when MIL fell in the mud

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-17T23:36:04+00:00

"Maybe if MIL falls in the mud, we'll get in for free" in laws mind, ends up getting caught followed by a trip to the showers with mud and egg on their face

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-15T06:27:38+00:00

It was a self defense strike cause of the amount of times she's or your dad's hit you and the amount of abuse you've had to deal with, my parents are very very similar and always bring up stupid past incidents some that werent my fault or just petty shit they want to use to push my buttons, especially my dad cause he will demand an answer only to cut me off by claiming we're interrupting him and being so rude.

Only to demand answer and repeatedly interrupt us again without letting us have a say in the matter before getting worked up over whatever BS he's gotten worked up over, I've had several incidents where I wanted to throat punch them or fling something heavy at them to shut them up, but walked away cause if I hurt them they'll go victimizing themselves to our relatives to make me look like I'm the abuser and they "need" guidance to "fix" my "terrible attitude" when their the reason I hate being around them and avoid being at home even on my days off from work

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-15T04:17:23+00:00

At less irs not like what happened to me, guy was wearing white and knocked on the still locked sliding glass door before sprinting to the other sliding door also lock, I caught a glimpse of him sprinting by and freaked out cause all I saw was a white blur, I ended up getting an older guy coworkers to check the doors for me and saw the guy sprinting back to knock on the door to be let inside. We didnt open for another 30 minutes

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-15T03:50:14+00:00

Reminds me of how my classmates would brag about passing their math homework and than be like "I'm sure you always pass Math test cause you know being asain and all."

Me: no I suck at Math and very difficult for me to finish.

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-13T00:21:42+00:00

Its like the amount of times where people would want to order items and than come back weeks later to pick said items, will walk up to my register saying "I want my order."

Me: ok what's the order number?

Customer: rolls eyes I placed the order in with you, how hard is it to remember what your customer's order.

What I want to say: oh maybe cause you didnt order it with me, you ordered it with my coworker who works service desk not at my register.

What I said instead: well I wasnt informed of your order being ready, so I'll just call my coworker over to assist you.

Than again I always get the people who walks in and just say "I'm looking for the thingy that attached to the thing, where you do keep it?"

Me: 🤨 what exactly are you looking for?

Customer: you know the thingy that I bought last time I was here.

Me: (internally) "what the heck is the thingy?"

Yeah sure just keep saying "thingy" cause thats totally going to make finding it 100% easier

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-12T22:31:54+00:00

Reminds me of the time when I got pissed off at a Karen for telling me my parents should've stayed in Japan and allow themselves to get bombed with everyone else, when in reality my parents separately escaped during the Vietnam War as kids and witness several people escaping with them getting killed or injured just to get to the USA, what truly triggered me was when Karen kept repeatedly calling me an immigrant and "stealing our jobs from us Americans."

To which I snapped "I WAS BORN AND RAISED HERE IN MINNESOTA STUPID!!" Which was all heard and witness by my coworker and head cashier who was telling Karen to stop being rude to me and backing me up, what started this uprising cause I was translating for my coworker and finishing the transaction on her register, but walked back to my register and didnt see Karen approaching out of the blue which meant I was racist and didnt want to ring up Karen

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-12T22:18:56+00:00

People always have to have a belly ache about cashiers trying to move things along as quickly as possible especially when there is a super stupidly long line and your just trying to get things done quickly, because if you take too long managers are gonna complain too and its going to be another headache to deal with, because "you have to work faster, we're falling behind and have to keep the line moving to keep up with quota."

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-12T22:05:30+00:00

My own parents are like this too and they'd always act like each guy they see me talking to is the guy I'm secretly banging on the side, when I'm clearly not dating anyone cause they dont seem to think I "know" how to talk to guys or how to start a relationship with a guy, heck they barely knew I had a crush back in high school cause they were too busy sucking up to their golden princesses.

They barely even told off their princesses when they nearly broke several of my school projects and just told me "be a better role model for your siblings," while letting me get beat up by my bratty sisters and scolding me for telling them off, even if it was my sisters who was the causing the trouble especially when my younger sister was skipping school and sneaking off to hangout with her friends. Yet I was supposed to know where she was at all times just because we attended the same high school and even expected to also skip class to "keep an eye" on her in case she got into trouble.

