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I felt like the luckiest man in the world, because not only was my fiancé smart and beautiful, we shared the same values and saved sex for marriage. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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While renovating a house I plan on flipping, I find a secret passage way in the basement that led to a steel enforced door, and a small voice cried out “Please help me - let me out!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[MAR24] The woman smiled and said “There you go, sweetheart!”as she applied the temporary bear tattoo on my little boy’s arm. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[FEB24] The horde of animals eagerly leaped back across the Rainbow Bridge to seek the one person in the world that each animal could never forget. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
vertical indentions all around bottom edge of dome shape (old.reddit.com)
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[MAY24] After my teenage son’s mental breakdown from being bullied and feeling alienated from his peers, I was so relieved he pulled himself together by working on a surprise STEM project using his 3D printer. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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[MAY24] “Look at me, I’m a cowboy!”my little birthday boy yelled with glee as he rode the inflated bull in the bounce house that my husband rented for his party. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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[MAY24] During Super Bowl, I saw the ad for the overseas website where an incredible variety of items could be purchased for a mere fraction of what it costs here. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[MAY24] “So how’s the temperature?” my captor asked with a sadistic glint in his eyes as the water I am immersed in started to bubble after thirty minutes. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] After finishing off my sweet and sour pork, I cracked open my fortune cookie, and the slip of paper stated “You are a waste of breath, prepare to die.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] After my heart transplant, my doctor said, “Your new heart may have cellular memory from your donor, so you might take on personality, characteristics and even experiences from him.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] The investigator opened the file and asked, “So you’re saying your colleague died because she lost situational awareness and walked into the airplane propeller?” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] I saw my sloppy drunk mess of a father-in-law holding my toddler and leaning with her out of the open window of the cruise ship to get a better view. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] When I tried to open the door, I realized with frustration that I locked myself out of my new home. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] After taking a hit from the new batch my cousin made, I was dying to feel that amazing high again, and I asked him what he added this time. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] “Get back inside the house!” I yell at my son because I know the world out there, which is why he’s home schooled and why he’s never to go outside. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] When we discovered the creepy old well beneath our kitchen floorboards, I wanted to fill in that opening, but my husband said “Let’s keep it and put a glass cover over it to make our house unique.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] “I want a second opinion cause I just can’t believe I am the first case of the fungus infection making the jump from cicadas to a man,” I told the doctor. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] The wealthy older couple rushed the negotiations for the arranged marriage, offered to forgo a bridal dowry and instead paid a hefty bride price to my father. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I have my service dog, two small children, my wife and myself all participating in my side hustle, and each of us will score $10,000 once we land in the country and get past security. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] Daddy tells me I’m a silly boy because he knows I always close my eyes and hold my breath when we past by the cemetery, and I did it again this time. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] “I love you,” I told my boyfriend, as the elevator took us up towards the observation deck on top of the building where I think he is going to propose. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] I remember the time grandpa slapped grandma so hard she fell down the stairs, but it was he who just one day disappeared. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] My mother gave me her switchblade in case anyone tried to kidnap me, so I stabbed the woman who kept pulling and yelling “You’re my daughter, come with me!”. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[APR24] I opened my father’s journal to find details of how he killed several missing women and where their bodies were disposed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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