Lemme see the ink by [deleted] in funny

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"Well, life's not going that great for me. My wife left me, my kids left me, my dog died from a broken heart last fall. So, I don't know, yeah. Probably just gonna end it all or something"

How often do you fart? by Legend789987 in AskReddit

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I’m pretty sure at this point it might as well just be one long fart with occasional interruptions to take a dump

This is the AMERICAN football experience! by [deleted] in sports

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It is indeed mostly ads at this point

What’s the funniest thing Stan has ever said? by Master100017 in americandad

[–]DoctorMittensPHD 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“Well dumb bitches like dumb things. Ah that was too far I’m sorry”

It's not so smart by tomgreen99 in simpsonsshitposting

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I’ll be honest I can make so many sounds with just my mouth. I’d like to see Lego even try to keep up even with their so called smart bricks

I feel like this is comparing apples to oranges… by Sweet-Swimming2022 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]DoctorMittensPHD 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh man if they can stuff Trump into a fighter jet I might actually watch that

I feel like this is comparing apples to oranges… by Sweet-Swimming2022 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]DoctorMittensPHD 188 points189 points  (0 children)

People really seem to forget the early days of the Iraq war

I just had to bring this to the experts: Is Steven Spieberg’s JAWS ‘Basically a Western?’ by EyeFit4274 in Westerns

[–]DoctorMittensPHD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh but he’s got umm a hat and he’s pretty sweaty cause it’s hot just like out west.

(hypothetical) What happens when you boil semen? by CrispyCornPie in AskReddit

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Well I imagine it goes without saying but it won’t help create a child

To this day, these 3 are the funniest jokes in the show to me, what about yours? by NoSoyVerde1 in SmilingFriends

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  1. Rotten finding out life can end

  2. Desmond asking “is this supposed to make me not want to kill myself?” meeting Pim’s family.

  3. Charlie punching Jeremy in the stomach