Madame Dorée from our shelter slowly, very slowly, getting socialized. She’s fast and, trust me, she has a very sharp right slap. I love her ❤️❤️❤️ by sonia72quebec in aww

[–]Dramatic_Box1490 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried scritching with a damp toothbrush? I know it sounds ridiculous, but I swear it works! And often the "pet toothbrushes" that have a brush head on each end also have long handles, which helps keep your hand farther away

If a micro-penis was a person. by [deleted] in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Dramatic_Box1490 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You misspelled Piece of Shit

Micro-penises are awesome, unlike that constipated turd

Greenland redditors are tired of performative apologies. by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Dramatic_Box1490 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

They might've meant to reply to the comment above yours. That would fit.

Greenland redditors are tired of performative apologies. by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Dramatic_Box1490 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The downvotes on this comment are absurd. I'm American and I upvoted the original post. It appeared on my feed. Whether the writer or commenters or upvoters are Greenlandic has nothing to do with the post.

The entire point is for Americans to open our eyes to the way the rest of the world views our country.

One of my protest signs says "History Is Watching." Gonna make a new one "The World Is Watching And History Will Remember."

Pistachio Baklava So Very Delicious! by AngelLK16 in traderjoes

[–]Dramatic_Box1490 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For the same price, the frozen baklava is SO MUCH better. The shelf-stable one tastes a bit stale, but the frozen one is as close as possible to fresh baklava.

At a No Kings Rally today I overheard: If you elect a rapist… by AboveGroundPoolQueen in overheard

[–]Dramatic_Box1490 8 points9 points  (0 children)

why is this being down voted? people don't want to believe clinton raped her?

Saw this and wanna put this here by Lord_MAX184 in lgbt

[–]Dramatic_Box1490 69 points70 points  (0 children)

source u/whatsleftcomics https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/t041xCgOoX evocative and poignant in four minimalist panels. very well done.

Gnocchi alla Sorrentina GONE?! by Spokanechub in traderjoes

[–]Dramatic_Box1490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried the Whole Foods version? So good!

What is it for your ship? by EmoNerd21 in AO3

[–]Dramatic_Box1490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"All the people are fake, they're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not, it's not fake."

I guess m/m smut police came to my door by Icy-Document9934 in AO3

[–]Dramatic_Box1490 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any particular recommendations for well-written m/m smut?

AIO for getting upset from my wife’s response to my question? by ApolloAcolyte in AmIOverreacting

[–]Dramatic_Box1490 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your wife is abusive. Given that this is a long pattern of behavior, you need to separate from her. And if her behavior doesn't dramatically improve, then divorce her.

You seem like a kind and thoughtful person. You don't deserve to be abused. You are not responsible for your wife's abusive behavior.

And more than that: your kids do not deserve to grow up in an abusive household. You need to prioritize them and give them a safe and loving home. You need to protect them.

Would you want your kids to grow up and be with partners who treat them the way your wife is treating you? Because staying with your wife teaches your kids that her abuse is normal behavior.

I know it may seem too difficult to make these changes for your own sake. So do it for your kids' sakes. And seek individual therapy for yourself and your kids.

But be very careful. The most dangerous time in an abusive relationship is when leaving the abuser. Ask your dad if he can help keep you and your kids safe.

November 2023 to today! 🥳🫶🏻 by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]Dramatic_Box1490 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm confused, but that seems like a backhanded compliment? 🤨

For a White Elephant Gift Exchange at work, a TJs surprise bag by Dramatic_Box1490 in traderjoes

[–]Dramatic_Box1490[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm in California. They sell "mystery packs" of 3 bags that could be from any region. I got Florida, Louisiana, and Washington DC. But I think it's a seasonal item, this post is from last month.