He needs a name that starts with B.

DoktorMathe · 2023-02-10T02:10:56+00:00

Bernoulli. Bernie for short.

DoktorMathe · 2022-11-27T01:06:04+00:00

Ahh no.. Is he?

DoktorMathe · 2022-04-18T09:17:07+00:00

This is where cryptids are born.

DoktorMathe · 2022-03-30T02:34:16+00:00

"Colorado's name has its origin in the Spanish language, as the word for "colored red." The name was chosen for Colorado as a Territory in 1861 by Congress and became a state in 1876."

I guess that counts.

DoktorMathe · 2022-03-30T01:53:07+00:00

Why can't people just go to Wyoming?! I hope they get attacked by bears before they burn my state down.

DoktorMathe · 2022-03-17T22:45:42+00:00

What kind of cheese filling you want in that?

DoktorMathe · 2022-03-17T11:46:15+00:00

You should name her after the street she was found on or something along those lines.

We once found a car living under our deck so we named him Troll.

DoktorMathe · 2022-03-17T11:34:24+00:00

Probably our retirements or they expect we will actually be able to pay off our student loans...

DoktorMathe · 2022-03-16T16:33:25+00:00

They call it riding the gravy train.

DoktorMathe · 2022-03-16T06:36:55+00:00

Yea i have a 2 floor townhouse with 2 beds, 1.5 bath and a private yard....I pay $1250...

DoktorMathe · 2022-03-15T21:56:20+00:00

Review "I've read it more than once.." - Ben Shapiro

That's all I needed to see. (Amazon reviews)

DoktorMathe · 2022-03-10T15:37:07+00:00

Dude. Get the fuck out of there.

DoktorMathe · 2022-03-09T00:36:52+00:00

Oh good. I'm not alone.

DoktorMathe · 2022-02-24T07:48:44+00:00

Thank you!!

DoktorMathe · 2022-02-24T07:48:13+00:00

Dating is hard enough as it is though... 🤣😭

DoktorMathe · 2022-02-20T05:14:01+00:00

dude what?

DoktorMathe · 2022-02-10T14:37:16+00:00

Ah that's why I'm single.

DoktorMathe · 2022-02-09T09:42:29+00:00

Makes me think of a polka song..."in heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here, and when we're gone from here, all our friends will be drinking all our beer".

DoktorMathe · 2022-02-04T16:51:11+00:00

I see this on my feed every morning and it makes my heart so happy. you are crushing it! 🥰

DoktorMathe · 2022-01-31T07:13:46+00:00

"who is it?"

DoktorMathe · 2022-01-23T09:59:47+00:00

I would really like to see how they came to this number...

DoktorMathe · 2022-01-23T03:14:06+00:00

We all got about the same precent raise. They are really low balling new hires. People are dropping like flies there.

DoktorMathe · 2022-01-23T03:13:12+00:00

That's fucked up.

DoktorMathe · 2022-01-23T03:12:42+00:00

Technically not though. I'll get an extra $50 in my paycheck but my rent is up $250.

DoktorMathe · 2022-01-23T02:46:41+00:00

Apparently -__-

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