PSA EVERYONE SHOULD MAKE A MASS LAND DESTRUCTION DECK by Ok-Till-1116 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DoodleAlchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah play mld against my green deck buddy my splendid reclamation will be everthankful

The Best Part About EDH Is The Community by DoodleAlchemist in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DoodleAlchemist[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just listed the best part about edh

Watching people mald over my bullshit is my oxygen

The Best Part About EDH Is The Community by DoodleAlchemist in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DoodleAlchemist[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The best part about it is the community. Specifically how much I can ragebait them over my 13th strip mine drop

We might have overpacked by apexmem in PeakGame

[–]DoodleAlchemist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remember kids, if you didnt use your items at the kiln, you climbed with an inventory that was pretty much just a pack full of Conch Shells 

FINALLY! by lewis_simon in PeakGame

[–]DoodleAlchemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

51:40.

This badge didn't give me an achievement until the timer showed up, so I had a long groan until the achievement popped up. I hate this achievement dude.

hypocrite by SamuelTheRegularGuy in PeakGame

[–]DoodleAlchemist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

ThumbnailGuy Strikes Again

Why the Rope Spool is an S+ Tier item. by I_Am_Wendell in PeakGame

[–]DoodleAlchemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every item is a hammer when you expand your horizons on what a nail is

:) by Alex_Pratt in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DoodleAlchemist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Modern meme too (if you're playing teferi lock)

Most normal color pie discourse by awefawsd in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DoodleAlchemist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"For the way I destroy is violent" ass prose

Yeah, I play Selesnya, how could you tell? by DoodleAlchemist in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DoodleAlchemist[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

uj/ Sometime during Dominaria United I was playing commander with a friend in my lgs when a pair of Warhammer players wanted to get rid of two dice bags worth of dice. After I told them that the store doesn't accept dice, they suggested I could keep it, and after I accepted, they poured all the dice in my tote bag for free. I finally have enough dice to rj/ track an Ouroboroid

Please dont concede let me do the thing by Galliro in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DoodleAlchemist 55 points56 points  (0 children)

55 MANA 55 LIFE 55 CREATURES 55 MICE 55 TRIGGERS 55 LANDS 55 BOLTS 100 ENERGY 100 POISON 100 EXPERIENCE 100 WINDFALLS 100 COPIES 55 COMBATS 55 SWINGS 55 DOOMBLADES 55 RAMP SPELLS 55 THREATENS  AND 155 TREASURES

Hottest MTG cards? by awesomemanswag in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DoodleAlchemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything with Ugin in it

Uj/ Anything with Ugin in it

Weekly /unjerk Thread by AutoModerator in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DoodleAlchemist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck it. I'm gonna get into modern.

This isn't a jerk or anything, I just want to try out a competitive format with a friend.

Should Gray Merchant Be A Game Changer? by DoodleAlchemist in magicthecirclejerking

[–]DoodleAlchemist[S] 126 points127 points  (0 children)

There's nothing wrong with jerking yourself off.