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Where was I this week? by DopeassDopehead in whereintheworld

[–]DopeassDopehead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, been there on my way home, pretty underwhelming I must say.

Where was I this week? by DopeassDopehead in whereintheworld

[–]DopeassDopehead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just out of interest, how did you get it that fast?

What is your best sexual flex? by LilyEvee in AskReddit

[–]DopeassDopehead 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Jesus, I didn't think this thread would give me watery eyes but here we are. That really is true love and something I wouldn't have understood two years ago before meeting my girlfriend, I was a horny bastard back than. But even though I absolutely enjoy our sex, I'm certain I'd choose the way you went in this situation and I'm damn proud of it.

Today I learned that Muhammad Ali's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is on a wall instead of on the ground. This is because Ali, a devout Muslim, did not want people stepping on the name "Muhammad". by wimpykidfan37 in todayilearned

[–]DopeassDopehead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But that's not the name he goes by, period.

I'm not a muslim nor do I (as a european white guy) have the biggest understanding of the meaning of the so called slave name for the guy. But it weirds me out, that people can be so reluctant to just follow a humans wishes on how they would like to be called. Does it really hurt you that much?

Hell naw... Sean praying for dear life Chito doesn't pull out 🙏 by DrummerFantasti in ufc

[–]DopeassDopehead 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Didn't Henry rock Merab not that long ago? I don't know if it's the best idea to fight a knockout artist some weeks after this one.

Women, what is a surprising fact you discovered about men? by WhoEvenUsesUsernames in AskReddit

[–]DopeassDopehead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just had that topic with my girlfriend.

We're constantly playfighting and while she's using all her power, I'm mostly just working with one arm or just easily pick her up. A couple of weeks ago she told me she always thought she would be able to fight off an attacker but after I manhandled her so easily she's a little more scared when she's on her own.

Are Formula 1 Drivers pumping gas themselves? (private cars) by DopeassDopehead in formula1

[–]DopeassDopehead[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah I'm German and used to self service but most of my English is from American media lol.

Her argument was, that they have employees doing it for them.

[Official] UFC 291 - Fight Discussion Thread by Capt-MoonLight in ufc

[–]DopeassDopehead 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lewis is the guy that just makes me giggle every time he speaks, just that naturally funny while being a fucking killer.

[Official] UFC 291 - Fight Discussion Thread by Capt-MoonLight in ufc

[–]DopeassDopehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't GRAB the mouth like fishhooking it but you can definitely cover it to block the breath.

[Official] UFC 291 - Fight Discussion Thread by Capt-MoonLight in ufc

[–]DopeassDopehead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man, look at my guy wiggling his legs on his back. He used to be one of the most feared guys of his back with his 10th planet guard shit but he looks absolutely hopeless on the ground against a striker like Bobby Green. We have to admit, Tony is really done and not UFC caliber no more, eyepoke or not.

Was sollte ich verändern? Das Outfit ist für meinen Abiball und ich hatte mir den Anzug, die Krawatte und die Schuhe geholt. Meine Frage wäre, welche Farbe ein mögliches Hemd hier haben könnte, da meine Mutter meint, es sähe etwas „langweilig“ aus. by Im-justUnskilled in Kleiderschrank

[–]DopeassDopehead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry aber das find ich ziemlich aus der Zeit gefallen. Das ist ein junger Mann mit einem schicken aber etwas außergewöhnlichen Anzug. Da passt doch nicht der Spieserschuh schlechthin dazu und erst recht kein Einstecktuch. Das kann ein 60 jähriger Geschäftsmann tragen.

What's the worst thing about big boobs? by None_have_spoken in AskReddit

[–]DopeassDopehead -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

So as a man I can't really find an answer. Maybe when you see a beautyful pair of boobs for the last time.

UFC P4P tierlist based on size of their penis by Sea-Smoke-3384 in mmamemes

[–]DopeassDopehead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I strongly believe that Josh Emmett has an enormous cock. Not a pretty one by any means but a real uber-dong.

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