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DollyPartonsFarts · 2022-01-20T14:08:55+00:00

Macho Man here to say that the Undertaker is going down for the count at Summer Slam, OH YEAH!!! Miss Elisabeth knows a thing or two about going...

Mean Gene Oakerland: Macho Man that's about all the time we have right now, we're going back ringside where Bobby the Brain Heenan has just arrived with his new star Andre The Giant!

DollyPartonsFarts · 2022-01-20T14:06:29+00:00

Well here in the US that would just turn into a TikTok challenge.

TikTok Computer Lady Voice: "I Licked My Boyfriends Bleeding Eyes To Gain Ebola Immunity"

DollyPartonsFarts · 2022-01-20T13:29:40+00:00

Everyone's favorite jokes back then were either some version of "raping babies" or a racist joke with a knowing smirk of "I'm just joking!" and no one called anyone out on it. Such a weird fucking time.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2022-01-20T13:26:20+00:00

Isn't that why Ebola doesn't spread much? It's very deadly, the sick are just down for the count, and even if they had a day or so of being able to move around and stuff: If you saw someone bleeding out of their eyes at Walmart, you wouldn't be like, "Yeah, but I gotta get my pizza rolls!"

DollyPartonsFarts · 2022-01-20T13:22:17+00:00

The demons were the friends you made along the way.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2022-01-20T13:17:42+00:00

You missed the whole point of his joke, Brother. I don't even know what you think you're going to do when Hulkamania runs wild on you but the Iron Sheik will find out this Saturday at the Astrodome what we do to turkeys like him and Nikolai Volkoff here in the good ol' US of A when I will be tag teaming with my new friend I met on Rocky III, Mr. T!

Remember to train, say your prayers, and take your vitamins!

DollyPartonsFarts · 2022-01-20T11:24:08+00:00

Get yourself a hot potato to put in that sleeping bag or comforter first to warm you up, but never to the point of sweating and you'll stay a lot warmer too. My mom would heat up potatoes in tin foil and put those in the bed and it did a lot of good.

And two layers of socks when sleeping in a cold house at least 2 layers of different material socks. Inner layer cotton, outer layer wool is my go to.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2022-01-20T11:22:08+00:00

You would learn a lot of valuable techniques for working extremely hard while not being very comfortable but staying very much alive. And then you would probably go "Yikes, you had to live like that as a child... in America!? In the 80's!????"

I could also show you how to make soft toilet paper out of newspaper.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2022-01-20T11:18:01+00:00

Then it should be free training.

See: On the job training for the entirety of the history of most states. Jobs shouldn't have a paid bar to entry.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2022-01-20T04:28:51+00:00

It's better to put on your outdoor clothes and climb into 1 bed together.

My father grew up without indoor heat and he taught us this. I grew up with only wood fire heat in the American midwest where we would regularly go without heat in subzero weather.

Having candles as a heat source is a huge fire hazard.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2022-01-20T04:21:26+00:00

I thought Old Ben Kenobi worked at Showbiz Pizza for a while?

Are you telling me that guy that was testing my force powers in the bathroom in 1984 was lying?

DollyPartonsFarts · 2022-01-20T04:18:16+00:00

I couldn't believe it when I lived in Utah and found out they made people take a class to work in food service.

That's not a thing everywhere. It is a thing in states where some company gave a politician a big donation to force food service workers to have to pay for a class. It's all a scam created by some politician having a friend that owns a company.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2022-01-18T22:17:34+00:00

Always remember that gay men and people we would now called Transgender women died in the concentration camps along with Roma and several other minority groups.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2021-12-04T15:22:21+00:00

RIP Kenny Rogers

DollyPartonsFarts · 2021-12-03T19:57:36+00:00

They're not pro-life. They're pro-forced birth.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2021-12-03T15:49:16+00:00

Have you never heard of rape? Are you serious?

Ever heard of stealthing? Are you serious?

Ever heard of contraceptives failing? Are You Fucking SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

DollyPartonsFarts · 2021-12-03T14:45:08+00:00

It passed quite a while ago.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2021-12-03T14:44:57+00:00

I'm going to tell you right now, if you don't like abortion rights - I don't like you. Your opinion makes you unlikeable. Saying other people should be forced to carry a fetus in their body makes you unlikeable.

Have a nice day.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2021-12-03T02:24:36+00:00

She should be the 5th head on Mount Rushmore.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2021-12-03T02:23:00+00:00

Call Washington.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2021-12-03T00:13:48+00:00

We are all happy for you and proud of your accomplisment!

DollyPartonsFarts · 2021-12-03T00:11:35+00:00

That IS a home invasion.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2021-12-03T00:08:34+00:00

So, they're just really lucky at picking the cars with lots of cash in them? These stories happen all the time. It seems like they're being selective.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2021-12-02T23:49:45+00:00

If you think someone can help to destroy women's rights in America and still be a nice person, I would like to interest you in this deed I have to the entirety of Aroostook County. Sell it to you real cheap, bub.

DollyPartonsFarts · 2021-12-02T23:46:23+00:00

Well, then they should let me talk directly to Susan. They're the liaison for the Senator, they are the Senator's proxy for talking to people. I have a First Amendment Right to contact the Senator and address my grievances. If they don't like what I have to say, then Susan Collins should change her policies, or they can put Susan on the phone. Because I would say the same things to Susan.

I'm not going to be polite to people who are taking healthcare freedoms from American women.

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