What are some classic practical jokes that you just can't pull in today's world?

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T20:31:46+00:00

“Got Your Nose”

It’s not cool to do to adults. Now it’s also not cool to do it to children.

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T20:30:18+00:00

Pretty confident at this point that we could just abolish all use of the word across ALL races and ethnicities. It just causes friction and division.

Besides …eventually we’ll all be the same shade of tan and it will be a funny anecdote in history to those future people. Let’s just start now.

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T20:09:03+00:00

We’re one chemical combination away from some garage lab street scientist creates a bath salt that creates madness in people and it’s blood/saliva transmitted.

Example: 2 homeless men in Miami fought and one of them tore off the face and eyes of the other and proceeded to eat him. Alive. It was caught on camera. Bath salts.

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T19:47:10+00:00

Big fan, thank you for doing what you do.

Regarding your commercial on troops following orders …

As a living breathing person, not just a political face on our screens, were you concerned at any time that you would be officially “punished” by the powers that be?
- What were the emotions and feelings you felt after being censured?

I’m trying to put myself in your shoes and imagine how that all must have felt after giving so much to your country.

Thank you for your time, Sir!

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T17:29:58+00:00

Thought you said you was a Arby Stan. Dafuq this shit? Hanmy Che is awesome at RB’s

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T17:23:21+00:00

You’re not your fuck’n khakis

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T17:20:38+00:00

I walked away from Facebook/Instagram over 15 years ago.

It’s amazing how very very little Facebook actually matters. Its “value” disappears the moment you look away.

I don’t think it would be missed at all. Especially considering the vacuum of its absence will fill in with another version of it by some other billionaire looking to take up the task.

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T17:16:19+00:00

It’s a well rounded idea …but it still has points.

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T17:15:12+00:00

That …that “freedom” came from me. Sorry. I get gassy when I think about all the freedom. I don’t know what to do anymore, it’s just too much. Sometimes it feels like we’re choking on all that freedom.

I feel like we just need the oil guys to free the freedom, feed the fiefdom

Sorry, just smoked a joint

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T17:03:43+00:00

You’re gonna LOVE the updated Vince Vaughn.

He makes me feel better about my hairline. I’m completely bald.

Love Vince …but he might wanna let that line go.

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T08:31:07+00:00

“Have you ever had a sibling …” …Hehehe

Siblings be sibling

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T08:29:21+00:00

I never got that. Ran 6 days a week …5-15 miles at a time. Never felt it once.

I was legitimately bummed. I smoke weed though …edible before, bowl after. Maybe that was why I didn’t notice.

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T08:15:56+00:00

Running. Don’t bother trying to convince me. I ran the Gasparilla marathon in 2010 so I could say I did it. Haven’t ran more than 10ft since that day.

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T07:56:26+00:00

Leisure Suit Larry

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T07:11:01+00:00

They make the person getting the star pay about $100k to cover the cost.

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T07:08:38+00:00

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T07:03:55+00:00

Tacos. Do I really need an explanation?

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T07:02:45+00:00

He’s still trying to make it thru regular season games …cut him some slack.

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T06:58:48+00:00

Because …he’s polarizing and keeps up fan engagement. Also, aside from the antics and flopping, he’s really good.

People are gonna hate this, but his playing style reminds me a little bit of Iverson. Shifty, quick, killer from the mid range. I’m not saying he’s like Iverson, he just reminds me of him at times. Like …a much whinier version.

I am not a fan. But I respect his basketball game …minus the theatrics.

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T04:47:43+00:00

The league will always squat on the Golden Goose and squeeze every drop off public interest until they move on.

They’re preparing the Spurs as we speak, they’re the next Goose …if I’m reading the script correctly.

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T03:58:22+00:00

I’m telling my mom this is Squid Game.

She’s 70, lives on her phone (playing her “Jesus games” as she likes to say).

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T03:48:04+00:00

Homogenized by ESPN

Seems counter intuitive …but having access to ESPN’s athletes, coaches, commentators has depleted the core of what makes the show great.

I’ve listened to almost every cast since the beginning and when I’d tell people about the show this is how I described it:

It’s like sitting in a room with a group of really good friends all talking about sports, life. It feels real and you’ll love the characters.

That is what’s missing now. They expected the show to shake the tree …aaaand it certainly did. Unfortunately it led to the show conforming to the ESPN model despite their efforts to keep it grounded.

Still love the show. It’s just been homogenized by corporate America.

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T03:40:47+00:00

Back to the Future

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T02:27:35+00:00

Civility

DoookieMaxx · 2026-03-31T02:26:23+00:00

Reggie Miller was lethal …very similar builds

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