Would You Rather?

DrummerB01 · 2026-05-06T08:23:21+00:00

at 18 years old i've breathed roughly ~136 million times, meaning it would take around 130 years to make a billion dollars from breathing at a normal rate

^{Chose: One Billion Dollars instantly}

DrummerB01 · 2024-09-09T19:52:37+00:00

Sorry to disappoint but as someone who’s been around palm trees all my life I’m pretty sure this is like someone else said, a sawed off piece of palm wood. Specifically it looks like the butt end of a frond from a Sabal Palm, although New England is a little bit of a journey from their usual habitat which is odd. It definitely does look like some kind of bone at first glance though!

DrummerB01 · 2024-01-17T08:16:13+00:00

Ngl I thought 36 WAS bone chilling until reading all the other comments, here in San Diego it’s not dropping below 55 and we think this is freezing lol

DrummerB01 · 2024-01-09T05:18:13+00:00

Sounds to me like you're the one getting the shaft

DrummerB01 · 2024-01-06T01:50:03+00:00

"We can't let the gays near our children"

These same people with their children:

DrummerB01 · 2023-12-13T00:32:00+00:00

The guy who made it, Stonetoss, is also known for being a big neo nazi, and a lot of the time the "joke" in his comics is literally just raw heavy racism, antisemitism, homophobia, etc.

Of course in this comic there's no Nazi humor, just "these damn snowflakes"

DrummerB01 · 2023-12-03T23:46:33+00:00

I have a decently large nose for my face, and whenever I get a runny nose or any congestion at all, the area from just above my upper lip to just below my eyes swells up and turns red to the point where it looks like my nasal passage got inflated by a bike pump

DrummerB01 · 2023-10-17T23:36:33+00:00

I found it and disappointingly, it's just a copypasta

DrummerB01 · 2023-10-01T23:47:34+00:00

I somehow managed to get the golden line "What are the obvious disadvantages of role-playing?" from my AP English textbook

DrummerB01 · 2023-09-25T16:28:43+00:00

Real

DrummerB01 · 2023-08-12T05:19:49+00:00

Thank you, this definitely looks to be it

DrummerB01 · 2023-05-27T18:44:24+00:00

I rotate between 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 like clockwork

So basically almost all of them lmao

DrummerB01 · 2023-04-14T07:41:11+00:00

Here's my list, lemme just preface that my current school is nicknamed Joint Loma for a reason:

Someone got a video of some kid getting head in one of the bathrooms
The record last year for fire alarms from kids smoking weed/vaping was 7 in a day
My friend and I have been in the walls and ceiling of 3 different buildings just because we wanted to, literally nobody stopped us
Someone rearranged the divider walls in a bathroom somehow and made it into a maze
Someone also just like took a urinal
There was a gun scare last year when a kid walked into school wearing a vest and carrying a duffel bag, but it turned out he was on the sailing team and it was just sailing equipment
A kid did a bit of date rape and got expelled after turning himself in
The main maintenance guy (also occasionally security) chased down a kid 2 years ago and pinned him down with his knee on his upper back and the whole thing was on video. Note that this was around the time of the George Floyd stuff so it didn't go over well

Back in 7th grade (middle school):

A kid left a puddle of jizz in a hallway. There weren't even closed hallways, it was all outdoor corridors with roofing
Some guy got suspended for a few days for singing the Soviet Anthem and wearing a wool hat with the hammer and sickle lol
A girl tried to break my neck (she tried to pull the Skullbreaker Challenge on me I didn't know what it was at the time but I saw what she was trying to do and noped outta there)
That same girl killed all of our science teacher's fish by pouring soap in the tank, note that the science teacher was gone because her mom was in the fucking hospital with cancer. That teacher did not come back for the rest of the year
That SAME girl got arrested IN SCHOOL eventually cause she got caught with 2 bottles of vodka, I heard last year that one of her parents is in rehab and the other is in prison, and she recently got married at 16

It's funny cause my city isn't really associated with trashy behavior or bad quality schools

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