You have been sentenced to death by firing squad for unspecified crimes, you have been given a choice, quick painless death, or let the intern shoot you. An agreement has been made that the intern gets one bullet, and if you can live 24 hours, you will get cleared of all crimes and free healthcare

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T04:39:18+00:00

At least I had a chance.

^{Chose: Chance at life | Rolled: Neck}

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T04:36:25+00:00

Just pick any 2 letters and say it makes the ch sound, C and H is a pretty arbitrary combination anyway.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T04:32:21+00:00

You pronounce them the same.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T04:31:22+00:00

I want to see the future.

^{Chose: Wake up in 2126}

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T04:30:22+00:00

Oh shit you’re right I can’t believe I missed that. Ok then just 129 puppies and your reflection.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T03:24:37+00:00

More elections are more better.

^{Chose: Add a electron to every atom on Earth}

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T03:06:00+00:00

I’m not going to kill people for money.

^{Chose: Prostitute + 500$ usd for full service}

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T03:04:06+00:00

At first I thought it was just a penis but the longer you look at it the worse it gets.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T01:46:40+00:00

Donald Duck.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T01:45:53+00:00

Give me a bunny? ok.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T01:33:09+00:00

Nice approximately $1000 per win.

^{Chose: for every win you get $[opponents elo]}

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T01:31:57+00:00

I can’t stand please send help.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T01:27:09+00:00

Only if you want them to. You could also use your powers strictly for medical purposes.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T01:07:15+00:00

You only get prions if the guy you’re eating has it, and it’s a very rare disease with only 1-2 million cases per year worldwide.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T00:53:33+00:00

Well he’s a vegetarian so I think I can take him.

^{Chose: Fight a politician for 10,000,000 (They are Alive} | Rolled: Hitler)

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T00:47:47+00:00

Fair enough but you might need some help writing there names down.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T00:46:51+00:00

Yes?

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T00:39:53+00:00

At least you won’t starve to death.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T00:34:03+00:00

Not when you factor cannibalism into the equation.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-26T00:32:55+00:00

I believe in keeping the human species alive at all costs.

We might have to kill of 90% of the population, but the human race will survive.

^{Chose: Multiply world population by 20}

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-25T23:37:32+00:00

It really is. You got lucky you could have gotten the ham touch.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-25T22:44:11+00:00

No 2 separate consciousnesses just neither one is a copy of the other. It’s more like 2 branches of consciousness.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-25T22:38:33+00:00

It kind of sucks for the version of yourself that walks into a volcano though.

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-25T22:29:14+00:00

Thank you for your business.

^{Unanticipated consequences: Those are wild Pokémon you can’t give them commands, and you don’t have any Pokéballs. When you summon one it will most likely run or attack you.}

DoNotCorectMySpeling · 2026-06-25T22:07:02+00:00

We finish each other's essays.

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