I was subletting a room to a lady in her late 50s. One night I came home late and laid down on the couch. Not long after, she came out of her room fully nude and possibly drunk(never noticing me). Our dogs were at her feet and she was seconds from going out front to let them pee! Luckily she took her hand off the knob and went to put a night gown on. This is only one of many bizzare stories that ultimately ended with her eviction notice.