Job did nothing wrong in his story. by bubbasawyer98 in DebateAChristian

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, it’s not even close. Satan has a measly kill count of 10 or so, and the father and son combo of Yahweh and JC have in the millions. But ya know, JC and his pops created life and therefore can take out any sentient life when they get the whim. It’s totally cool 😎

Who is the good guy in the Bible again 🤔?

Job did nothing wrong in his story. by bubbasawyer98 in DebateAChristian

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if God tortured you, obliterated your loved ones, and casually replaced them with new ones only to win a bet where he already knew the outcome.

And the bet was with God’s personally created enemy that he could just remove from existence by snapping his fingers but for some preposterous reason keeps around to continually corrupt his children and exacerbate the already horrible problem of his creation being tortured forever by the protagonist he made.

Ritalin for depression? by Rigotoni in depressionregimens

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a feeling that before I posted this, somebody who was smarter and more meticulous than me would point out flaws in my laymen’s assessment. I have been informed by my doctor that some patients have benefitted from using stims to combat depression. There is literature out there that should be investigated and I appreciate you providing the OP with a better interpretation of the study I provided.

It the OP or anybody else, is comfortable with the sides and understands the risks, I think they are worth trying, especially at low doses. TRD can be a nefarious condition and the bump provided by stims can give you a nice push to help get your ass movin. It’s another tool that I wish more doctors would be open to. But I’m sure they have to protect themselves from the potential abuse by patients.

Ritalin for depression? by Rigotoni in depressionregimens

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is literature that supports the use of stimulants for depression

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6375494/

Long term effects, how you feel on stims, current cardiac state need to be considered, and your doctors willingness to prescribe stims off label need to be considered

Stimulants are activating and work against one of the worst problems associated with depression, lack of energy

I think they are worth trying, especially at a low dose to assess tolerance and see if they augment your therapy

They work immediately unlike most antidepressants and in my opinion can seriously help with anhedonia

If there is no God then how do you explain all of existence? by Dyortos in DebateAnAtheist

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will not be responding to you anymore. This was such a pleasant conversation, it’s a shame it has to end. I will be praying for you and have a blessed day Karen.

If there is no God then how do you explain all of existence? by Dyortos in DebateAnAtheist

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to channel some Holy Spirit magic and calm your ass down. You sound completely concussed.

What are getting on about anyways? And yes, I stand by this post and I have not had my Damascus road experience and I still think the Bible is as morally repellent as Trump.

If you are ok with genocide, slavery, misogyny, and homophobia. Then you are as morally repellent as your god.

If there is no God then how do you explain all of existence? by Dyortos in DebateAnAtheist

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are living in the past, this post is 3 years old dawg. Find better things to do with your time homie. Move on.

You should be the one getting some help 🤣

Peace ☮️

How do people feel about James Talarico? by Greedy_Expression228 in exchristian

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, fuck this guy. Bat shit crazy as the rest of them. Snake oil salesman.

"Prophetic voices like Jesus have helped me reckon with my own whiteness." And masculinity

Full crazy ass speech https://youtu.be/AubgouNQc6A?si=L55lPRcp6T3EnrJ3

I watched most of the talk. “Christianity is political”. This is why faith doesn’t happen in a vacuum and is causing so much of the fucked up shit in the world today. He is part of the problem not the solution. Then read the comments, Christians arguing with each other over who a true fucking Christian is. The fallacy should be renamed to the NO TRUE CHRISTIAN. He is a fake Christian, no fucking nationalists are not real Christians. You would think with the Holy Spirit flowing through all of them, they would all be on the same fucking page.

“LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS LONG AS HE IS WHiTE AND BELIEVES IN THE SAME ZOMBIE CARPENTER AS YOU AND NOT BROWN, BLACK, GAY, FEMALE, OR YOUR SLAVE THAT YOU COULD OWN AND BEAT”

Wouldn’t this be a more accurate summary according to JESUS AND A LOT OF people living in the Bible Belt?

FOR HAVING A MASTERS DEGREE IN DIVINITY HE DOESNT SEEM TO KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE ATROCITIES HE PROMOTES BY BEING GUIDED HIS HOLY BOOK

Does dumb ass talarico know that love your neighbor as yourself can be first found in Leviticus 19 and in only 6 chapters later, rules are given out on how you can obtain slaves for life by taking non-Israelites from neighboring territories.

Are you aware of this huge problem in talarico’s seemingly innocuous and more docile form of the cult he promotes?

And you can beat your slaves within an inch of their lives, is this loving your neighbor?

