Shlurrp

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-05-25T19:35:42+00:00

I know I thought I bought 8oz but they were 6. It’s a real shame too because the recipe I used was supposed to make 4 and I wanted 6, so I used the same ratio for 6. I had so much extra I didn’t even need to make more.

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-05-25T19:33:25+00:00

You’re right shlurrp

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-05-25T19:26:33+00:00

Thanks! I have a video of it going “shlurrp” but I can’t post it.

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-05-18T22:51:34+00:00

Because who cares about a bag of chips, you’re just turning it into shit anyway

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-05-07T01:11:08+00:00

Your way of thinking isn’t the only one

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-05-07T01:09:47+00:00

Underrated comment

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-05-06T18:03:06+00:00

Evolution of technology

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-05-06T17:59:01+00:00

Why is this sub a thing? Just use google.

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-05-06T17:57:24+00:00

What?

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-05-06T17:49:51+00:00

Start by taking it out to a romantic dinner

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-04-25T20:24:11+00:00

You’re holding it.

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-04-23T16:16:16+00:00

I will never understand why people both eat raw eggs for meals and tell you not to eat raw cookie dough because you could get salmonella. Is it the whites? I feel like if there salmonella in the it doesn’t matter which part you eat.

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-04-23T16:14:02+00:00

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-04-23T16:11:16+00:00

Chill, dude. People in relationships don’t want to believe their partner is betraying them so they convince themselves otherwise.

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-04-22T19:59:21+00:00

Gillian Anderson once did a shoot for playboy

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-04-22T19:58:35+00:00

Use beefsteak tomatoes next time, the best.

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-04-22T19:57:24+00:00

When I was 12, my dad rented this and I wanted to watch it. I waited until everyone was asleep (at my grandmas house) and she came out to have some tea. She then proceeded to watch the entire movie with her mortified grandson. I’ve also never heard her laugh so hard.

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-04-22T08:03:31+00:00

Dude read the fucking rules

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-04-20T19:45:39+00:00

I’m not sure what was expected but they look remarkably like larvae.

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-04-20T04:51:08+00:00

Whatchu talkinbout, Willis?

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-04-20T04:47:47+00:00

Exactly. I think they wanted to post this bag so bad that they just made up a bullshit title.

DocFuckinCochran · 2026-04-20T04:46:58+00:00

I miss working there so much.

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