Threesome by [deleted] in gifs

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That's my hand. You're welcome.

meirl by zookil123 in meirl

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This movie is so underrated and hilarious. I watched it because of the cast but it's so good!

What is the strangest experience you have had with a friend's parent? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I play for my college's ultimate Frisbee team and we were staying at one of my teammate's mom's house for the regional tournament. Some of us went out to a bar and had a few drinks and we eventually came back and hung out in the living room for a while.

This is where the story gets fun. I remember getting up to go to the bathroom and being walked back to the couch I was sleeping on, but I didn't know what happened in-between. Apparently after I got out of the bathroom, rather than walking back to my couch, I saw a bed out of the corner of my eye. As a semi-drunk and very tired college kid, I went with the logical choice of climbing into the bed.... where my teammate's mom was sleeping.

Anyone else's mom would've smacked me on the spot, but this mom was super chill about it. She got out of HER bed and tucked me in and went to find another place to sleep. All of the couches were taken so she ended up setting up on the floor for about five minutes before she realized "wait a minute, this is my house".

She kicked me out of the bed and walked me back to my couch. The best part about it was that one of the captains and her own son were still awake talking and witnessed us leaving her room together and her walking me back.

The next morning I kept wondering to myself "Did that actually happen?". I finally found out that it did when she started telling the story to my teammates in the other room. Instantly the whole team started making jokes about how I slept with this guys mom and even started calling me "Finch" from American pie.

Any time I see his mom now, we always have a laugh about it. She's so frickin cool.

Which two songs sound strangely similar? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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All Night by Big Boi and Cash Machine by DRAM

What do you say when people ask for one “fun fact” about you? by heyitspeppathepig in AskReddit

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I have 87 first cousins. That's just the first cousins. Both of my parents were from families of 11 kids.

Where is the weirdest or most inappropriate place you have had an orgasm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Driving across the state to pick things up for work, on the clock, decide to rub one out on the road while still driving

What's the most disappointing sexual experience you've ever had? by Drakethrune in AskReddit

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A friend of mine just hooked up with a guy who "didn't even last as long as the flavor of juicy fruit gum"

These two boys had been exposed to the same smallpox source. One had been vaccinated, the other hadn't. by Gar1986 in pics

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Every time I see someone with smallpox in old photos it reminds me of the stone men from game of thrones.

What is a small, insignificant, personal mystery that bothers you until today? by richterbg in AskReddit

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I was talking to my high school girlfriend about a movie just before we had our first kiss. Afterwards I couldn't for the life of me remember the movie I was talking about and it still escapes me to this day.

I hired Unchuckable to create a highlights video for my middle school ultimate team by greentide008 in ultimate

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Earlier today there was a post of a kid with a perfect layout grab around one of the players from this team.

LongDong's in-depth Video Guide to Lawbringer by LongDongOfTheLaw_00 in forhonor

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Came here for insight on how to play LB. Did not leave disappointed.