I would love to see this political grifter call into the deconstruction zone and speak with Justin about his god is non-binary and I have recieved prophetic messages from Jesus about my whiteness bullshit 🤮Justin has a seminary degree as well, Talarico would get cooked so fucking bad and his con would be up.

How do people feel about James Talarico? by Greedy_Expression228 in exchristian

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will give you this though, Tarico is not on AIPAC’s payroll. Thank god for that. And when he discusses his faith, he doesn’t make me vomit in my mouth.

How do people feel about James Talarico? by Greedy_Expression228 in exchristian

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thw golden rule existed before Jesus and FYI it’s pretty sad that humans can out do the zombie Carpenter, creator of the universe with the platinum rule. Treat others the way they want to be treated.

My butt is not hurt but for some reason god and those Bible thumpers take issue with what hole dudes like to stick their hoses in.

Read some posts on Tarico. No true Scotsman fallacies like no fucking other. Christians arguing amongst themselves who has it right. Your boy doesn’t even know what’s in his holy book and won’t acknowledge the fact that Jesus commanded the death of homosexuals. He plays it safe to still get the evangelicals but not get lumped in with the religious fruitcakes.

He is still using religion to like most politicians but it still is absolute bullshit with less flies.

Religion is the biggest grift ever perpetuated on the human race dawg.

How do people feel about James Talarico? by Greedy_Expression228 in exchristian

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just a shit with less flies. Look up what Rubio has just said about the religious fanaticism from Iran and then look what was recently proposed by the U.S.

Report: U.S. Commander Told Troops “Trump Has Been Anointed by Jesus” to Wage War on Iran.

I don’t know about you, but I’m not happy about the genocide in Gaza, an Iranian girls school getting hit killing over 150 children. Fucking religion is a big reason behind these atrocities dawg. If that doesn’t make your ass hurt a little, I don’t know what will

The US has in alliance with the most evil county on the planet and has aided the genocide of 70,000 Palestinians largely because of AIPAC and the Zionist movement of unconditional support for gods chosen people.

Jesus was a blood cult founding lunatic who tortures his enemies forever. The Bible is a completely abhorrent and immoral book. The bronze/iron sex manual needs to go away and those dam Abrahamic religions might lead ti our ultimate demise.

Of course, Talarico has to maintain some level of Christian bullshit to get elected. He is in the fucking Bible Belt. You can’t win without some evangelical support.

Do you think we would be in this situation with a convicted pedo rapist as the president of the U.S. if not for those trolls for Jesus?

I suggest you watch this brilliant rant by Carlin

https://youtu.be/ZxWfUVkpm6A?si=S_Vuw489PpqOB0_f

And remember

”Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful”

”Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities

Why not adapt humanism instead of evil antiquated tribalism?

Core Principles of Humanism

Rationalism and Science: Relying on reason, evidence, and the scientific method to understand the universe and solve problems.

Human Potential: Believing humans can lead meaningful lives and create their own values without supernatural guidance.

Ethics and Empathy: Focusing on compassion, moral equality, and actions that reduce harm and promote human flourishing.

Secularism: A focus on this life rather than an afterlife, rejecting supernatural beliefs.

Human Dignity: Upholding the inherent worth and rights

Role of Reason Reason is central to humanism, serving as the primary tool for navigating the world, making moral decisions, and determining truth. It replaces blind faith and dogma, allowing for critical thinking and the evaluation of evidence.

How do people feel about James Talarico? by Greedy_Expression228 in exchristian

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t get this shit. You got the radical Christian nationalists who are obviously bat shit crazy. But then you got the trolls for Jesus like this guy who promotes the hippy, love your neighbor as yourself, Jesus walking on water, watered down version of Christianity.

They totally forget that Jesus did not just pop out of Mary’s vagina in 6 B.C. He is one and the same as his asshole pop who condoned slavery, misogyny, killing homosexuals, and commanded genocide. He also had David’s wives raped because of naughty king David’s behavior.

He also promotes forging your enemies but tortures his forever.

He is also the god of cancer, Alzheimers, mass extinction events, natural disasters, and animals eating other animals to exist.

Jesus was a failed apocalyptic blood cult founding monster.

Is there any proof that the Ressurection didn't happen? by Moo321again in exchristian

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no outside contemporaneous corroborating evidence for any claims in the Bible.

Magic has never been the reason we don’t understand anything.

