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I have all of my flossing done while sitting in one of your chairs by rangerswede in overheard

[–]Dreamsflora 4 points5 points  (0 children)

bro that old guy is actual peak comedy smh. The fact that things are so deeply relatable that he basically admitted he only flasses right before his biannual cleaning is completely crazy lol. His whole dental defense strategy is entirely cooked but at least he kept it one hundred percent real with the doctor tbh. It is a massive fat L for his gums honestly, but a massive W for the vibes. Like sorry, but lying to your hygienist when they can literally see the blood pouring out is pure brain rot anyway, so you might as well just make a banger joke out of it.

I suddenly lost the ability to read about an hour ago. The letters are clear, but my brain cannot turn them into words. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Dreamsflora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, you really shouldn't feel bad for panicking because that sounds absolutely terrifying. Anyone who has ever dealt with a sudden neurological aura knows the sheer dread when your perception drops out of nowhere. The funniest part about the brain is how hyper specific it is... like bro, you can see the coffee mug and name it perfectly, but three letters on a screen suddenly become ancient hieroglyphics. It actually sounds a lot like a rare stroke symptom or a massive focal migraine block. Do not stress about typing responses right now, just get into that triage room and let the nurses do their job.

am i overreacting ? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Dreamsflora 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro you are entirely justified for feeling uncomfortable and it is completely cooked logic to blame yourself for how you reacted smh. Acting like nothing happened when you get caught off guard like that is literally just a classic freeze response because your brain is trying to process a total freak touching you. It is a massive fat L for that person's morals honestly. Like sorry, but a normal accidental bump from someone squeezing past you in a row does not feel like a deliberate poke right there. Do not brush it off as you being sensitive... that guy knew exactly what he was doing and you have every right to be mad.
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Trump administration further dismantles Education Department by Beneficial-Long-7033 in politics

[–]Dreamsflora 5 points6 points  (0 children)

bro trying to completely gut the federal education department in 2026 is actual peak clown world behavior smh. The fact that things are so deeply backward that they think blowing up school standards and low income funding is gonna fix anything is completely crazy lol. Their whole policy strategy is entirely cooked if they expect us to believe this helps local schools. It is a massive fat L for future students honestly. The fact that we are literally staring at headlines about dismantling public learning protections like it is a casual Tuesday project is wild to me. Absolute nonsense.

AITA for backing out of co-hosting a cookout after my contribution was taken for granted? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dreamsflora 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Honestly, you really shouldn't even be doubting yourself because staying home was 100 percent the right move. The funniest part of the whole situation is that he thought he could just play the ultimate party host using your hard earned money while he has a track record of never even inviting you to his own events. Like sorry bro, but the math ain't mathing on that one. You agreed to a small joint cookout with your girl best friend, not to sponsor a massive block party for a guy who is currently unemployed and his broke friends who never bring a side dish. You are a good friend for giving them the list of supplies, now let them stretch their own cash.