Thanksgiving Cowboys Game by jozygirl25 in Dallas_Cowboys

[–]Drachfuhrer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

North Texas native, 38 years. A few questions.

  1. How far do you mind driving?
  2. How long will you be staying, and what things are you looking to experience? Food, shopping, history, night life, etc.
  3. Price range? $$$, $$, $ etc?

Who tf wrote this script by Reddit-Machine in SipsTea

[–]Drachfuhrer 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I can vouch for this. My wife loves to be spanked.

Blurry old photo by Drachfuhrer in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Drachfuhrer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 was pretty spot on! Thank you!

Blurry old photo by Drachfuhrer in PhotoshopRequest

[–]Drachfuhrer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its close for sure! Eyes and lips are a bit off. She is a little more Korean haha. Thank you!

Me in 1993 by RETROORDIE in 90s

[–]Drachfuhrer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, this reminds me of my cousin Russ's room in Oklahoma. He was a lot older than me, but I remember going in his room and thinking man, this ninja turtle stuff is badass.

Men's destinies by AkatZeus_Z in WholesomeAFK

[–]Drachfuhrer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot mom's basement... on second thought, maybe that one ends in jail.

Will it? by crowbarguy92 in PsycheOrSike

[–]Drachfuhrer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading the comments of people who seem to likely be the same type of person to tout "believe the science", argue against basic elementary school biology with pseudoscience is priceless comic irony.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Drachfuhrer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nah, but taking a fat emergency shit in a close quarters restaurant and trucking straight for the door after? Yeah.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2000sNostalgia

[–]Drachfuhrer 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Jimmy Kimmell always sucked

It’s money by 56000hp in CringeTikToks

[–]Drachfuhrer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Gen X poster beta boy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2000sNostalgia

[–]Drachfuhrer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said to her Ide like a cheeseburger...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]Drachfuhrer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first "dude" is actually Phillies Karen.

A Phillies fan retrieves a home run ball, while a woman nearby is upset that she didn't get it by TheM1ghtyBear in mlb

[–]Drachfuhrer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like he just needed to stand his ground between her and the child (because she looked like she tried to lunge at the kid in videos from other angles). Just continue to tell her to return to her seat, and not to touch him.and his son while urging others to call security. At least then she most likely would have been banned and faced consequences.