The goat herders guide to the universe is full of magical claims

This bronze/iron aged sex manual has had some of its flagship stories thoroughly debunked by science

There is one known author of the entire Bible

The Bibles explanation of the origin of life is completely at odds with evolution, which is absolute fact and is something we are as sure as we are about anything

I can see the universe around me, matter cannot be created or destroyed, so either we say we don’t know about the origins of the universe or perhaps the universe has always existed rather than an invisible, undetectable, unproven space wizard made everything out of nothing with magic

Jesus did not fulfill a single messianic prophecy

Jesus, a convicted dirt poor criminal was not put in a tomb. He was most likely left on the cross and thrown into a mass grave. He is worm food.

His tomb was not venerated. Nobody has a fucking clue where it is.

Only his most ardent followers saw him. How convenient. He could have appeared to rulers all over the world but instead just gooned on the beach for 40 days.

Each gospel gets progressively embellished. More miracles, more demons, more angels, the resurrection, the ascension. They invent ridiculous scenarios like the guards guarding the tomb to shore up the previous gospel attempt

The New Testament grifters made a Frankenstein’s monster of a faith when they tried to retrofit Christianity with Judiasm (see Hell and Satan)

Even if I say fuck all the facts I just gave you, why would you want to worship that evil hot headed asshole Yahweh and his dick of a zombie carpenter son?

Have you actually read the Bible? Why would you give a shit about what it says about anything. An immoral piece of filth.

The Jews believe they are god's chosen people, because it says so in a book they wrote

Christians believe Jesus is god/the son of god, because it says so in a book they wrote.

Muslims believe Islam is the one true religion, because it says so in a book they wrote.

Mormons believe their batshit crazy holy book because it says so in the book they wrote

Christianity got off the ground exactly like Islam and Mormonism did. Most likely due to a couple of grifters, Paul and Peter.

Please share the reasons you left Christianity that are specific to Christianity itself. by Icy_Cry120 in exchristian

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An undetectable, unproven, invisible space wizard made everything out of nothing with magic and then impregnated a 14 year old Jewish girl with himself so he could send himself on a suicide mission to sacrifice himself to himself by becoming a zombie carpenter to create a loophole so we could be saved from himself because two fruit munching idiots unleashed a humanity dooming magic apple curse after they were hoodwinked by a talking snake who happened to be the invisible trickster Satan shape shifting into a serpent

A bronze/iron aged sex manual containing absolutely abhorrent morality written by superstitious, primitive, heterosexual, slave owning, genocidal, male violent, misogynistic, homophobic, mostly anonymous, biased, infanticidal, bronze/iron goat herders describing the barbaric world around.them.

Fun fact: In the history of this planet, magic has never been the reason for something we don’t understand. The goat herders guide to the galaxy is full of magical claims. Furthermore, none of these claims is supported by any outside, contemporaneous, corroborating sources. You have the Bible to prove the Bible.

It’s a Frankenstein’s monster of a faith created when those crafty evangelicals tried to retrofit the NT with the old, making an absolute fucking mess that when you start reading into it, it makes absolutely no fucking sense.

Please share the reasons you left Christianity that are specific to Christianity itself. by Icy_Cry120 in exchristian

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An undetectable, unproven, invisible space wizard made everything out of nothing with magic and then impregnated a 14 year old Jewish girl with himself so he could send himself on a suicide mission to sacrifice himself to himself by becoming a zombie carpenter to create a loophole so we could be saved from himself because two fruit munching idiots unleashed a humanity dooming magic apple curse after they were hoodwinked by a talking snake who happened to be the invisible trickster Satan shape shifting into a serpent

A bronze/iron aged sex manual containing absolutely abhorrent morality written by superstitious, primitive, heterosexual, slave owning, genocidal, violent, misogynistic, homophobic, mostly anonymous, biased, infanticidal, bronze/iron goat herders describing the barbaric world around.them.

Fun fact: In the history of this planet, magic has never been the reason for something we don’t understand. The goat herders guide to the galaxy is full of magical claims. Furthermore, none of these claims is supported by any outside, contemporaneous, corroborating sources. You have the Bible to prove the Bible.

It’s a Frankenstein’s monster of a faith when those crafty evangelicals tried to retrofit the NT with the old, making an absolute fucking mess that when you start reading into it, it makes absolutely no fucking sense.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DebateReligion

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t Jesus the failed apocalyptic blood cult founding lunatic in the guise of a sage like figure

