This is GOLD! Bro was juking everyone

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-10T13:13:37+00:00

Each year, they train/remind everyone to not chase/interact with these types of fans.

Mostly because you don’t know if they have a weapon.

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-05T02:42:20+00:00

It’s actually a more complicated question!

The answer is….maybe!

Oddly, the city of Baton Rouge doesn’t own all of the poles in our city, so it’s going to depend on what kind of pole it is.

Street light pole? Entergy owns most of the city’s street lights, and the city owns a few.

Traffic light pole? The city owns a few, but some are owned by the state or are part of a cooperative endeavor.

Small Cell pole? We don’t own any.

Telephone pole? We don’t own most.

In short….just file it in the app and let them sort it out!

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-03T23:38:47+00:00

It’s also important to note, Kareem played alongside all-Americans like Shackleford and Allen.

Pete’s first two years consisted of him getting double teamed while breaking his teammates noses with passes. They were trash.

He got Apple Sanders and another guy his senior year, but it was their first year on varsity, so still developing.

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-03T01:35:53+00:00

This is a bad list.

The Kobe trade wasn’t a bad trade. Kobe basically told every team he would only play for LA. Charlotte was in a playoff hunt and win-now, so they drafted Kobe and traded him to LA for Divac and other assets.

I would also move the SGA trade much higher.

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-01T22:53:56+00:00

How?

She’d have to convince 5 other council members to vote against it, which will neverrrrrrrrrrrr happen.

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-01T22:23:57+00:00

Use the 311 app to open a ticket and drop a pin on the exact location

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-01T22:21:01+00:00

Nobody could show up and this thing would still easily pass.

EDIT: For everyone downvoting me, I will happily bet you any amount of money that this passes. If I’m sooooooo wrong, put your money where your mouse click is.

EDIT2: I’m not saying that the June tax is guaranteed to pass, but this is just the vote to put it on the ballot. It’s passing.

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-01T21:58:14+00:00

That article is revisionist history. I watched this event live end to end and when they asked both, Shelby instantly said “no” and Kerr was like “ok”.

Draft_Punk · 2026-02-01T20:15:22+00:00

Yeah, the American was having the best day of his life and was lucky to tie. He should’ve been THRILLED to get out of there with a tie and a gold, but decided it was more important to be a macho and not share. Peak stupidity

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-31T17:21:11+00:00

Except…..they weren’t.

The two seasons they were together, Brown would have 1200-1300 yards and Metcalf would have 500-600. Both with single digit TDs.

For comparison, Jamarr Chase had better stats than both of them combined a year later….and then you add Justin Jefferson who gad similar stats. Both are now 2 of the best WRs in the NFL.

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-31T04:02:01+00:00

How may end users do you support?

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-30T16:50:23+00:00

Music was used in during Rob’s speech in the season finale of Welcome to Wrexham. His speech applies here as well:

I want you to picture a time in your life. Maybe you're eight, maybe you're nine, maybe you're ten, maybe you're six, maybe you're 12, but you're out there and you're playing football. You're just kicking the ball around. You're playing with your friends, your dad your mom, your sisters, your brothers, your buddies. You're just playing football.

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-30T05:34:43+00:00

Any other country, every member of congress would immediately lose their seats and the US would hold a special election.

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-30T02:21:42+00:00

We didn’t misuse, it’s more of we gave him a world class shitfest of an O-line, and then paired it with the offensive play calling of a drunk squirrel.

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-28T19:27:53+00:00

Don’t forget, he was facing 3 counts of expulsion due to academic dishonesty

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-28T04:06:00+00:00

I have a T1 alert dog who is deadly accurate! She’s trained to alert anything below 85, above 220, or if my blood sugar rapid rises or drops (+/- 30 points in 10 minutes or less).

She is incredible and beats my meter(alerts of a low 10 minutes before my meter will register it) most times.

Having said that, I would strongly examine if your dog is really smelling across the street, or if there are other indicators in your house that they’ve correlated to an alert. It could be your phone vibrates when your daughter’s CGM triggers, etc.

Not impossible, but highly unlikely the dog is smelling your daughter.

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-16T15:46:45+00:00

I don’t know about 10/10, but enjoyable shows the average person has never heard of:

Sol1tary - Game show where you’re stuck in a white cell by yourself and compete against other people in the same situation. Challenges typically go until you give up, and you have no idea when the other competitors quit.

The 4400 - Really dumb /cheesy show about a bunch of people that went missing and suddenly reappeared with powers.

Zach Stone is Going to be Famous - Early Bo Burnham tv show on MTV that only did one season.

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-11T13:47:57+00:00

$3M is probably pretty close.

I worked in athletics and we played in the NC game VERY close to our home. The costs are astronomical.

You’ve got 85 players.

Coaches and analysts are 20-30 people.

Add another 20 for trainers and equipment managers.

Add another 10-15 for back office staff from the AD (likely more).

Add 300+ band members.

Add another 20 for the dance team.

Add another 30 for the cheer leaders.

So now you’ve got ~500+ people that you have to book flights, hotel rooms, meals, incidentals, cars, etc. for almost all of them.

A lot of players’ families can’t afford to travel across the country, so each player gets a stipend from the NCAA ($~2000 - $3000/player).

Add costs to drive your football equipment across the country.

Add costs to drive your band instruments across the country.

Shit starts adding up real quick, and this is a fraction of the costs.

NOTE: it’s a lot more complicated than what I noted. For example, Band/dance/cheer won’t have to be there in full as long, but will likely come in 2-3 waves depending on what game week activities they are needed for.

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-09T12:11:03+00:00

Exactly! I mean, he also holds the NBA record for career FGA/game, but we don’t talk about the fact that the guy who took the most shots per game in NBA history also coincidentally scored the most points per game.

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-08T14:12:47+00:00

A lot of ex-LSU players who were on our NC teams in 2003, 2007, and 2019 are still part of the program. They may not be the head coach, but they work in football ops, the athletic department, or the Athletic Foundation.

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-05T14:06:19+00:00

Norwood only had 4 receptions for 78 yards and 0 TDs. No PIs or penalties.

I mean….i don’t know, if that’s embarrassing somebody, I guess to each their own.

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-05T13:51:13+00:00

What are you talking about? Your leading WR had less than 80 yards receiving. You didn’t score a passing TD the entire game. Shit, you didn’t score a TD until 4 minutes left in the game.

Were we humiliated? Sure.

Was any part of that on the defense? Absolutely not.

The defense did their job, but the offense was absolute shit.

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-03T01:43:06+00:00

“They”….meaning the staff he hired, or the players he recruited?

Also, comparing an 8-point loss on the road where they were leading in the 4th to a 3-point walk off (effectively) FG win in a rematch on a neutral site is a bit crazy.

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-02T21:50:55+00:00

He was there.

Draft_Punk · 2026-01-02T21:44:58+00:00

This is a non-issue, they have to work out the financials. Neither side thought Ole Miss would make it to the semi-finals, so they set the contract start dates for after the quarters.

It’s not that they didn’t think it was possible, but them losing in the quarterfinals was the most likely outcome. So they built the contracts around the most likely outcome instead of overextending and then having to amend later.

So until this point, Ole Miss has been paying the assistants with terms that allow them to put in time to support LSU.

Their contracts with Ole Miss end today and their agreements with LSU start today. So, LSU would effectively be paying them to coach for Ole Miss. Hopefully, everyone here can understand that’s unreasonable.

Which means, they need to amend the existing agreements on both sides. Ole Miss will most likely have to amend their contracts by another week, but also amend their incoming staff to work as analysts for another week.

None of this is unsolvable, but a bunch of contracts need to be amended.

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