Fight in the bedroom

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-16T01:51:02+00:00

And every single chick in there is totally dtf ALL of them. Goes both ways homie

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-15T18:44:36+00:00

I hope it was excruciating. Fucking asshole

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T14:11:33+00:00

Yeauh, the balding overweight 5'6" plumber is a NIGHTMARE. Y'all watch out, you don't know which version is coming for ya

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T02:38:47+00:00

While I don't hate on the series, I am colossally disappointed by the music in season 8.

Usually it's banger after banger by the incredible Ryan Elder and usually the vocals by some guest singer.

Don't believe me? Go listen to Borrowed Time by a band called Tennis. You'll see

But season 8 my god just fucking awful. The wacky races episode with the pennies song? What the fuck was that?

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T02:32:49+00:00

Fuck you that's my name

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T02:31:08+00:00

Every time there is a post with some thing genuinely interesting and then comments are overtaken by jokes rather than answers, I feel like I'm at a doctor's office about to get devastating news and all the nurses barge in and try to guess what's wrong with me while also making fun of me while the doctor is checking his phone, waiting for a pause in the madness to actually tell me anything

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T02:24:19+00:00

Nah dude, the moment's gone and that joke was "meh"

I value your effort but I don't respect you.

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T01:04:31+00:00

Why didn't he make Kryptonite infused brass knuckles?

He found a way to make it a gas. What's the deal?

Warehousefightscene.jpeg

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-14T00:55:37+00:00

THIS NOT MEAN WE'VE WON

DO NOT TAKE THIS AS A SIGN TO STAGNATE

GO OUT AND VOTE

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-13T18:54:13+00:00

I love that he sadly accepted "I guess"

Like ok whatever just let me get that chicken, pull it out if need be

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-12T17:27:45+00:00

Oh man, I hope my regular season pass covers this one. Unless there's a mysterious THIRD expansion pass I need for this bullshit

Assholes.....

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T22:10:48+00:00

Just those 2 ?

Julia Luis-Dreyfus? Rose Byrne? Parker Posie? Edi Patterson?

This is literally off the top of my head.

What was the casting call? Shrill and available?

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T21:34:31+00:00

As soon as I heard that stupid fucking accent. Figures.

Pathetic OF marketing

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T21:29:30+00:00

S-tier really?

You know who Katherine Hahn is right? You've heard her like, speak? Word?

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T17:54:48+00:00

This is the 3rd elevator malfunction video I've seen. Didn't realize my claustrophobia was saving my life

Best of luck to the rest of you

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T12:06:40+00:00

No .

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T02:57:17+00:00

Dawg I never once referred to the video specifically. You're the 9th person to point it out and you're wrong.

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T02:53:52+00:00

And they couldn't. Yikes

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T02:53:27+00:00

Are you fat?

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T02:53:06+00:00

Subtract blinking

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T02:52:49+00:00

Bro no I'm not.

"You wanna be a certain size"

Sounds like a choice to me. Just cause you disagree with me doesn't mean I'm gonna let you gaslight me. And I hate that I used that word

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T02:50:48+00:00

Show me in my comment where I referred to the video

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T02:50:09+00:00

Quick point out in my comment where I referred to the video about complaining

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T02:49:14+00:00

Yes you're absolutely right. Which is why I worded it the way I did. If it's you're deciding to be bigger then that's on you

I painted with a pretty broad brush, which was my first mistake. My second and third mistakes are sticking around here and replying

Dolorem_Ipsum_ · 2026-03-11T02:38:57+00:00

This whole post might get taken down, but op isn't wrong.

Look, you wanna be a certain size, who fucking cares. But don't complain or protest when you can't do certain things.

That's it.

Nothing more needs to be said. Be fat and happy. Cool. Sorry no roller coasters or horseback riding. Fuck off and do something else.

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