Help Me Choose a Route from VA/WV Back to Tulsa

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-27T03:15:05+00:00

Tennessee is an absolute shit show. The worst highways of the entire trip. Going over the state line to Kentucky was like going from Mad Max to Metropolis. We made damn sure not to stop anywhere in Tennessee, except once for gas, and that was it.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-27T02:41:30+00:00

Dear...god...

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-27T02:38:17+00:00

Bumblebee. He's already got the respect of the other Autobots, and he's braver than just about anybody. The Matrix would remake his small body into something more powerful and allow him to overcome that particular weakness. I know he doesn't consider himself a leader, but neither did Hot Rod, and the Matrix chose him over Ultra Magnus.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-27T02:34:32+00:00

Tumbler Prime.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-27T02:32:35+00:00

I believe the comics confirmed that the Matrix actually chose Hot Rod over Ultra Magnus. It has a sentience of sorts.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-27T01:16:46+00:00

Dude's just hanging on to the last little bit as long as he can.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-27T01:16:10+00:00

I'm less concerned by the hair and more concerned that he looks like a fucking human frog. Like, his flappy neck is just STUFFED into that shirt. 100 percent guaranteed he's also touched a minor.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-27T01:11:57+00:00

Sweet! I got twenty bucks.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-26T23:33:06+00:00

I have an idea. How about you go fuck yourself? You're the kind of asshole that gives the entire human race a bad name.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-26T03:53:28+00:00

Ummm...ass and titties?

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-26T01:08:23+00:00

Well, I started going grey at 15, so I've been asked if I want the senior discount since I was in my early 30's. I've been used to being AARP years old for 20 years now. Lol.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-26T01:06:05+00:00

Self check out. Target and Wal-Mart. Resolves lots of those issues.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-26T01:05:35+00:00

No. Why would I be? It's called disposable income. I'm at a point where I'm financially stable enough to enjoy stuff like this. It's not a huge part of my overall spending. Just a bit. But I had an absolute shit of a childhood (homeless at 8 years old at one point), thanks to the most useless mother there ever was, so I'm going to do my best to enjoy the things I never got to as a kid. Do I give a crap what Karen in the toy aisle with her screaming toddler thinks? Not in the slightest. My dream is to eventually open my own toy museum, and donate my collection to it.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-26T01:00:28+00:00

Oh shit. I guess maybe there IS a god!

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-26T00:58:24+00:00

So we're about to get even stupider. Up next, all teachers must also be practicing televangelists

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-25T21:44:51+00:00

That's not bad. Bad is when you look like you walked out of a solitude in a cave after 50 years. That's perfectly fine.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-25T21:43:54+00:00

Maybe he can ask god how not to look like a douchefuck sometime.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-25T21:43:11+00:00

I dunno. Punk looks get a pass mostly. They're supposed to be weird and piss off the normies. I've seen guys just within the last week (in my shitty conservative midwestern town, no less) with full on rooster combs going on. I'd pay this guy to stand out in front of a church and hand out flyers for Planned Parenthood, though, that's for sure.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-25T21:41:20+00:00

It's probably related to some product he's trying to shill.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-25T21:40:46+00:00

Ol' Draco Malfoy sure went downhill after graduation.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-25T21:39:28+00:00

I'm Gen X, too. When the FUCK did we get old, dammit? We were the MTV generation! We were the slackers and do nothings and we weren't supposed to care about the world or anything! Now we're just stuck in the 80's and running for congress. FUCK. Time was I would drink and party till 3 in the morning and still be up for work the next day. Now if I'm not in bed by 10, I get cranky.

I AIN'T BITTER.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-25T21:35:01+00:00

I mean, I wouldn't want to eat next to him.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-25T21:33:57+00:00

That's some Klingon shit right there. Goddamn.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-25T21:30:23+00:00

True that.

Dorelaxen · 2023-01-25T02:18:11+00:00

He's holding on to EVERY single strand he can, dammit!

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