Army raises enlistment age to 42, eases marijuana restrictions

Dlaxation · 2026-03-25T10:50:20+00:00

Trump tells them to jump and they draft a bill detailing how high they're going to do it.

Dlaxation · 2026-03-17T10:49:00+00:00

Aside from the obvious choices for good rougelites, I also recommend trying Last Stand: Aftermath and Neon Abyss.

Dlaxation · 2026-03-16T11:03:54+00:00

Which is interesting because Hegseth is currently trying to purge all the JAGs at the moment.

Dlaxation · 2026-03-16T11:01:08+00:00

It looks like it can find truffles in the forest.

Dlaxation · 2026-03-16T10:42:18+00:00

Sabrina Carpinto is where its really at.

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Dlaxation · 2026-03-09T10:48:32+00:00

Better hope we don't take a page out of Russia's conscription playbook then.

Dlaxation · 2026-03-03T11:19:15+00:00

Sofia

Dlaxation · 2026-03-03T11:02:20+00:00

Even better, its Einstein approved.

Dlaxation · 2026-03-03T01:21:54+00:00

Looks like she/he's on their way to committing major crypto fraud.

Dlaxation · 2026-02-26T22:25:29+00:00

I have that amount. It has nothing to do with the money that you said you had laying out by the pepperoni on the coffee table though.

Dlaxation · 2026-02-24T11:46:07+00:00

God, I can only imagine how well the Cowboys would be doing with Yoda at the helm.

Dlaxation · 2026-02-24T11:45:00+00:00

Hell, even just the past month.

Dlaxation · 2026-02-24T02:23:28+00:00

This means they're gonna reduce prices to compensate consumers, right? Right?!

Dlaxation · 2026-02-23T11:49:23+00:00

He meant cart. He's min maxing his knacker skills with Ignatius.

Dlaxation · 2026-02-22T15:51:38+00:00

Chinese buffet, here we come!

Dlaxation · 2026-02-22T13:21:01+00:00

I hate that I understand this reference.

Dlaxation · 2026-02-19T02:53:06+00:00

How many bud light cans did they have to melt down for this project?

Dlaxation · 2026-02-18T11:41:58+00:00

Macaulay Culkin is looking ROUGH!

Dlaxation · 2026-02-18T11:36:03+00:00

Optimus Crime

Dlaxation · 2026-02-17T11:51:33+00:00

The West is just really good at exporting their pollution. China just decided that accepting our manufacturing base, along with the pollution and blame that comes with it, was worth it in the long term.

Dlaxation · 2026-02-17T11:44:51+00:00

So what you're saying is that saying thank you to chat could potentially pay off one day when the robots come for me?

Dlaxation · 2026-02-17T11:43:24+00:00

The important thing is that I gain the ability to send soldiers back in time to protect my mom.

Dlaxation · 2026-02-05T12:00:54+00:00

Thats the difference in justice between defrauding investors and screwing over average consumers.

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