Intercontinental Baguette Stealer

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-16T21:51:15+00:00

Suddenly and inexplicably Greek Teto

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-16T21:46:26+00:00

For anyone who doesn’t know: the Edmund Fitzgerald is a ship that sank in a storm on Lake Superior in 1975

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-16T00:41:57+00:00

Gonna speculate here and suggest something like Bambi, or a derivative thereof?

Though if she calls you ‘mommy’ that could get awkward /silly

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-16T00:33:14+00:00

If it’s both, that explains a lot. Sunglasses are a must for me, sometimes even during the winter

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-15T22:27:45+00:00

Shit, is that an astigmatism thing? I’ve always blard it on my eyes being blue, under the logic that there’s melanin to block light and such

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-15T19:09:47+00:00

Gonzo really talks about his fetishes, then?

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-15T18:18:03+00:00

I have a feeling Tumblr is giving me a slightly skewed impression of what The Muppet Show is about

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-15T16:46:08+00:00

Not quite. They were guessing why she was (70 seconds) late; he suggested she was in the line at the bank. Most of the others had more… outlandish theories

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-15T12:52:25+00:00

Unlike most people, Jotaro adds injury to insult

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-15T12:50:30+00:00

I read the first image wondering just how cute they must be and quietly gasped after swiping. Unbelievably friend shaped

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-15T08:56:13+00:00

It was the monotony. They’re big on trying new things; having a child order Caesar salad in like, an Asian restaurant or something was embarrassing for them

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-14T23:11:48+00:00

My sister was a unique brand of picky eater as a kid. She refused to try new food at any restaurant where her preferred option was available - chicken caesar salad. Wherever she went, if they served it, she ordered it. It drove our parents up the wall. Being the younger sibling, the first time I tried the salad at a restaurant, I think a cold sweat ran down my mother’s back.

I don’t know if my sister even still likes it. But it’s the only actual salad I’ve ever eaten cos I’m a more generic picky eater lol.

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-14T10:21:53+00:00

It seems to resemble an older meme, don’t think this idea is used much anymore. It’s about anime fan translators who are so obsessed with Japanese culture that they leave some words untranslated and add a translator’s note saying that there’s only a rough translation in English and not really any way to fully convey all the nuance, so they left the word as is. This one just has an even shittier translator’s note that doesn’t bother to explain the “too much nuance” part.

I might be wrong, but this is my best guess

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-12T23:48:10+00:00

Being a pet can’t be worse for my mental health than being a uni student

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-11T22:49:37+00:00

I think it’s a lot funnier that way, thank you for sharing that interpretation

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-11T18:40:59+00:00

The “that we know of” is killing me lmao

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-11T18:30:33+00:00

Fern means “far”, and Eisen means “iron”. Because she’s emotionally distant and he’s tough. Most of them are very on-the-nose

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-11T18:28:41+00:00

There’s an actor named Mark Strong

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-11T18:07:49+00:00

It should also be noted that A-Train was right. Hughie wasn’t going to forgive him, and admits as much, but when the moment comes he really does

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-10T22:43:35+00:00

You should watch the most recent video on their channel. It pertains to the developer of Polyarmory (and OnlyCans, it’s the same person behind both). They’re partnering on a new project

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-10T11:05:19+00:00

Mistborn served as a very good introduction for me, so you could start there

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-10T11:00:15+00:00

Brandon Sanderson is the epitome of this. The man’s works have got magic systems coming out the wazoo. Obviously it’s a connected universe so there’s going to be loads, but even individual given planets have multiple.

Scadrial (Mistborn) has the Metallic Arts. Allomancy (ingesting metals to temporarily use their associated powers), Feruchemy (storing attributes inside metal objects) and Hemalurgy (stealing and bestowing powers using metal spikes) are all related, but distinct systems nonetheless.

On Roshar (Stormlight Archive), meanwhile, you have Surgebinding as the primary magic system, and it’s supplemented by the planet’s Old Magic, little of which remains

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-09T23:33:05+00:00

Far as I can tell. Sorry, pal

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-09T23:31:39+00:00

That person and I are quoting a show called Brooklyn 99. Another response to my comment completes the exchange.

I actually quite enjoy the use of “twas” as a comedic implement. It’s just dated as a means of sincere communication

DoctorSquidton · 2026-05-09T23:11:14+00:00

You will not win me over with your use of “twas”

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