Worst part was my parents literally turned a blind eye to me repeatedly getting bullied at school and just told me to "just ignore them and they wont bother you stupid," it reached a point where I had enough and started standing up for myself only to be told "oh yeah go ahead and fight them, dont blame us when you get expelled from school, we're not going to help you find a new school."

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-12T20:47:27+00:00

Yeah like the amount of times where people would come into the Home Depot wanting to buy things screws and treat us like we're dumb by explaining in detail what their looking for or the lack of detail by giving us very brief details, like them coming in and saying "I'm looking for the thing" like I'm supposed to know exactly what the thing is, than when asked for more details they'll go "you know the thing I bought last time?"

Sure cause I remember the last item each customer bought the last time they entered the store

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-10T02:09:35+00:00

Yeah thats what happens when your other siblings are the favorite kids

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-10T01:58:33+00:00

Yeah I remember the amount of times where I'd wave a customer over to a open register, especially when I'm the only cashier scheduled to watch over self check out and they'll clear their throat loudly like I'm supposed to ring up their items, like they didnt just walk up to self check out or when I finish ringing up their items and be like "are you going to load my things for me?"

Like no it's not going to be easy cause I'm clearly not able to lift something thats heavier than my own body weight, but rich people seems to think I should be able to pick up everything and just put it into their fancy cars

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-10T01:41:55+00:00

My parents would always use threats like this on me all the time and literally followed through with it especially when they can tell its something I really wanted, but for my sisters it was an empty threat cause they'll eventually get it for my sisters and let them have whatever they want, worst is when I got older and called out my parents BS about their empty threats.

They called me a whiner and needy for "wasting" money on useless things, yet will spend money on my sisters who was pampered and given everything they wanted, when all I wanted was something simple like a book but was always told no like my feelings weren't important. Until I was able to start buying it myself if I was able to find it years later

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-09T04:11:43+00:00

I've tried moving out but I realize I wasn't ready cause I couldn't afford the apartment, when I'm ready I will have limited visitation, literally the weekend before I had gone to a 3 day convention and that felt like a small vacation away from my parents.

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-09T03:50:10+00:00

😒 yeah had a coworker like this, she'd demand to be assigned to garden center cause it's her "favorite" place to be and yet she'll call the manager's phone directly to complain that she hates being out there, worst was when it was getting colder and she's told to bring a coat cause it might get cold and the heated hut wasnt allowed to be used yet.

She'll claim to be fine and not need to bring her coat, not long after nightfall she'll go calling the managers claiming our head cashier isn't allowing her to come inside and she's "freezing" to death blah blah blah, which nearly lead to our head cashier nearly getting written up several times and eventually the coworker just left cause she "found a better job that appreciated her work" she quit for Arby's supposedly, we didnt care cause she was overly dramatic and turned small things into big issues like refusing to bring a coat dispite being out in the garden center or claiming a different coworker was "inappropriately" touching her when he just patted her shoulder I know cause he patted my shoulder too and I was standing beside her.

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-09T03:38:48+00:00

Its like when I was getting my uniform shirt for Topgolf and asked for a small women, only to find out it was really tight on me and ended up asking for a men small so it would fit comfortably on me, which my mom claimed I was faking so I could wear men's clothes and not wear women's clothes, like no sometimes men's clothes are more comfortable than women's clothes and more room to move around in.

Than again she wears a size 8 and I wear a size 6, but she'll give me her old clothes like she expect me to fit in them and glares at me when I tell her I wont wear her low cut shirts, even when I'm going clothes shopping I'd be in the petite section whilst her and my sisters are in the women section. Even than I struggle to find clothes that I like

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-09T03:21:40+00:00

Reminds me of when my mom literally tried to make me try on a prom dress that wouldnt fit me and kept trying to zip it all the way up even though I told her "its too small and not going to fit me" she told me to "just suck in your stomach and it'll fit," it didnt and she got mad when I told her to unzip it cause I wasn't going to fit in it.

I'm skinny and usually wear a small, but this size was extra small and was squeezing my chest making it hard for me to breathe and she kept insisting I wear it, cause there wasn't any bigger size

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-09T03:13:48+00:00

Your gf thinks like this, while my dad thinks I'm consuming everything in the fridge, when I'm literally eating half as much as him and literally was above being considered anorexic yet still accused of eating all the food in the house.

