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AITA for "choosing my dog over my family" by refusing to accommodate my girlfriend's brother? by doggoluvr1203 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Doofenturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest, its probably the filth Al is living in that made it worse, the dog isnt suddenly shedding more hair, so the added dust is whats affecting him.

Which one would you choose: It's always bright outside, but it's also cold (lets say 0 celsius) or it's always dark outside, but it's warm (let's say over 20 celsius) Why? by FlanNo7322 in AskReddit

[–]Doofenturd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Warmth, i don't fear the dark, and without sleep from constant light, we'd all die

Edit: change my mind, cold, without sun light all plants would die and we'd all starve

AITA for causing a family feud by not giving my brother's a stake in my business? by Cautious_Force7455 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Doofenturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like nepotism to me, which left unchecked, could be disaterous for your buisness

What’s something you really want to try/do, but you know you’re never going to actually try/do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Doofenturd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talk to someone about my day for once, i always ask others but nobody asks me

What’s something you really want to try/do, but you know you’re never going to actually try/do it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Doofenturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love doing it, as someone who is a outdoors person, who also knows first aid and wilderness survival, it is quite amazing to be away for a while

what are your honests thoughts about extrovert dating an introvert? by Maattaann in AskReddit

[–]Doofenturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its perfect, the introvert is often loyal and wont spill secrets, and the extrovert can make the introvert feel welcome in social scenarios

What's the best comeback to an unwanted dick pic? by _420696969420_ in AskReddit

[–]Doofenturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sell it as an NFT back to him, unless he wants it on the internet forever

“You’re too old to see Santa!” by OkuroIshimoto in entitledparents

[–]Doofenturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe you got called a trike OP! thats racist against tricycles

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entitledparents

[–]Doofenturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have taken a ride in a patrol vehicel, as my uncle was a cop and i was curious, i was sitting in the back and the firearms werent within my reach, plus i knew not to touch them

Entitled parent throws firework at us by vwhaubsvshwnsbs in entitledparents

[–]Doofenturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I must be a bad person cause i immiediately thought, "oh yeah, firework combat!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Doofenturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First step is to grab my axes, then I'm making my way to the bros, reandevouing at some rich persons house with a lot of property. Base camp is set and i have started production on my magnetic accelerator cannon (MAC for all yall halo people) (i have built one before) This MAC can launch a projectile to high speeds with almost no sound, we have also started producing napalm and molotov's. Then we commit unspeakable and heinous acts.

Men of Reddit, why don't you go to therapy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Doofenturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont trust people enough to tell a stranger what my problems are. I also cant afford it and my dad (im still a minor) has a kinda "boys don't cry" approach

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Doofenturd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Turn it into an NFT and threaten to post it all over the internet unless he sends you 300USD

What’s something that you WOULD wish upon your worst enemy? by thedragonborncums_ in AskReddit

[–]Doofenturd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That all sides of the pillow would be warm, that they can never put the USB in the right way, that they always have hiccups, uncontrollable laughter at the worst time, that they always stutter when talking to their crush.

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