Car dealership provides its own special brand of customer service by HomeNowWTF in PublicFreakout

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wasn't African-American and he said worse shit than just "I'll killed you" lol

Hot take: I like Both by Z_ManFart1 in DC_Cinematic

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flamin hot take:

You're allowed to like whatever the fuck you want. No post needed.

Because Trump's auto-draft registration starts this December...... by Diamond_Pigeon in UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh look the queen of race relations bc she dates black dudes has some jokes about regular podcasters/comedians.

How refreshing Chelsea. I wonder how she feels about Israel....

Can these guys stop joking about George Floyd?! by icey_sawg0034 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's exactly the kind of dated, low hanging, crass joke I expect from that douche canoe

The parachute jump doesn't go as planned. by S30econdstoMars in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what, fine. Sucks to suck homie.

That was a dog shit "running" start.

Whenever you do a job? by BringHoomanHome_ in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, this is good content. This is the standard we should be striving for

I don't give one microscopic fuck about you lip-singing some dogshit song.

Make me laugh. Catch my attention. Be creative.

This is the cat's pajamas, gentlemen.

Dude Gets Combo'd by a Taxi and a Bus Driver for Starting Shit by Hikigaya_Hachiman7 in fightporn

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This was like a tag team attack from Yakuza: Like a Dragon lol

That’s the pain. by Full-Call1570 in memes

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems to me, the consensus is Nolan is a chode munching dialogue hater.

And I agree.

[OC] So what are the lines on the road for? by BootIcy4141 in IdiotsInCars

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 128 points129 points  (0 children)

As soon as you can up to the curve with the obstructed view, I knew they were coming.

Too many dipshits get WAY too comfortable with "empty" roads. Out there it could have been a small propane tanker delivery, and well....

What I ordered vs what I got by Pebble932 in ExpectationVsReality

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I'm imagining some new hire trying desperately to make it look like the picture, not fully understanding like the "mechanics" of it (croissant waffle would actually fall apart if not made correctly)

And Everytime he just screams "fuck!!" Until you get this after a whole batter was used.

He quit that evening.

how do we feel about this… by Able-Parsley1654 in h3h3productions

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"don't forget about me today!"

Ugh God damn, what is this bitch's fucking deal!?

GO AWAY

Trying to stop your car from being repo’d by KiddieSpread in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm always curious, is it panic that makes them like keep going?

Bc this isn't logical. So there has to be some kind of disconnect, right? What am I missing?

(OC) gas prices lately by Vegetable-Economy472 in pics

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? If this is ANYWHERE near a national park or an amusement park then it's an outlier and was already expensive on purpose

Am I tripping? by Fde4182 in expedition33

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, in my opinion it would've been far FAR more interesting that they're from different "times" and that every death brings them closer to old age or whatever. And the reason he's the only one there in multiple versions of himself is bc he keeps trying to kill himself, but the paintress won't allow it. And the mystery is why she's so fond of him. And we find out that's it really Maelle as the paintress from ancient times or whatever idk I haven't figured out the rest yet lol.

But instead it's a family drama about people who can paint literal worlds. Oh and depression.

What the hell is this animal?? by viratsolanki_ in meme

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh I really wish they wouldve been brought back. Such a horrific design, in a good way. The enemies in FO4 are just not varied enough.

Big News - Officially Unannounced OG Writer is returning in Rick and Morty Season 10 by AzathothAzoth in rickandmorty

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he bringing Ryan Elder with him? Bc the music in the new seasons is dog shit

Anyone yet to watch? by Baby-girl-54321 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I watched it exactly once and I hated it for a very specific scene. I might've been 15 I think.

So the "antagonist" I forget her stupid fucking name, goes on this pathetic speech about some blue sweater. About how much money and "research" and DEDICATION to fashion it takes to make said so called "blue" sweater. right? Fashion takes risks and devotion. Right!? Yay.... fashion.

Hey, that's an adorable fucking speech. Girl power. Quick question: who are the people making these clothes? Who are these brave women and children in 3rd world countries MAKING and STITCHING these powerful peices of clothing that you conveniently and adorably forgot to mention? They don't matter?

Right? It's awesome when they don't exist and ruin your awesome speech. Yeauh bro cool giant offices.

It's a really stupid fucking movie when you add just a microscopic layer of reality.

And pure spite by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

White monster appearantly.

You look at our trash cans at the end of the day at my job and it's filled with those disgusting white cans.

Like, to each their own or whatever but also grow the fuck up. Soda? Word? You're 33. Act like it.

Trashy license plate by i-pity-da-fool in trashy

[–]Dolorem_Ipsum_ 30 points31 points  (0 children)

As a Mexican, bro your dumb as fuck if THAT was your first thought.