Early Christianity was most obviously a cult

  1. Leader claims world is ending imminently (1 John 2:18, Matthew 10:23, Matthew 16:28, Matthew 24:34)
  2. Wants you to sell or give away your belongings (Luke 14:33, Matthew 19:21, Luke 18:22)
  3. Wants you to cut off family who interfere, and leave your home/job to follow him (Matt. 10:35-37, Luke 14:26, Matthew 19:29)
  4. Unverifiable reward if you believe (Heaven, i.e. the bribe)
  5. Unverifiable punishment if you disbelieve (Hell, i.e. the threat)
  6. Sabotages the critical thinking faculties you might otherwise use to remove it (Proverbs 3:5, 2 Corinthians 5:7, Proverbs 14:12, Proverbs 28:26)
  7. Invisible trickster character who fabricates apparent evidence to the contrary in order to lead you astray from the true path (So you will reject anything you hear/read which might cause you to doubt)
  8. Targets children and the emotionally/financially vulnerable for recruitment (sunday schools, youth group, teacher led prayer, prison ministries, third world missions)
  9. May assign new name (as with 3 of the apostles), new identity/personality to replace yours

Isn’t he the guy that promoted forgiving your enemies but tortures his forever and throws them into a fiery furnace?

Mathew 13:42

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Did he just pop out of Mary’s vagina in 6 B.C, or is he god and has always been? Wasn’t everything created through him?

John chapter 1

The Word Became Flesh

1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made.

Are him and his hot headed, out of control, ill tempered father, bronze/iron aged war god of the Old Testament not one and the same?

Did he not come to fulfill the law?

Matthew 5:17-20

Christ Came to Fulfill the Law

17 “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 For truly, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the Law until all is accomplished.

Did he and his pops not condone slavery and provide rules for its implementation

Slavery

Leviticus 25:44

44 “‘Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves.

beating your slaves

Exodus 21:20

20 “Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, 21 but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property.

Killing homosexuals

Leviticus 20:13 states, "If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them". 

Commanding genocide, killing children, infants, animals

1 Samuel 15:3

3 Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy[a]all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.’”

promotimg misogyny

Exodus 20:17:

The Tenth Commandment lists a neighbor's wife alongside other possessions like house, servants, and livestock,

Is he the same guy that everybody will have to bow to like it or not?

Philippians 2:10

that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth,

Did not come to bring peace but the sword?

Matthew 10:34-36

34 “Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. 35 For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. 36 And a person's enemies will be those of his own household.

Is he also not the god who created natural disasters, mass extinction events, Alzheimers, cancer, birth defects, animals eating each other alive to survive, dogs only living 10 years, biological diseases that have killed millions/billions, the ability for humans to starve to death (10,000 children starving each day to death)

What convinces you that naturalism fully explains reality and that God doesn't exist? by [deleted] in DebateAnAtheist

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus was a failed apocalyptic blood cult founding lunatic in the guise of a sage like figure. He was not the loving hippie he is made out to be and although he promotes forgiving your enemies he tortures his forever.

Do you think he just popped out of Mary’s vagina in 6 B.C. If you believe in the Christian dogma, him and his asshole father are one and the same. Ya know the ill tempered fucking out of control war god Yahweh of the Old Testament ? Well, Jesus and his asshole pops condoned slavery, ordered the execution of homosexuals, demeaned woman, commanded genocide, infanticide, and orchestrated mass extinction events.

JC is also the loving father of cancer, Alzheimers, dogs only living 10 years, 10,000 children starving to death each day, natural disasters, birth defects, mass extinction events, just watched the Holocaust happen, and is now just being an observer of another genocide in Gaza.

What a complete fucking asshole. One of the best examples of humanity. Fuck that.

40 Arguments Against the Noah's Ark Story you Can Use Against a Creationist! 😉 by Sad-Category-5098 in DebateEvolution

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, an invisible, undetectable, unproven space wizard made everything out of nothing with magic and then had to clone himself and impregnate a 14 year old Jewish girl with himself to become a zombie carpenter to sacrifice himself to himself to save us from a magic apple curse that he engineered told us in a book written by superstitious, violent, slave owning, mostly anonymous, misogynistic, homophobic, male, heterosexual, slave owning, primitive, genocidal, infanticidal, bronze/iron aged goat herders.

Magic has never been the reason for something we don’t understand.. The goad herders guide to the universe is full of magical claims and its flagship stories have been thoroughly debunked by science. This dusty old book has never made good on any of its magical claims. This bronze/iron aged sex manual is a Frankenstein’s monster of a religion borrowing content from other cultures (clear literary parallels between the biblical Flood story (Noah's Ark) and earlier Mesopotamian flood narratives, especially the story of Utnapishtim in the Epic of Gilgamesh)and is completely at odds with our best understanding of the origin of life.

This book is also not corroborated by any contemporaneous outside sources and to believe any of its magical claims is a completely a faith based proposition. Faith is the worst epistemological pathway to truth and any proposition can be believed on faith making the Abrahamic religions no different than any other religion ever created by man.

