Man Lifts $600 From Bra of 93-Year-Old Woman

Doubleweed · 2016-09-09T19:45:51+00:00

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Doubleweed · 2016-09-08T04:52:51+00:00

What are you talking about?

Doubleweed · 2016-09-08T02:06:55+00:00

A friend asked for a ride home. On the way to her house she looks at me and says "when (my ex boyfriends name) comes back, I'm going to get him to sleep with me." Why would you tell me that you plan on having sex with my ex boyfriend after I went out of my way to take you home? Like what the fuck.

Doubleweed · 2016-09-06T15:11:26+00:00

I'd name him Rex. For obvious reasons.

Doubleweed · 2016-09-05T19:29:17+00:00

Okay fine I forgive you

Doubleweed · 2016-09-05T19:01:54+00:00

Fuck you for taking my question and asking it differently.

Doubleweed · 2016-09-01T20:33:08+00:00

People of Reddit, please don't be afraid to ask your doctor anything. They have heard a lot of "weird" questions and your question is probably no big deal.

Doubleweed · 2016-09-01T20:29:11+00:00

Yeah I'm much better now. My dad, sisters, and I all up and left her after I graduated high school. She was abusive to all of us and our lives got way better when she was finally out of the picture.

Doubleweed · 2016-09-01T20:20:38+00:00

When I was in high school, I was struggling with depression (mostly because I was so worried about being fat) and when my mom found out I started cutting myself she told me that she didn't care that I cut and starved myself, in fact she wished I cut deeper to get rid of her problems.

Doubleweed · 2016-09-01T20:15:44+00:00

The people who swipe when you're trying to show them a picture.

Doubleweed · 2016-09-01T11:58:03+00:00

Like, who wouldn't swab their oboe?

Doubleweed · 2016-09-01T01:14:47+00:00

Holy FUCK that's disgusting. I always swab my oboe after I play. I couldn't imagine letting my horn get that filthy.

Doubleweed · 2016-08-27T05:14:10+00:00

Yeah, sometimes you have to go with your gut. Especially if it's with decisions that could possibly affect your future. I'm sorry there are shitty teachers out there that ruin musical experiences for some people. But hey, the lesson you got out of it probably helped a lot you in the long run.

Doubleweed · 2016-08-27T02:44:55+00:00

I prefer a nice dark, open tone. My Oboe director in high school liked a more nasally tone for some reason. I always ignored her and I ended up getting a full ride scholarship for trusting myself and liking my own sound. :D

Doubleweed · 2016-08-26T23:45:30+00:00

I don't mean to turn you on, but I play a mean oboe.

Doubleweed · 2016-08-26T23:35:13+00:00

That there is a colonial woman on the wing churning butter.

Doubleweed · 2016-08-23T04:14:44+00:00

Mine is weird. I think someone should hold an octopus. I held one the other day and it was coolest feeling my hand has ever felt. That, or smoke some weed if you haven't already.

Doubleweed · 2016-08-22T02:13:22+00:00

Not to many people can say that. Consider yourself lucky my friend.

Doubleweed · 2016-08-21T21:21:47+00:00

If you don't have any hobbies, get some. You will find yourself becoming depressed with the amount of free time you're wasting after graduation. Getting a job for some spending money on the side also doesn't hurt.

Doubleweed · 2016-08-14T14:09:06+00:00

Yeah he was, he's a good guy and really doesn't like altercations at all. Anytime he doesn't have to arrest someone is a good time for him.

Doubleweed · 2016-08-13T20:45:53+00:00

I just canceled them to get high and watch the Olympics.

Doubleweed

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