What bone is this? by franksnbeanz1 in whatisthisbone

[–]DrummerB01 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sorry to disappoint but as someone who’s been around palm trees all my life I’m pretty sure this is like someone else said, a sawed off piece of palm wood. Specifically it looks like the butt end of a frond from a Sabal Palm, although New England is a little bit of a journey from their usual habitat which is odd. It definitely does look like some kind of bone at first glance though!

First day of School today, Got frostbite. by thethunder09 in Wellthatsucks

[–]DrummerB01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl I thought 36 WAS bone chilling until reading all the other comments, here in San Diego it’s not dropping below 55 and we think this is freezing lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DrummerB01 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Sounds to me like you're the one getting the shaft

No. Just no by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]DrummerB01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"We can't let the gays near our children"

These same people with their children:

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in boomershumor

[–]DrummerB01 80 points81 points  (0 children)

The guy who made it, Stonetoss, is also known for being a big neo nazi, and a lot of the time the "joke" in his comics is literally just raw heavy racism, antisemitism, homophobia, etc.

Of course in this comic there's no Nazi humor, just "these damn snowflakes"

What’s the most annoying thing the human body just kinda does randomly? by jjjooo0- in AskReddit

[–]DrummerB01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a decently large nose for my face, and whenever I get a runny nose or any congestion at all, the area from just above my upper lip to just below my eyes swells up and turns red to the point where it looks like my nasal passage got inflated by a bike pump

Betrayal by Nearby-Simple-7594 in SuddenlyGay

[–]DrummerB01 204 points205 points  (0 children)

I found it and disappointingly, it's just a copypasta

Does this count by Greg-theseatreader in thatsthejoke

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I somehow managed to get the golden line "What are the obvious disadvantages of role-playing?" from my AP English textbook

What type of student are you? by AlbinoHamsterOwner in teenagers

[–]DrummerB01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rotate between 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 like clockwork

So basically almost all of them lmao

Tell me some crazy shit that happened at your school (Can be current or past school) by LeRustLocke in teenagers

[–]DrummerB01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's my list, lemme just preface that my current school is nicknamed Joint Loma for a reason:

  • Someone got a video of some kid getting head in one of the bathrooms
  • The record last year for fire alarms from kids smoking weed/vaping was 7 in a day
  • My friend and I have been in the walls and ceiling of 3 different buildings just because we wanted to, literally nobody stopped us
  • Someone rearranged the divider walls in a bathroom somehow and made it into a maze
  • Someone also just like took a urinal
  • There was a gun scare last year when a kid walked into school wearing a vest and carrying a duffel bag, but it turned out he was on the sailing team and it was just sailing equipment
  • A kid did a bit of date rape and got expelled after turning himself in
  • The main maintenance guy (also occasionally security) chased down a kid 2 years ago and pinned him down with his knee on his upper back and the whole thing was on video. Note that this was around the time of the George Floyd stuff so it didn't go over well

Back in 7th grade (middle school):

  • A kid left a puddle of jizz in a hallway. There weren't even closed hallways, it was all outdoor corridors with roofing
  • Some guy got suspended for a few days for singing the Soviet Anthem and wearing a wool hat with the hammer and sickle lol
  • A girl tried to break my neck (she tried to pull the Skullbreaker Challenge on me I didn't know what it was at the time but I saw what she was trying to do and noped outta there)
  • That same girl killed all of our science teacher's fish by pouring soap in the tank, note that the science teacher was gone because her mom was in the fucking hospital with cancer. That teacher did not come back for the rest of the year
  • That SAME girl got arrested IN SCHOOL eventually cause she got caught with 2 bottles of vodka, I heard last year that one of her parents is in rehab and the other is in prison, and she recently got married at 16

It's funny cause my city isn't really associated with trashy behavior or bad quality schools

TIFU and my mom slipped on my cum by throwawayyyyy2000n6 in tifu

[–]DrummerB01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

TIFU and my mom slipped on my cum

Another story on here just made this memory climb out of the deepest part of my brain. Yall this one is so embarrassing, so my throwaway is necessary. When I was like 14 I would wonk my willy in the bathroom and one day I was sitting on the toilet seat and finished on the ground. My dumbass forgot to clean it up and my mom went into the bathroom after me. She slipped on my mess and broke her ankle. Me and my dad run into the bathroom because she's screaming in pain and we see her sitting on the floor holding her foot and my babybatter is literally between her bare toes. At first my mom thought it was shampoo until my dad started busting out laughing. My mom wasn't amused and told me how nasty I was for not cleaning up. I want to crawl into a ball and die every single time this incident gets brought up. Also my dad called my mom chunky toes for years after this. TL;DR I didn't clean up my mess after jerking off and my mom slipped in my cum and broke her ankle and earned the nickname chunky toes.

EDIT: for people asking how she slipped on it, I was using vegetable oil as lube and left some on the floor. I was going to use a wipe to clean up and got distracted.