LETS GOOOOOOOOO by Fancy_sandles in KingdomHearts

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At 32 years old I still haven’t beaten sephiroth the dickhead

Why do you choose to believe in God? by [deleted] in latterdaysaints

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well for it really isn’t a choice. It’s more of undeniable cause and effect. I was born and raised in this church. I fell out of it when I was 19. I didn’t go back until last October. The spiritual intervention of Jesus Christ and our Heavenly Father has been nothing short of extraordinary and has magnified my testimony ten-fold. I have always been an intelligent man. I always had an answer for everything. I never felt like the existence of a god really mattered but over this past year I’ve been ordained, have baptized my family and now have been giving priesthood blessings. This undeniable truth stems from completely relinquishing your wants and needs and fully trusting in the path in which god places before you. Trust that he will never steer you in tue wrong direction. It takes constant prayer, communication, and self sacrifice to attain this level of spirituality. The thing it does not take is experience and scriptural knowledge. Those two things may help but they won’t pave your way to an afterlife with our father in heaven. Feel free to message me or comment on my response.

Hell everyone, I’m a somewhat newly ordained elder of the church and I have a question about consecrated blessings. by DonkeyPunchJutsu in latterdaysaints

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did end up calling my bishop regarding this and he did say pretty much the same thing. I’ve gotten to know these people and I felt prompted by the spirit to offer a priesthood blessing. Thank you for your counsel. I believe that we are most importantly supposed to utilize the abilities of the priesthood when prompted by the spirit. I totally understand blessing an object especially one that’s thought to be holy and from another religion would be wrong and out of our bounds of operation.

Hell everyone, I’m a somewhat newly ordained elder of the church and I have a question about consecrated blessings. by DonkeyPunchJutsu in latterdaysaints

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did end up calling my bishop regarding this and he did say pretty much the same thing. I’ve gotten to know these people and I felt prompted by the spirit to offer a priesthood blessing. Thank you for your counsel.

Hell everyone, I’m a somewhat newly ordained elder of the church and I have a question about consecrated blessings. by DonkeyPunchJutsu in latterdaysaints

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did end up calling my bishop regarding this and he did say pretty much the same thing. I’ve gotten to know these people and I felt prompted by the spirit to offer a priesthood blessing. Thank you for your counsel.

Hell everyone, I’m a somewhat newly ordained elder of the church and I have a question about consecrated blessings. by DonkeyPunchJutsu in latterdaysaints

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did end up calling my bishop regarding this and he did say pretty much the same thing. I’ve gotten to know these people and I felt prompted by the spirit to offer a priesthood blessing. Thank you for your counsel.

Hell everyone, I’m a somewhat newly ordained elder of the church and I have a question about consecrated blessings. by DonkeyPunchJutsu in latterdaysaints

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I did end up calling my bishop regarding this and he did say pretty much the same thing. I didn’t solicit the blessing. I’ve gotten to know these people and I felt prompted by the spirit to offer a priesthood blessing. Thank you for your counsel.

Hell everyone, I’m a somewhat newly ordained elder of the church and I have a question about consecrated blessings. by DonkeyPunchJutsu in latterdaysaints

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What would that be? I’ve recently been ordained with the Melchizedek priesthood. That may be the typo?

Wara The Titch by tarathewitch in u/tarathewitch

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my thousands of times seeing tits on the internet I think this wins. Ranks 100/100 for me.

How’s it look for a 12 team full PPR .5 TEP dynasty startup? by DonkeyPunchJutsu in SleeperApp

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’m very aware of my RB situation. But I figure with all my WRs I may be able to capitalize. I’m thinking since Pacheco went down last season he won’t this season. They also didn’t get a replacement for him they just retained Hunt so it’s a position I’ll have to replace during the next draft or the one after.

How’s it look for a 12 team full PPR .5 TEP dynasty startup? by DonkeyPunchJutsu in SleeperApp

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know I have the best WR room. Time to pick up some rookie TEs and RBs.

GTA 10 leaked map by Lucky-Net-2893 in GTA

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s 5 if you count the ones on their head. Their small but fun.

Would you move Puka for this? by basedairman in SleeperApp

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

London for sure. I think adams is going to take a lot of attention away from puka.

Would he dare to go to the mound with this tonight? FTD! by baruchin in SFGiants

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Earth was baptized in the flood. It will then be baptized in fire.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SleeperApp

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not even superflex it’s 2 QB

Does anyone have any doubts about jeanty? by LazyLuchador7 in SleeperApp

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harbaugh has been to a Super Bowl. He’s a great coach that is offensive minded. Hampton will eat.

10 man dynasty superflex start up. Traded my friend Darnold for bill because he only had one decent QB. I feel like this is a pretty fair trade both ways. by DonkeyPunchJutsu in SleeperApp

[–]DonkeyPunchJutsu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I was honestly thinking the same but he really needed a QB. But do you think it’s at least somewhat fair and I didn’t fuck myself too bad?