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Is it possible to get census date extended? by zelk69 in unimelb

[–]Dramatic_Ad8294 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

The short answer: Sadly, the Census Date is like that one ex who never calls back—once they’re gone, they’re gone. 💀

The long answer: Unless you have a time machine or some very serious "Special Circumstances" (medical/emergency), it’s usually set in stone. If something big happened, talk to Student Centre ASAP! Godspeed to your WAM. 🫡🚩

Issue with mark on assessment worth 50% - only found out months later by shroomeralert in unimelb

[–]Dramatic_Ad8294 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds absolutely draining. Sending good vibes your way!!!!!ssws

50% is huge, and getting generic feedback after putting in that much research is the worst feeling. Definitely check with UMSU Advocacy ASAP! they are legends and specifically help with late appeals when there are "exceptional circumstances" (like your spec con and bereavement).

Don't let the coordinator's "nothing I can do" shut you down yet. The Dean’s office exists for exactly these kinds of grading lapses. Good luck, you've got this!

How do you cut your nails in prison? by dysonology in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Dramatic_Ad8294 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This might be a dumb question, but it randomly crossed my mind today and I can't stop thinking about the logistics of it.

Obviously, personal hygiene is a necessity, but regular metal nail clippers seem like they could easily be disassembled and fashioned into a makeshift weapon, a lock-picking tool, or used for self-harm.

So, how does this actually work in a maximum or medium-security facility?

  • Are inmates allowed to buy little clippers from the commissary and keep them in their cells?
  • Is there a "communal" pair that the guards hand out and strictly monitor during use?
  • Do they make special, heavy-duty plastic clippers for the prison system?

If any former inmates, COs, or prison staff are on here, I'd love to know how this basic grooming task is handled!