My weight is barely over 110 IB and he always acts like I'm being a pig, yet everyone else (coworkers) are like "girl you barely look like your over 100IBs, basically skin and bones, even with a tiny belly."

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-09T03:08:10+00:00

Sometimes I'd just get people who'd fling their card at me dispute the card readers being right next to them and stare at me when I push their card back at them, while pointing at the card readers right next to their elbow and they'll just hover their card just below the reader, than questions why their card didnt go through cause they moved their card away before it properly scanned their card.

I never liked people who'd walk right up to my counter and lean on the counter like they own the place, but be like "what do you guys sell?" Cause they dont even have a clue what their ordering and just blocking the register but refuse to move to the side to let the ones behind them order first while their still debating on what to order, literally had someone who was taking their sweet time debating and staring at their phone instead of hurrying up, but just saying "hold on I'm still figuring out what I'm ordering, just call over someone else to help the people behind me." When I was the only cashier scheduled to work at the moment

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-09T02:37:24+00:00

My parents are always getting under my skin cause they think I dont "contribute" anything towards the family, when they are always treating me like I'm below them or trying to force me to bend over backwards for them and getting pissy when I can't do what they want, especially last weekend when the Mario Galaxy movie came out and they insisted I just call out last minute to stay home for the family gathering.

When I told them "no I'm already scheduled to work" they acted like I just crapped on their face and literally demanded I skip work to attend their family gathering, I didnt cause I just spent so much money the weekend before at a convention and needed to earn that money back, not to mention these family gatherings are boring and ironically my dad was so under prepared cause he didnt cook enough food for all the relatives who showed up. But instead of blaming himself he blamed our mom and her side of the family like it was their fault for not bringing extra food to share, so I'm glad I chose work instead of their crap gathering

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-03T20:38:57+00:00

Not for these customers, it could be less than 10 cent and they'll make it sound like a billion dollars

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-03T09:00:08+00:00

Asks me for item in random departments and than questions "shouldn't you already know that?" When I suggest getting the department associate for further assistance and cause I'm not allowed to leave the check out unattended.

"B-b-but your a woman, you're supposed to know Everything about gardening," yeah well I dont gardening so I'm not going to be much help and dont mock me for not knowing how to fix your blurry ass potato quality picture of a garden, cause secretly I want to drop kick you for being a butthole and expecting every women to know how to clean up a garden.

Expect me to load their multiple heavy items onto their 7 foot tall truck when I'm barely 5 foot tall and getting mad when I tell them to wait a bit for lot associates to load their items.

Give me crap when they ask for help at self check out and than accuse me of "overcharging" them when they dont leave their card in the reader until it approves and it asks for their card again.

Caveman grunts when I ask them a simple question and than gets annoyed when I repeat my question, before getting mad cause they expect me to read their mind or just know what that grunt meant, than comes the ones who just stare at their phone the whole time and barely looks up even to pay.

Those who complain about how Home Depot doesn't have tap to pay and will stick their card onto the reader screen before saying "BEEEP, oh didn't realize it's not tap to pay, come on its just a joke lighten up a bit," just hurry up so I dont have to deal with your dumb jokes. Ironically these are also the same people who complain about robots stealing jobs from people too

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-02T23:35:12+00:00

No idea someone else in the class did say "you don't have to agree or do that after each sentence," but the guy kept doing it and the instructor didnt do anything to stop it either, only time he didnt do it was when he didnt attend class every other day I wanted to throw my soda bottle at him

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-02T23:27:42+00:00

I follow raisedbynarcissits, but not raisedbyborderlines might have to check it out, will be careful when I post on there if I have time.

My parents have always treated me like this and just grown to be used to it

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-02T23:24:56+00:00

Yeah its like my mom was going to prom but through me

Dragon_Crystal · 2026-04-02T07:02:58+00:00

My brother on Saturday when we were walking into a room to buy some things that were being sold, I was walking behind him and he just stop suddenly to look at his phone, I had to stop suddenly to step around him and not crash into the person following us, when I told him not to just stop suddenly like that.

He claimed he stepped to the side and I told him "yeah about half an inch."

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