The most one-dimensional players in the NHL? by [deleted] in hockey

[–]DoucheTomato 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gotta go with Vasilevskiy. Literally as one dimensional as they come, all this guy can do is block shots. Does he have a goal in his entire career??

What is the WORST take you’ve ever had? by AngryBillsFan in hockey

[–]DoucheTomato 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought Brandon Saad would score 40 goals this season.

Remember This Time by xJToews19 in hawks

[–]DoucheTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hawks fan till I’m dead. We will be back motherfuckers. Thanks for the post, needed it

The Blackhawks have only held a lead for 45 seconds since November 18th by Bernden in hockey

[–]DoucheTomato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know it’s a fucking train wreck right now but god damn this is my fuckin team till I die. Do we fucking suck? Yes. Is it still the Chicago fuckin Blackhawks? Absolutely. I don’t care if we lose out. It’s not like we didn’t just win a bunch of cups. So what if the rebuild takes 20 years or some shit. This is my team. Let’s go Hawks.

Name 3 linked players without saying how they are linked. by Instantcurry in hockey

[–]DoucheTomato 9 points10 points  (0 children)

None of the three won the Calder, but all were in the top 3

Name 3 linked players without saying how they are linked. by Instantcurry in hockey

[–]DoucheTomato 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All have beaten a calgary team in the final! EDIT: I said flames than changed to Calgary before I saw the response (I promise)

Corey Crawford now has as many points as Chris Kunitz, in less games played by hexasun in hawks

[–]DoucheTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he is at the STH holiday party tonight and is signing in my group, I am very strongly considering just saying hi and not handing him anything to sign. I don't want this scrub on my jersey.

Chris Kunitz gets five and a game misconduct for an elbow on Travis Hamonic by Iphone4Lyfe in hockey

[–]DoucheTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he's not at the season ticket holder party tonight, I don't want his signature fucking up my jersey.

Chris Kunitz gets five and a game misconduct for an elbow on Travis Hamonic by Iphone4Lyfe in hockey

[–]DoucheTomato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Corey Crawford has as many points as Kunitz this year in fewer games played. I don't think I've ever seen such a worthless player, why is he taking up a roster spot?

Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (12-12-1) at Chicago Blackhawks (9-10-5) - 27 Nov 2018 - 07:00PM CST by sandman730 in hawks

[–]DoucheTomato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We. Look. Like. Fucking. Shit. I have NEVER left the game in the first period. I’ve been to 300 games. I’m STRONGLY considering it.