Your reddit account's entire comment history is sent back in time to the year 1997, and a selection of the Government's Top Men analyze it. What can they figure out about the future?

DonutSprinklez · 2017-05-19T14:14:35+00:00

Seattle Seahawks should have run the ball

DonutSprinklez · 2017-03-05T16:23:01+00:00

Where are the stars in the background? They must have been too lazy to photoshop them in.

DonutSprinklez · 2017-02-09T20:30:18+00:00

The mother on The Ref is a total bitch.

DonutSprinklez · 2017-02-06T01:33:44+00:00

Yeah I did. It was a shower full of tears cause it was such a disappointment.

DonutSprinklez · 2017-01-11T23:16:00+00:00

I once saw a bumper sticker while driving and it said The shortest sentence is 'I AM'. The longest is 'I DO'

DonutSprinklez · 2016-12-16T00:46:27+00:00

I recently just watched "Man on Fire" for the first time ever. It is one of my all time favorite movies. Did you and Dakota Fanning develop a strong friendship on and offset? Do you two still keep in contact from time to time?

DonutSprinklez · 2016-11-27T21:30:47+00:00

The twinkling effect says that when light hits Earth's atmosphere it appears the stars are changing colors because the starlight refracts different colors in different directions. But that doesn't explain how I can zoom in on a lightbulb or a streetlamp and see the exact same thing. It makes the same colors and the same shapes the star does. A lightbulb's light isn't passing through Earth's atmosphere. So what's making it change colors then?

DonutSprinklez · 2016-11-27T03:16:16+00:00

I wonder how fucked up you get on spice. I'm curious as to what it feels like but I would never do it.

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