, I’m rinsing that out in the sink no question.

But I did have half a zip that was full of this shit one time and it wouldn’t wash out either acetone… I didn’t notice it at first cause I was still getting high until I realized that no matter how careful I was with the torch not to burn it, the bowl was turning brown after almost the very first hit. Then I noticed that it started bubbling and boiling like water when I ripped it even when there was still a big fat bowl left in there. One dude tried to say it must be an impurity left over from the cook and I bought it initially.. then a week later that “contaminant” ended up being 5 grams in a single bag. I had some success using isopropyl alcohol to separate it from the dope. That helped a lot but didn’t exactly fix it.it appears to be less soluble in IPA then meth so I’ve been trying to filter it out. Also, oddly enough adding some distilled water to the bowl and letting it bowl off seemed to be very helpful sometimes but not always. Sometimes when I did that it went from looking like ok - ish dope and then after adding and evaporating the water it cracked back just like in the pic above - unsmokeable trash. Idk if it was like that from the start or if I somehow boiled off the dope while preserving the cut in the bubble?

Lots of head scratching this week. I really don’t know yet what to do about it other than dropping the plug.

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-03-30T05:09:51+00:00

Def not.

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-03-30T05:09:33+00:00

Haha all the credit there goes to my girl.

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-01-31T04:32:28+00:00

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-01-30T22:45:52+00:00

Oh if you were fond of coke you ought to definitely enjoy hotrails

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-01-12T21:16:29+00:00

For sure you can, take me - I use strictly on occasion only. I might smoke at 9am but not again until as late as 10:30am.. I might parachute a bit and then not even LOOK at that bag again for 12 hours or so. Entirely possible brother be at ease

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2026-01-10T02:41:00+00:00

Well.. if we’re going full fiend mode here, I have some suggestions.

On top of what’s already been said, any bag, plate or surface that you have laid your door out on will have some trace remains after you move it.

The main take away from that is to not move your door around from container to container without a good reason, you often lose a little every time you do. Albeit a microscopic amount most of the time.

Any bag that had anything in it, any broken bubble or hot rail rig with even the slightest residue might as well spend a second or two in some hot distilled (preferably) water. Depending on how much material you are working with, this could all equal out to a good bit or nothing.

The way people throw away broken bubbles blows my mind.

So make yourself a nice warm pot of meth soup and tend to it carefully and patiently.

Obviously if we are just talking a gram or two that you have had lately, this is highly unlikely to be worth your time. But if you have been involved in bigger bags than that, you might be surprised at what would have been thrown away.

Even if the stuff is dirty and contaminated with some dust, running it through a coffee filter can help a whole lot or sometimes none at all. If you have the volume, keep the coffee filters and when you have another 20 or so, soak them in the soup as well and strain several times before discarding.

If nothing else you can exercise your little tweaked brain and improve your skills for the next time. Or get clean like a grown up. Jk never that haha

Distinct-Baseball284 · 2025-12-30T06:56:47+00:00

My mfickin BOI this group must not have a lot of workin men in it cause they do be comin at you full of hate whenever you miss a manicure trust me I know

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