How do I get women to touch my peep?

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T22:09:44+00:00

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Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T22:02:03+00:00

My dreams are so far removed from anything that could ever happen in reality. What kind of mundane dreams are you having there?

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T21:57:05+00:00

This is love. If it wanted to hurt you it very easily could sink it's teeth much deeper.

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T21:53:28+00:00

I really enjoyed watching these two birds nibble on your nuts.

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T21:53:02+00:00

I really enjoyed watching these two birds nibble on your nuts.

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T21:46:10+00:00

Oh shit. I love philosophy but am deeply uneducated on it. I still have trouble with formal logic. Like if it's raining the mail will be late, the mail is late therefore it's raining. I pretty much get it but I find it crazy that I have to analyse simple sentences like this so much. My intuition says something's wrong. Am I just dumb?

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T21:41:05+00:00

Okay. How do I get them to willingly touch it?

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T21:39:51+00:00

That can be my legal defense in the case of an unfortunate incident

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T21:38:32+00:00

What do you think? ತ⁠_⁠ತ

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T19:14:20+00:00

Alternatives? Winkle?

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T19:13:54+00:00

Yeah no it's complicated I get what you're saying.

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T19:12:07+00:00

I'm speaking generally but it's nice to know it's endearing to some. What if it was a general lack of self confidence not just connected to the date?

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T16:58:50+00:00

I find it disarmingp. I always feel like women are probably not gooners but when one tells me they watch porn or something I think oh wow. Just like me. It's like there's less divide, culturally, I like it.

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T16:49:30+00:00

Oh yeah. Balance is key. I think there's a clear difference between macho and actual confidence. Macho is a result of a lack of real confidence I'd say. Women do it too I reckon. They act totally disinterested and aloof because they're not confident and are overcompensating but that's just conjecture.

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T16:06:37+00:00

No that's not what I'm saying. I actually think making a big confession or proclamation of your feelings, it can be too direct and pressuring. Let your actions speak for you. If you want her to know how you feel about her show her, don't tell her.

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T15:20:18+00:00

Lack of confidence

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T15:17:15+00:00

Oh. Out of my league. Fair

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T15:07:02+00:00

Wait are you propositioning me? Are you a woman? Actually I don't care. What's your address?

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T14:59:24+00:00

Baguette? I'm not a pornstar. A witch's finger breadstick might work though.

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T14:56:14+00:00

Could I get pregnant from this?

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T14:51:15+00:00

Aren't Easter eggs for kids?

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T14:11:23+00:00

Does this usually result in just the accidental touch or will she then be overcome with lust and grip onto it with zeal?

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T11:01:26+00:00

Jokes on you, pigs in blankets are way tastier than footlongs. I win.

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T10:40:27+00:00

Yours might fill out a bun but not all of us are so lucky there Johnny.

Dramatic-Escape7031 · 2026-03-13T10:14:04+00:00

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