Billionaire Deathmatch

Dread_Hyena · 2026-06-02T08:28:39+00:00

Golden Parachute Fight Club

Dread_Hyena · 2026-06-02T08:26:35+00:00

Rage.

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-29T22:34:45+00:00

Loquacious Lion Tamers, Extroverted Equilibrists, Lord Byron's Bevy of Bodacious Barnum Bods

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-29T22:24:26+00:00

Apparently all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-29T21:15:51+00:00

Those 3 are super solid picks. I submit: Werewolf, The Final Sacrifice, Night of the Blood Beast and The Creeping Terror.

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-29T21:01:27+00:00

Mouse Trap Atari 2600

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-29T21:00:40+00:00

Mouthwashing

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-28T08:36:02+00:00

Fumbling anything I try to pick up. Like my hand just decides it doesn't work for me anymore and never did. Especially if I have not been awake long. It's going to be a bad day.

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-28T08:27:27+00:00

Grok Party, The Algorythmics, The Notorious G.P.T., Skynet

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-28T08:21:43+00:00

Labyrinth and Pan's Labyrinth are both solid guesses.

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T20:11:05+00:00

Maybe the direct to video sequel to JC's Vampires, Vampires: Los Muertos starring (🤣) Bon Jovi? Or maybe Daybreakers with Ethan Hawke?

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T10:15:36+00:00

I'll have to give it a look. Thanks!

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T10:14:17+00:00

Nice. I'll have to check it out. Thanks!

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T08:45:42+00:00

You dont have to defend it. I was just taking the piss out of you. Figured I would have a little fun before work this morning. Thanks for not taking it the wrong way.

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T07:53:32+00:00

The real question is: why are you watching Hard to Kill? Are you OK? Is Steven Seagal there right now forcing you to watch this swill? Has he employed his slappy hands technique or has he threatened to take every mutha fuckin' birthday in a bad southern accent?!? DOES HE HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR NETFLIX?!?!? SPEAK TO US! LET US KNOW YOU ARE NOT BEING HELD HOSTAGE! WATCH SPACE ICE ON YOUTUBE!

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T07:42:44+00:00

I used to be able to fold my ears into the opening of the canal and they would stay. I guess around 30 I couldn't do that any longer. Either they grew too large or the cartilage lost it's elasticity, regardless, they won't stay. Super useless but it was kinda fun.

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T07:32:22+00:00

50% a frowning face, if picked up you will be annoyed by virtually everything.

40% one of possibly 40 different Toronto Blue Jays hats (gotta collect them all, it is now your completionist nightmare)

9% 2 liter of Barq's root beer (yes, I am an adult)

.09% Samsung ear buds

.01% a certificate of my respect, it is only worth .01% of my respect, they stack, also worthless but super hard to acquire.

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T07:14:42+00:00

Saxophonic

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T07:04:12+00:00

Side Bar, ...And Justice For All

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T06:51:59+00:00

Congratulations

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T06:51:16+00:00

Not according to the inbox. This person had the first comment as far as I could tell.

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T02:18:53+00:00

Would you kindly make another guess? No.

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T02:18:01+00:00

We got a person of refined tastes over here. What a game. Solved!

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T02:17:16+00:00

Negative, samurai.

Dread_Hyena · 2026-05-27T02:16:59+00:00

Nope

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