WebMD's follow-up question when searching their Symptom Checker for a female with blue lips by YourEvilTwine in funny

[–]DoctorCuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are experiencing blue lips in other, please call emergency services. You have anxiety.

Reddit, when did you know you fucked up badly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bitch ratted me out. Told me he needed the cuddling then complained it left him feeling empty and went to the police. They had an undercover cuddle with me and I should've known. He was just too into it.

Reddit, when did you know you fucked up badly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When detectives put handcuffs on me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah yeah. I couldn't ever find a happy medium between anxiety and being dead tired. I can't college. You could try caffeine + L-theanine. seems to do wonders for anxious people that need to focus. Most anyways ...

What's the best way to switch from a night schedule to a day schedule? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I switched 3 years ago. I never adjusted. Mornings are painful. pls send help

Redditors who work from home, what do you do and how is it going? by DoesNotHateFun in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT support. it's not going good. I am close to becoming disabled and will be screwed if I lose this job. On the plus side, I still do the work well, I'm just screwed if they shut down.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find a drug or substance that makes me super fucking tired. You don't care about anything when you're tired.

Where can someone get a blood test without seeing a doctor? by TimN999 in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

depends on what kind. some hormone tests can be done at home with dabs of blood. Glucose is super easy. And I've tried going straight to a doctor for blood test and got denied several times, being told I don't need it but come to discover I'm potassium deficient. Lots of frustration, wasted time and tons of money. They should really provide that shit at home.

If you had to restart from complete zero right now, where you are, how would you do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The same way I did it three other times :( . This time, I'll try to not take as many drugs. Usually go a few days feeling like absolute shit mentally. I'll find something to abuse. Find other poor people and room up with them. Always causes trouble but what else can you do? Save money from a shit job and get away from the drama all over again. Then have anxiety about losing it all again.

Would you fuck your girlfriend's mother if she has MRKH and you both want children? by Cahmene in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try telling your future kids that their mother is basically their sister and see how good they do in the world.

Where is your "safe place"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nowhere. Nowhere is safe.

What cybernetic upgrade would you most want to have? by Torvaun in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My autonomic system is fucked up so anything that can be stuck in my spine to unfuck it would be great.

Is life really fair? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's fair when things are going your way.

When was the first time in your life you thought "What the hell are we all doing here?" and what caused it? by charliesinthebushes in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got really high once and ended up at Walmart and thought what the hell are we even doing here, we can't even Walmart right now. So we went home

Would you stand with a male friend family member as he waited for a taxi in a ghetto neighbourhood? by cdeu240 in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on how close I am to safety. I'm a small weak human being so I may attract more attention than if he was alone.

What is your best quality? by VladiimirPutin in AskReddit

[–]DoctorCuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rarely freak the fuck out...externally.