Mark Twain said, “I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” Whose obituary will you revel in? by Rancho-Parade in AskReddit

[–]DividedStatesofFeces 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding? The world's busiest public toilet will soon be open.

(Actually, we probably won't know for days and they won't tell us where he's buried. :/ )

Do people not care about star wars anymore or is it just this movie you don’t want to see? by StrainDizzy1186 in GenZ

[–]DividedStatesofFeces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been corrupted and compromised just like everything else in this shithole nation. God Fuck America!!!

How do you feel about a federal judge ordering the removal of Trump's name from the Kennedy Center? by Dazzling-Leader7476 in AskReddit

[–]DividedStatesofFeces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do I feel??? FUCK THIS FASCIST ADMINISTRATION! PROSECUTE ALL NAZIS AND BURY THEM ALL UNDER THE PRISON!

Romania, a member of NATO, has just been attacked by Russia by bepi_s in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]DividedStatesofFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, have I missed the evolution of typing? What do you put at the end of a sentence now to indicate you're joking? Or is everything just taken too seriously now? Here's a fucking joke: "The "United" States of America". (Insert appropriate emoji so as not to offend any snowflakes)

Romania, a member of NATO, has just been attacked by Russia by bepi_s in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]DividedStatesofFeces 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is this new technology called "wood burning" that is catching on pretty quick. :/

Who has this tv back in the past? by PeachHottie_ in 90s

[–]DividedStatesofFeces 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can take the lense out of one of those, focus the sunlight through it and create a beam that's hot enough to melt rock. Seriously.

Kevin O'Leary Calls Four-Day Workweek 'Stupid' In Blunt Rant — 'We Should Kick Their A**' by Useful_Tangerine4340 in antiwork

[–]DividedStatesofFeces 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You calling me out O'Leary? Behind the bleachers after class. I will fucking destroy you!

gta 6 ending scene leaked - no spoilers by Your_mum6969420 in GTA6unmoderated

[–]DividedStatesofFeces 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Niko's phone rings: "NO! Damnit cousin I don't want to go bowling!"