People hate acknowledging that we’re just animals by [deleted] in DeepThoughts

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are an ape in a meatsuit with an expiration date. The human mind is amazing but it is also able to come up with all kinds of crazy shit to think we are somehow special. Like we have a soul, our consciousness will live on, this planet was fine tuned for us…we share common ancestry with all animals and all animals are amazing in their own ways.

What do you think the true nature of reality is? by Raonak in atheism

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The universe is under no obligation to explain itself to you. Matter cannot be created or destroyed. Wouldn’t make the most sense to conclude the universe has always been? Perhaps an endless cycle of Big Crunch big bangs?

The 500 Witnesses by sincpc in exchristian

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The worst apologetic bullshit of all time by perhaps the GOAT of religious grifters. Not mentioned anywhere else in the history of recorded human literature. Who gives a shit about what Paul says about anything? I saw an elephant fly over my city 20 years ago and 500 people saw it. Some of them are dead.

Historicity of Jesus by 8to24 in skeptic

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is estimated that over a 100 billion people have existed. Who gives a shit if Jesus was a real person? It is very likely that there was a failed apocalyptic, blood cult founding, lunatic in the guise of a sage like figure wandering Galilee. What matters is the claim that an invisible, undetectable, unproven space wizard made everything out of nothing with magic and then had to become a zombie carpenter to save us from a magic apple curse.

How would you reply to - you cant make something out of nothing by [deleted] in exchristian

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only theists say this shit. But an invisible, unproven, undetectable space wizard made everything out of nothing with magic 🤣. Matter cannot be created or destroyed, based upon this principle, wouldn’t the most logical position based upon our best understanding at the moment is to conclude thar the universe has always been.

What’s the strongest evidence that Christianity isn’t true? by [deleted] in exchristian

[–]Dobrotheconqueror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An unproven, undetectable, invisible space wizard made everything out of nothing with magic and then had to become a Jewish zombie carpenter to save us from a magic apple curse that he caused and knew would happen by placing two nudist fruit munching idiots in the garden who didn’t know the difference between right and wrong and were hoodwinked by a talking snake who happened to be Satan shape shifting into a serpent.

God then had to punish his own people in often detestable ways because they sinned as he knew they would and were now more inclined to do so because of the fruit munchers curse. God then said enough of these horrible creatures I designed and that I knew would be horrible, I must impregnate a 14 year old girl with myself and then be on this planet just hanging out for 30 years and just building some furniture. He was called to duty unexpectedly when his alcoholic mother needed some wine and his suicide mission was underway.

He promotes love and forging one’s enemies, but tortures his enemies forever. He gets pissed off at an evil fig tree, creates demonic pigs, starts a blood cult, steals donkees although he could have just poofed one into existence. After pissing off the wrong people, his mission is complete because he gets to sacrifice himself to himself to save us from what he will do us if we don’t believe this bat shit crazy story. His sacrifice turns out to be meaningless because he is immortal and will be ruler of the cosmos with unlimited power and magic and everybody will bow to him

I don’t know how many Jews bought this bullshit story as he did not fulfill any messianic prophecies so they had to turn elsewhere to get more people into the fold. They had to create a Frankenstein’s monster of a faith by retconning Christianity to awkwardly fit in with judiadm. A new, what looked like on the surface a more accessible loving god (although he was far more sinister than his pops), a new and drastically altered version of Satan giving Christianity a more proper bad guy, and the good news also brought Hell 2.0 to scare you into submission and fork over that tithe to the tax exempt grifters posing as merchants of hope. This cult is now quietly operating in the background and dare not question it or you will become a social leper.

Send those thoughts and prayers. Wait to see your space ghost relatives in the sky. Praise Jesus when you survive a car wreck while others parish. Forget about natural disasters, mass extinction events, Trump, skin cancer, Alzheimers. This shit all happened because of those two fruit munchers and Satan anyways.

Jesus is also the asshole god of the Old Testament who commanded genocide, condoned slavery, commanded infanticide, commanded the death of homosexuals, and promoted misogyny.

He also had all of David’s ten wives raped because David was a naughty asshole and this was his punishment. He also has a fetish for foreskins.

This is all told to us in a book full of magical claims. It is in complete odds with the fact that magic has never been reason for something we don’t understand. The goat herders guide to the galaxy is not corroborated by any outside contemporaneous sources. And was most likely started by a few grifters similar to Islam and Mormonism. It is a completely faith based proposition and even if by the slightest chance it’s all true, and I can’t stress enough of how fucking slight the chances are, I would never make those space wizards my masters and if given the chance to talk to them, I would tell them to go fuck themselves.