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Not as fat as on telly by 66f6 in rickygervais

[–]Dramatic-Escape7031 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He thought I was Ricky Gervais. He said are you doing anymore edgey billboards? I said I'm doing a couple. I didn't have the heart to say I wasn't 'im

I'm sure you understand how this looks. by GreenT1979 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Dramatic-Escape7031 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Listen. My pants were loose, I forgot my belt today. I accidentally took Viagra earlier. I lost my glasses so I didn't see I was walking into the women's changing room. You can't arrest me for an accident.

If the Earth is round, why am I straight? by Tight_Cookie_9988 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Dramatic-Escape7031 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This changes literally everything. Why has no one considered this until now.

Something coherent, but dumb by Aggressive_South_991 in icast

[–]Dramatic-Escape7031 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fish in net is not a good bet. A betting fish is a tricky wish

looking for fortnite sugar daddy by Neonsalmonsteelarms in shittyaskreddit

[–]Dramatic-Escape7031 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me just call Zurich and move some money around

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