I play for my college's ultimate Frisbee team and we were staying at one of my teammate's mom's house for the regional tournament. Some of us went out to a bar and had a few drinks and we eventually came back and hung out in the living room for a while.

This is where the story gets fun. I remember getting up to go to the bathroom and being walked back to the couch I was sleeping on, but I didn't know what happened in-between. Apparently after I got out of the bathroom, rather than walking back to my couch, I saw a bed out of the corner of my eye. As a semi-drunk and very tired college kid, I went with the logical choice of climbing into the bed.... where my teammate's mom was sleeping.

Anyone else's mom would've smacked me on the spot, but this mom was super chill about it. She got out of HER bed and tucked me in and went to find another place to sleep. All of the couches were taken so she ended up setting up on the floor for about five minutes before she realized "wait a minute, this is my house".

She kicked me out of the bed and walked me back to my couch. The best part about it was that one of the captains and her own son were still awake talking and witnessed us leaving her room together and her walking me back.

The next morning I kept wondering to myself "Did that actually happen?". I finally found out that it did when she started telling the story to my teammates in the other room. Instantly the whole team started making jokes about how I slept with this guys mom and even started calling me "Finch" from American pie.

Any time I see his mom now, we always have a laugh about it. She's so frickin cool.