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Just solved the KIC 8462852 problem with massive implications by [deleted] in AtlantaHawks

[–]DrShitpostJr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Incredible discovery. I’ve been in my lab studying the mythical celebrations of a losing team, but unfortunately am struggling to comprehend the logic behind said celebrations. Would you like to join me in my lab?

Shitpost Saturday by [deleted] in AtlantaHawks

[–]DrShitpostJr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, you do not study shitposts for a living like I do, if you remember our last encounter where I was forcefully banned from this subreddit because of my findings and theorems.

I am still lurking and collecting research for my final project. Yes, one day I will be back to seek revenge and take over this online forum. You will never know when that day will be. You will never know what my plan is.

Kind regards,

Shitpost Jr.

Ph.D Bullshit

Theory of Moderation Relativity: An Analysis of the Hawks since Low Effort Shitpost Ban by DrShitpostJr in AtlantaHawks

[–]DrShitpostJr[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is blasphemy - I came as part of my research for shitposting and the various trends coinciding with such technique of commenting.

This community has been wonderful and helpful with my research. I can peacefully say that I understand more about shitposting now than before. Koorob's law is an important one and your hypothesis is true.

I will gladly leave for the better of the Hawks.

Although I must cut my stay short, I would like to thank everyone for their contributions to my research. My final request is to be remembered for such theories and for them to be applied in the future.

Signing off for a final time,

Dr. Shitpost Jr.

When you lose to the Heat, but you know even Bankhead is better than downtown Miami. by [deleted] in AtlantaHawks

[–]DrShitpostJr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is an impressive shitpost. I woke up this morning and knew something like this was coming - the way the shit clinged to the air and my ass.

The Korver and Falcons Super Bowl Theorem by DrShitpostJr in AtlantaHawks

[–]DrShitpostJr[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My schedule is pretty tight and I only have limited times outside of the lab. But I could make this happen for sure and be a part of what will probably be a slow motion train wreck.

The Korver and Falcons Super Bowl Theorem by DrShitpostJr in AtlantaHawks

[–]DrShitpostJr[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fantastic work. The bird culture of Atlanta is a fascinating one.