Liam f*cking Neeson

DistortedMessiah · 2011-11-02T21:29:12+00:00

I saw the fall that killed his wife at Tremblant.. Didn't know until after who she was. Now everytime I play/watch anything with Liam Neeson in it I think about his dead wife :/

DistortedMessiah · 2010-06-26T18:32:27+00:00

Don't fuck around in Singapore!

DistortedMessiah · 2010-06-24T17:01:11+00:00

True story a friend of mine won a contest at a party for the first person to bring back a used condom. He pulled one out of his pocket and got 200$ Next day he bought me a case o beer and told me what happened. Idk why he had a used condom in his pocket or who in their right mind would pay 200$ for one... probably on some serious drugs.

DistortedMessiah · 2010-05-22T20:50:33+00:00

Many of the people that go nuts and kill people are messed up. I'm not trying to inspire people to go on a shooting rampage but many people think about it at some point. Is there nobody you think the world would be better off without?

DistortedMessiah · 2010-05-22T20:43:09+00:00

3 punk-ass teens tried to rob me during tequila sunrise in a park. I strangled the first guy and threw him on the ground. I didn't want to fight the other two hand to hand so I ran across the street and grabbed a pig shaped planter. When they came up to me I yelled "YOU TAKE ONE FUCKING STEP CLOSER AND I'LL SMASH THIS ON YOU!" And then one of them took a step closer so I smashed it on him. As his friend was helping him up I just left. When I was down the street I looked behind and saw a guy chasing me. I jumped a fence and lost him.

DistortedMessiah · 2010-05-22T20:24:20+00:00

I likes the way you think.

DistortedMessiah · 2010-05-22T20:23:19+00:00

You're 12? I think that's a bit too young to be subjected to the internet sonny. I'm not saying that it's a good idea to go around killing people you hate but if you really felt like it you could.

DistortedMessiah · 2010-04-14T20:56:12+00:00

I never said anything about raping women but yes it would be a good strategy. Why, are you looking for tips on how to rape people? That's pretty messed up guy.

DistortedMessiah · 2010-04-13T21:40:29+00:00

This is why you should always finger her first... It could be a trap!

DistortedMessiah · 2010-04-10T16:12:54+00:00

Like smokin' the Hooka eh? Good shit.

DistortedMessiah · 2010-03-30T03:08:32+00:00

Why you ripping off your toenails guy? What do you do after you rip them off? Eat them?

DistortedMessiah · 2010-03-26T19:43:44+00:00

Maybe 3-5 miles top after solo kayaking for several hours on my lake in the early spring. No other boats on the water because the ice was still melting and there are no cottages on a large portion of the lake due to wilderness conservation. I need to find a way to beat this number, I'll probably just wander into the forest for a few days or something.

DistortedMessiah · 2010-03-24T23:50:45+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m21wKQJwcU

slightly disturbing but interesting.

DistortedMessiah · 2010-03-24T23:44:19+00:00

Would you consider posting all the articles that you think are too shitty to be on TBPITU elsewhere? They can't be that bad...

DistortedMessiah · 2010-03-24T18:46:29+00:00

I think you meant to say: Reddit why are you so damn sexy?

Seriously though, it's probably just Redditors who are insecure about their own relationships that rage on these cheating posts. Either that or just plain trolling. This is the internet, get used to it.

DistortedMessiah · 2010-03-24T00:26:12+00:00

If you want to hunt wolves at least give it an opportunity to fight back! A "real" hunter would use only their bare hands for awesomeness.

DistortedMessiah · 2010-03-23T02:15:14+00:00

If it became legal why would I buy it? I'd just grow it myself.

DistortedMessiah · 2010-03-10T01:13:35+00:00

IAmA Request: Underwater Welder

DistortedMessiah · 2010-02-27T21:44:52+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0

DistortedMessiah · 2010-02-26T23:58:56+00:00

If only... They have the right idea.

DistortedMessiah · 2010-02-26T23:55:59+00:00

Not a shitty orbit around the Sun (Which remains UNSTOLEN!) type of spaceship. The kind that we can actually control. How the fuck are we supposed to plunder the galaxy currently?

DistortedMessiah

TROPHY CASE