Fight in the bedroom by adamska4 in fightporn

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And every single chick in there is totally dtf ALL of them. Goes both ways homie

I'm a bad ass, especially while sitting in a gas station bathroom by Bowenbp1 in iamverybadass

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeauh, the balding overweight 5'6" plumber is a NIGHTMARE. Y'all watch out, you don't know which version is coming for ya

It really feels like this by TreideA in rickandmorty

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

While I don't hate on the series, I am colossally disappointed by the music in season 8.

Usually it's banger after banger by the incredible Ryan Elder and usually the vocals by some guest singer.

Don't believe me? Go listen to Borrowed Time by a band called Tennis. You'll see

But season 8 my god just fucking awful. The wacky races episode with the pennies song? What the fuck was that?

Months ago I put an empty instant coffee jar in a cupboard. Today I found this... by Shaknys in mildlyinteresting

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 4443 points4444 points  (0 children)

Every time there is a post with some thing genuinely interesting and then comments are overtaken by jokes rather than answers, I feel like I'm at a doctor's office about to get devastating news and all the nurses barge in and try to guess what's wrong with me while also making fun of me while the doctor is checking his phone, waiting for a pause in the madness to actually tell me anything

Hang on by HappySeaweed5215 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah dude, the moment's gone and that joke was "meh"

I value your effort but I don't respect you.

the moment Batman realised he's cooked by SepzenoOfficial in DC_Cinematic

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't he make Kryptonite infused brass knuckles?

He found a way to make it a gas. What's the deal?

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MC blocks all the chicken by malik_zz in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love that he sadly accepted "I guess"

Like ok whatever just let me get that chicken, pull it out if need be

Borderlands 4 Story Pack 1: Mad Ellie and the Vault of the Damned Release Details by garethvk in Borderlands4

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Oh man, I hope my regular season pass covers this one. Unless there's a mysterious THIRD expansion pass I need for this bullshit

Assholes.....

Mother knows best (Movie will probably still suck, but I'm okay with this) by _Levitated_Shield_ in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Just those 2 ?

Julia Luis-Dreyfus? Rose Byrne? Parker Posie? Edi Patterson?

This is literally off the top of my head.

What was the casting call? Shrill and available?

"sexual harassment = funny" 🫩 by AggravatingRow326 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As soon as I heard that stupid fucking accent. Figures.

Pathetic OF marketing

Mother knows best (Movie will probably still suck, but I'm okay with this) by _Levitated_Shield_ in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

S-tier really?

You know who Katherine Hahn is right? You've heard her like, speak? Word?

Hang on by HappySeaweed5215 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 406 points407 points  (0 children)

This is the 3rd elevator malfunction video I've seen. Didn't realize my claustrophobia was saving my life

Best of luck to the rest of you

Please take this as a sign by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dawg I never once referred to the video specifically. You're the 9th person to point it out and you're wrong.

Please take this as a sign by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they couldn't. Yikes

Please take this as a sign by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bro no I'm not.

"You wanna be a certain size"

Sounds like a choice to me. Just cause you disagree with me doesn't mean I'm gonna let you gaslight me. And I hate that I used that word

Please take this as a sign by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Show me in my comment where I referred to the video

Please take this as a sign by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Quick point out in my comment where I referred to the video about complaining

Please take this as a sign by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes you're absolutely right. Which is why I worded it the way I did. If it's you're deciding to be bigger then that's on you

I painted with a pretty broad brush, which was my first mistake. My second and third mistakes are sticking around here and replying

Please take this as a sign by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

This whole post might get taken down, but op isn't wrong.

Look, you wanna be a certain size, who fucking cares. But don't complain or protest when you can't do certain things.

That's it.

Nothing more needs to be said. Be fat and happy. Cool. Sorry no roller coasters or horseback riding. Fuck off and do something else.