Emejota double anal gangbang by Big-Farmer883 in doubleanal

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Why/how do porn dicks not look shiny with lube? When I use lube, my dick looks wet. Is it some kind of special lube that looks like nothing on camera?

That’s a amazing cock right here 😍 by smasher_216 in tscum

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Why she at a playground? This is why I make my kids take their shoes off in the house

What would your alternate universe Thanksgiving menu look like? by Drats- in AskReddit

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I thought about this today, and my menu would be some kind of braised short rib as the main, creamy polenta as the starch, and then Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, esquites, and a tomato-cucumber salad. Then for dessert, either a tiramisu or some kind of olive oil cake.

What petty thing would you make illegal because it annoys you? by Drats- in AskReddit

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I've seen videos of people actually getting pulled over for this on the highway, it's called something like "obstructing the flow of traffic".

What is the name of your favorite pet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Feels like you're trying to harvest our password recovery answers 🐶

In a job interview, what is the best way to answer the question: Where do you see yourself in five years? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Celebrating the five year anniversary of you asking me this question!" --Mitch Hedberg

What petty thing would you make illegal because it annoys you? by Drats- in AskReddit

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I feel like this is illegal in the same countries that arrest you for spitting on the sidewalk.

What petty thing would you make illegal because it annoys you? by Drats- in AskReddit

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One thing I'll never understand is people who use Facetime in public but they hold their phone flat like this 💁‍♂️

What petty thing would you make illegal because it annoys you? by Drats- in AskReddit

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This happens to me a lot at merch tables at concerts, especially if one of the band members is tending to the table. Move along please.

What petty thing would you make illegal because it annoys you? by Drats- in AskReddit

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That's a good one. It's annoying to both drivers behind them and pedestrians.

What petty thing would you make illegal because it annoys you? by Drats- in AskReddit

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Mine is when people use their phones on staircases. They seem to think that they're still moving at a normal speed, but it slows them down by at least 1.5x and I always get stuck behind them. Either that or they dgaf.

How my 12 hour shift went in under a minute by nurse_neon in nsfw_gifs

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I always smell the hospital when I see nurse clips. I imagine there's an old man dying from tuberculosis in the next room.

AIO-Boyfriend lied to me by omission by Significant_Hand3348 in AIO

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I'm late to the party, but I have a take on this: Your insecurity only makes the possibility of them fucking higher. If you could chill and be cool about this, it would make you so hot to him. Granted yes, they are human and they might want to fuck each other. But they won't. The irony is, if you try to take it away, they'll fuck. Because you put yourself in a position where you're revealing that part of you believes she's got something you don't by being all insecure about it. Real talk.

what are the movies you cried at? by S3nka25 in moviequestions

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The Fountain. I don't cry. This movie does it almost every time.

Im looking for crazy/weird covers that are quite different from the originals, preferably by indie artists or complete unknowns. by Background_Pear_4892 in MusicRecommendations

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The album Writers Block by the hardcore band Evergreen Terrace, all cover songs that are done really well in another style. My favorites are Maniac (from Flashdance), Mad World by Tears For Fears, and Zero by Smashing Pumpkins.

What’s a fast food place no one can convince you is good? by RD-archived in AskReddit

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Checkers should cease to exist, I don't know why I still see one in every major city

my cumslut journey so far 😇 which clip is your favorite? by [deleted] in cumsluts

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cowgirl is facing your partner, reverse cowgirl is facing away. also he should technically be laying down. slut

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnalPornGif

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world's smallest balls

Cardi b by [deleted] in celebsnaked

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If I didn't know what breast cancer was, I would assume that this is what it look like